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Not Thai Dave

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Eat Some Beans
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Found this on a websigh:
Based on "Do Something" By Britney

Now it is evening time
And it's almost dinner time
Maybe that we'll have some wines
But when I come to sit down
I see the foods all around
It's vegetables that I found

(Pre-chorus)
What the I can do when I'm hungry-eow
Forks and spoons are serves along
These things looks so nasty-eow
And knives and cups are serves along

(Chorus)
I see her looking at me
Waiting for me to eat
I hear a voice whispering
"Why don't you eat some beans?"
Tomatoes, carrots, turnips
Cucumbers, eggplants, garlics
Potatoes, onions, and greens
I hate to eat some beans

Now it's almost 8 p.m.
7,000 rice left 'n
My mom keeps mum-bl-ing, "o"
I take a piece of sallad
And then I go to toilet
I puke then flush it to dead
(Repeat pre-chorus)
(Repeat chorus)

The time had moving round and round
But all the buffets keeps uncount
My mom stand up and give a shout
"Eat it now! Don't waste time!
Eat them now! Now eat some beans!"
(Repeat chorus)


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It's kinda late to submit this parody, but here it goes:

Oops, Bush won again

no no no no no
no no no no no no
Bush won Governor again.
A bunch of us feel sorry for the poor Floridians.
Oh Dadey.
The Bushs' brains are all mush.
So the damage they cause can be serious.
'Cause they've got no senses.
That is just so typically them.
Oh Dadey, Dadey.

CHORUS:
Oops!...Bush won again.
Jeb defeated McBride, for some odd reason.
Oh Dadey, Dadey.
Oops!...the brother of Shrub.
This administration's corrupt.
They've never been innocent.

You see their problem is this.
They're dreaming away.
Thinking they're heros, that nobody can resist.
We cry, watching the maylays.
Can't you see they're fools in so many ways.
'Cause they have no senses.
That is just so typically them.
Dadey, oh

Repeat CHORUS

No no no no no no
No no no no no no

"Election Day"!
"Cheney, before you vote, I have a favor for you".
"Oh sure, and your favor is....."?
"Yeah, yes it is".
"But I thought we weren't going to rig anymore elections"?
"Well Cheney, I just wanted things to go well for us in 2004".
Jeb: "Oh, you shouldn't have".

Oops!...They did it again to Florida.
Got lost in their imaginary fame.
Oops!...This administration's corrupt.
They've never been innocent.

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