Dear oh Dear Nic. I see a pattern emerging. Leather chaps. Next thing you know you'll be joining Evie and I in the horsey gang (purely for the smell of leather though lol).

Orlando Bloom and Justin Timberlake are meh. Bloom especially.

1. Steve Jones
2. Ben Browder
3. Charlie Simpson
4. Ben Cohen
5. Matthew Fox

Sorry but I can't say I particularly like Orlando Bloom... I think he's just a bit of a sap... altho I can see why people would like him tho! Maybe if he sounded gruffer...

i think orlando is minging. dont agree with any of the lists u've mentioned dom, i must hav a weird taste.. well ive been told.

ryan phillipe? however u spell his name. hehe

the guy Chris has for his avatar is yummmmmmy!!

-- Edited by yongee at 00:30, 2005-08-18

My avatar would be Ben Cohen.... how rugged!

I agree with Ryan Philippe too tho!

Okay - sorry for comandeering your thread here Dom but i see potential.
Top 5 celebrity comedy shags!

1) Anne Widdecome - it would be an experience which would put your entire life in perspective. How could you ever again feel such terror? Plus she has free drugs and i could finally bring Adam her face, as he comissioned me to do this last year.

2) Robert Kilroy Silk - If only to unplug that anal retentiveness that spouts from his mouth every time he f*cking opens it! Plus the bastard has already proven himself a racist, daily-mail-reader appealing git and i think a decent bit of arse rape would teach the world a lesson. There are also those persistent rumours that he is related to Scouse Dave, and we would get to interview him regarding this issue.

3) Sandy Toksvig - To record it and sell it to the national press under headlines such as "Screams of the horse" and "Danish Bacon".

4) Pauline Hanson (Australian MP) - We'd make her like it, when we turned her loins about, we'd make her like it, when we slapped her with a trout. Her existence has been murdered, existence has been murdered, her vaginal warts murdered, her sanity just gone.

5) Tom Cruise - But this would have to be a sex scene in which the person who's shafts him is dressed up as clinical psychologist. Screaming that this is what he deserves for criticizing retro-viral (is that the right type) drugs!

Okay - that's out of my system now......

Stephen Hawking wins by miles!! couldnt stop laughing.

i bring you.... Cliff Richard. apparently hes gay. or something.

nanna moon

Hmmmmm comical shags...

Lee Evans, jus the continual face pulling n gurning wud b funny plus i'd love 2c his sex face, wud probably b hilarious.

Lady Sovereign, complete n utter chavette, sings ****e talks crap... i'd sit on her face just 2 shut her up and cos i'd get summat outta it....

Cartmans mother... if u've ever seen south park the movie u'll have noticed her fine set of legs n wot a bossy bitch she wer. mmmmmmmm theres jus summat bout dominant women...

& if the whole thing wer gonna b turned in2 a 6-some, just for the sake of comedy value i'd have throw in charlotte church & marylin manson cos they r completely mismatched

-- Edited by NickyDyke85 at 14:59, 2005-08-19

My Serious top five:

Ben Cohen (Rugby Player)


Daniel McPherson


Will Young


Jake Gyllenhaal


Freddy Ljungberg



Yummmy

I am gonna set up a new embarrassing crushes thread too (I think the other one is lost) so that we may all confess our sins!!

:)

who is that Daniel McPherson character..

he is HOT!

Okay, whilst that pic of Daniel McPherson is fit, I have just been freaked by the multiple pics of Diana in the background.....


erm!?€!!!!

I think you'll find ben is here with me now Chris making babies. So Ner!

Now theres an offer!!!! Go 4 it John

I found it difficult narrowing it down to just five, being a lady of such impeccable taste, but these two will always have a special place in my bisexual heart:



In all seriousness, I do actually fancy Tony Blair. It could be worse; at least it's not Supernanny!

-- Edited by AliceH at 20:44, 2005-08-22

Some of the most memorable illicit encounters one might have include:
Robert Kilroy Silk,
Rupert Murdoch,
Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
Baroness Young, (she's dead now, which would make it even more memorable I think),
Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars.

Or, if I preferred a more sensuous night, I myself might choose the following as bedfellows:
James from Busted,
David Paisley, Ex Holby City, (he played the gay nurse Ben),
For some weird reason that I can't explain, Orlando Bloom,
Bruno Lngley, (Coronation Street and Dr Who),
The guy who plays the trendy geek in the WIP video, Waitin' for a girl like you - does me every time!

Steven. xx

Not in any order just lv em all

Lindsay Lohan
Lauren Ambrose (Claire frm six feet under)
Kate Beckinsale
Kelly Clarkson
Olivia Hallinan (Kim frm Sugar Rush)

At the min but it changes every few hours as there are soooo many hot celeb's out there!

I'd just like to add Anthony Crank of T4 fame to my five. I have just seen him in interview in Attitude magazine and he is fit.

muscly slightly older men ROCK!

Ummm... I no particular order

Kelly Clarkson
Alexis Bledel
Shannyn Sossamon
Mary-Louise Parker
Scarlett Johansson



Jeni
x

gael garcia bernal
stiffler
freddie ljundberg
matthew fox
jude law

NickyDyke85 wrote:

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Don't I've already been disowned in my house for one of them

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least ur gf doesnt fancy fern britton

they just try and put the word FIERCE into everything. there's no point that FIERCE can't be used. It's a facial expression, a compliment for attitude, a style of makeup, a temper-tanrum, the lot!

Ok, well, seeming as i live wit Dom, i suppose that Orlando & Justin will already be upstairs (and may be up for a 3sum?) so i won't waste 2 places on my top 5 for them, lol, so here goes;

1) Johnny Depp
2) Brad Pitt (& possibly Angelina as well, in a 3sum?)
3) Colin Farrel (especially if he speaks, with sexy Irish accent)
4) David Beckham (but only if he doesn't speak!)
5) Matt Damon

I've just realised that most of these guys are either married or in LTR's tho, bitches!