the crazy frog thing buys a penis enlargement pump on his scooter travel thru Europe and decides to play with it en route and becomes so distracted by the swelling of his green gearstick and pumpin it so furiously that he takes his eye off the road and crashes into the bridge where Diana met her maker, unfortunately the little **** doesn't die from this, he merely suffers massive head injuries and the speed at which he impacted into the bridge sends him hurtling across Paris, where he flies smack into a blimp and rebounds off onto the top of the eiffel tower and is impaled there, before the french go crazy for the smell of frogs legs and invent the new national sport of extreme speed tower climbing to shoot up there and devour the rancid little green thing... a bim bim bim bim bim bim the end!
Congratulations too to her lovely housemates, Joe, Alice and Irish Dom, who will no doubt pay witness to Nic's screaching against that 'green bollocked bastard' and subsequent throwing of the album out of the attic window. After which some Woodhouse chav will probably find it and cherish it for the rest of their life.
I dont screech luv, u shud know that by now! I shout at the tv n hurl abuse at the green thing & awww thanks Dave 4 the lovely prize... i've always wanted a shiny frisbee
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
eeeh i had one for my birthday from arsecandle, they are only 3 quid from superdrug. they are FAB!! alth othe radio part doesnt actually function too well.
Maybe we could make some to sell at this years society fair stall. Obviously the gay arrows would go like wild fire. We will need to get alot of newspaper Adam.
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Shock me, shock me, shock me with that devious behaviour!!
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