My boyfriend has just informed me that he wants to go to India for a year (or possibly longer) to be a Catholic missionary, even though he's not actually Catholic at the moment.
I was just wondering what other bizarre revelations people's significant others had made. Think of it as me wanting to make sure I'm not the only one!
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A good friend will help you move house. A really good friend will help you move a body.
about 5 years ago i was in a relationship with a boy who after a year of not mentioning anything announced to me that he would be interested in taking a tinkle on me. after about half a second of deliberation i decided that it was time to end that relationship once and for all. needless to say that i have not seen him since. not really my cup of pee!
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don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
my housemate's boyfriend used to wake me up last year by shouting "go on, piss on me" during moments of high cotius-exitement. thankfully she moved out, and took her watersports with her.....
My 1st gf (was a long distance relationship) got herself pregnant behind my back... then tried to tell me it wer something she ate. If thats not wierd I don't know wot is, I find it all hilarious now.
Mind u saying that I've got loadsa wierd revalations from past relationships... I aint gonna go in2 them all cos i'd b here all day
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
