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I know we cant compete with the lure of mission but if you fancy a change:

RAZZMATAZZ PIRATES PARTY
Thursday 17th November, only £2, 10pm-2am (first in get pieces of 8)
X At Bar Phono, Merrion Centre, Leeds X

Indielectropopglamtrashrandomness = pulp, shampoo, le tigre, saint ettienne, fierce girl, the organ, msp, the knife, urusei yatsura, tribe 8, scarfo, sleater kinney, kylie, grass show, miss kittin, tiger, magnetic fields, prince, suede, fannypack, bis, gravy train, etc. get requests in early so we can bring em if we have em: razzmatazzdjs@yahoo.co.uk

Dressing up heartily encouraged as we shall be celebrating the birthdays of DJ Roxy and DJ BJ, ooh arr!


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I'm only saying one thing: Xanadu.

Oh, and looking forward to it, of course. Mission just pisses me off big time, so razzing is such a quirky alternative.

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I want to go!!!

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cool
i want a parrot

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I want an eye-patch.

...and a wooden leg.

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I just want a barrel of rum...

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make that ten and we'll share

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Deal! sounds like a plan... can just imagine it now, gettin plastered while gettin top quality entertainment by watching people walk the plank.

Outta interest, who would u make walk the plank?

I'd quite happily kick whichever wanker created the crazy frog & plastered it all over tv, as well as trying 2 make it have a great comeback by destroyin classic old skool dance tunes

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well definitely the same as you plus a guy called tiff who i'm just discussing with a friend on msn. he's a proper wanker. i'd watch him walk the plank anytime and give him a helping hand or a boot up the backside too.

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Ohhhh i'd make sum from work walk it, she's a proper lazy cow, comes in2 work on a come-down from whatevers gone up her nose/down her neck night before, stands round talking n doing sweet f-a, slags off lesbians cos "doing that with another woman is wrong" (then wot the **** ru doing working in a gaybar? sod off fag hag!), decides 2b bitchy 2 people just cos shes on a comedown, and then goes off taking even more stuff and being unable 2 work cos shes coming up. most annoying thing is my hours have been cut down just so that useless tramp can have more hours 2 work

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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Why are pirates called pirates?

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They just aaaarrrrggghh!



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Wendy wrote:

Why are pirates called pirates?

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They just aaaarrrrggghh!





You obviously have too much time on your hands if you can come up with questions like that

As for the lass at work nic i'll sort her out for ya and then you can have all the hours you want...i just really feel like doing serious harm to someone atm...no idea why

-- Edited by finkbee at 12:46, 2005-11-07

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finkbee wrote:


Wendy wrote:
Why are pirates called pirates?

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They just aaaarrrrggghh!




You obviously have too much time on your hands if you can come up with questions like that

As for the lass at work nic i'll sort her out for ya and then you can have all the hours you want...i just really feel like doing serious harm to someone atm...no idea why -- Edited by finkbee at 12:46, 2005-11-07




i think it was meant to b a joke, wit a poor punch line.

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The Rt. Hon. Reverend Dame Brigadier Duchess HRH Lord Sir Gay Senior Junior BA, M.Gay, PhGay, Justice of Gay. GAY

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Hey hey hey.

Don't blame me if you dislike, blame FHM.
I think it is an ace joke though

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i have an odd sense of humour, and often laugh at totally inappropriate times, so meh.

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i knew it was a joke. i was supposed to write something else but i got distracted and then had a coughing fit ugh very ill yesterday don't blame me.

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you ill again, werent you ill the other week. i was reading somewhere you complaining you were ill. except that your flatmates were takin care of ya.

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its the best joke in the world
i will hear nothing against it
nothing
or else i will send you to davey jones locker

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it isn't as funny as the hate crime reporting folder's rugby cards

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yes i'm ill again although i'm not sure i was ever not ill. had a really bad cough and cold and everything else since last tuesday when we stood under the railway bridge thing in the cold til 2.45am. only went to one lecture on monday then went home and pretended to die. my mate tells me to go to the doctor but it's not going to happen. she has no sympathy left now

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Adam wrote:

it isn't as funny as the hate crime reporting folder's rugby cards



They are pretty funny, in a tacky "lets put rugby league players on safety cards 4 students cos they'll take them seriously"... sorry but rugby league players r pussies and shouldn't b taken seriously at all.

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finkbee wrote:

yes i'm ill again although i'm not sure i was ever not ill. had a really bad cough and cold and everything else since last tuesday when we stood under the railway bridge thing in the cold til 2.45am. only went to one lecture on monday then went home and pretended to die. my mate tells me to go to the doctor but it's not going to happen. she has no sympathy left now



well its not like we made you stand there. i wouldnt mind being left with barry....heh. and you could have said you wanted to go home, my would be conscience would have made me walk home with you. theres isnt any need for doctors, your body will fix itself up in due time.

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i told her i'm not going to die or anything but no. anyway i didn't want to go home. turned out to be a very interesting conversation i wasn't complaining about it in the slightest. i'll do it again any day. i was only saying that my illness started after that night is all.

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if you thought that was interesting convosation apparently you arent haning around me often enough. all my convosations seem to be like that. or just plain odd usally, but 'interesting'.

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NickyDyke85 wrote:
They are pretty funny, in a tacky "lets put rugby league players on safety cards 4 students cos they'll take them seriously"... sorry but rugby league players r pussies and shouldn't b taken seriously at all.


Now rugby union.... thats a entirely different matter. How I wish I was on the recieving end of one of their tackles



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Alez wrote:

if you thought that was interesting convosation apparently you arent haning around me often enough. all my convosations seem to be like that. or just plain odd usally, but 'interesting'.



most of my conversations end up like that too but that doesn't make them any less interesting.

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ChrisH wrote:

NickyDyke85 wrote:They are pretty funny, in a tacky "lets put rugby league players on safety cards 4 students cos they'll take them seriously"... sorry but rugby league players r pussies and shouldn't b taken seriously at all.

Now rugby union.... thats a entirely different matter. How I wish I was on the recieving end of one of their tackles





You mean you want your Willie Poched?

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Aw, get better soon, finkbee.

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MMMMMM! Poached willy....

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AliceH wrote:

Aw, get better soon, finkbee.



Why thankyou. I'll try but it may take a while. Ya know I just don't get it...I never get ill at all

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ChrisH wrote:

NickyDyke85 wrote:They are pretty funny, in a tacky "lets put rugby league players on safety cards 4 students cos they'll take them seriously"... sorry but rugby league players r pussies and shouldn't b taken seriously at all.

Now rugby union.... thats a entirely different matter. How I wish I was on the recieving end of one of their tackles





Rugby unions brilliant & much better 2 play! seriously theres nowt better than been mauled by up2 20 women (or men if ur a fella)

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is anybody going to go?

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Yes, a whole mob of homos (in my dreams!)

Hope you can all make it, s'tommorrow folks, please cum.

Lurve dj **** x x x x

p.s. please bring i.d. and please tell us if the bouncer is being a twat.

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