GAY scientists today released a study which, they claim, at last identifies the "Christian Gene". The controversial research may end the long running debate about the cause of Christianity. "Our research suggests that Christians may not be able to help themselves", said one scientist.

The theory casts doubt on the traditional belief Christianity can be blamed on a child's upbringing. The parents of one Christian have welcomed the news with relief. "We'd always worried that if we did something different we could have stopped our child becoming a Christian before it was too late."

But converting the research into a commercial cure may take years. The wait leaves many families frustrated. "We have sent our children to camps to cure them, but no matter how many times we play them Pet Shop Boys songs, they just come back talking about Jesus," said one gay parent. Part of the delay occurred because scientists need approval from ethics boards to further their study. "Obviously there are those who say genetic modification is just playing God", said one researcher, "but now we can at least cure them of their belief."


OK, so I nicked this off some forum I found whilst trying to find out some famous gay scientists. But I thought it was far too funny, so decided to post it to a slightly larger audience. The person who came up with it is called 'Jane Bovary'. Don't know who she is though.
By the way, the next time anyone wants an argument against homophobia, tell them the story of Alan Turing, one of the most brilliant mathematicians of the 20th century. The authorities found out he was gay, put him on hormone replacement therapies, and he killed himself two years later with cyanide. The joys of being British.
Steven. xxx