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Gay Lord

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A nice little game I saw on another forum.

Someone posts a 'good' thing.

The next person posts a way that the thing might turn 'bad'.

In the next post, things get really... you guessed it... 'ugly'.

The 'ugly' poster then posts another 'good' thing... and it goes on and on and on.

A lame EG (from the cited thread):
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1: A lovely sunny beach

2: Populated with incontinent seagulls

3: Which are ****ting all over you.
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Got it?

I'll start off. If nobody likes the idea - then **** off.
I'm starting off crude.

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The best blowjob of your life

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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from a pensioner with no teeth

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Dame Poofy

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who turns out (when you trun the lights on), to be your grandfather


a lovely icecream

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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with blood instead of raspberry sauce

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Gay Lord

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and a used tampon instead of a flake.

A walk in the park

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Butter Me Up!

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full of hypodermic needles.

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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crawling on your hands and knees drunk.

a lovely cup of tea.

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Dame Poofy

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brewed in a dead mans, missing eye's hole

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with the missing eye at the bottom.

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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in a leper colony

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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having certain body parts fall off n get stuck in certain places during a romantic love making session


finding £100 on floor

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it being covered in ****

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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unfortunatley its ur £100 n **** from where u passed out drunk the night b4 n lost control of ur bowel movement


havin sum1 cook u a nice meal

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eurgh...

it bein covered in mangin gravy

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Pieces of me you've never seen

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Then having to consume it via an aenema...

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Ok, i'll start a new one then;

Pullin' a fit guy @ Mission last nite...

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Finding out he was actually 13

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Posting Addict

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after sobering up you realise is your younger brother.

winning tickets to dream holiday

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Discovering when you get there that it's a romantic holiday for two with George Galloway.

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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and he has packed nothing but bottles of scotch, a gimp mask and viagra.

eating cream cakes

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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lookin at the packaging and realising they have gone way past the sell by date

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Mmm eyebrows!

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and noticing that the cream was donated by Bernard Manning

Finding £1000 in an envelope on the street

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finding it is from a set of leeds university monopoly

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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tryin to explain to nurses how u got a plastic house stuck up ur nose while playing drinking monopoly & been looked at as if ur 5yr old n shud know better...

curling up in a warm bed

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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on the street with a tramp

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Mmm eyebrows!

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and the tramp has incontinence problems

Meeting your favourite celebrity

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Meeting them in the bestiality anonamous meetings you both attend to deal with your goat problems

Adam (at home, can't be bothered to log in... i HATE windows!)

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And realising you're both in love with the same goat.

A nice, warm bath on a cold winter's day

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lets not mention that the bath isnt actually filled with water.
ill leave what it is filled with for you to decide.

-- Edited by Alez at 12:51, 2005-11-13

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Dame Poofy

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(the whole point is you make dirsty stuff up for the nest person to make worse, not doing so ruins the game)

the bath filled with *unknown* is actualy yhour fat falt mate that has been hollowed out by inuets and turned into a cooking vessle in with you are now being slowly boiled

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YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

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ur mashed up flatmate ends up all over u n inside u... u also hated the flatmate in question when they wer alive n them been all over n in u was ur worst nightmare.

Chips

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