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Valentines Day is 45 minutes away, post your anonymous (or not) messages of love here!

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AlbyFC


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Dear Bottle of Chardonnay,

I'm so glad you came into my life. Can't wait for it to be Valentine's Day. I'll suck you to death!

Mwah!

Alby


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JohnK


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Dear Friends,

Thankyou for being there! Was really nice to see 'the gang' on Sunday and I can't wait for our little trip-out to Manchester this Satuday.

Happy Valentines Day from me :)

xxx


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Dear Alberto.

Even though I am a cheap date, I resent that I should be sucked rather than sipped gently and savoured. Please treat me with love and respect. If you love someone, you will not suck them dry and then launch into a gutsy inebriated rendition of 'Simmah Dahn Nah' followed by 'Master of the House'.

Yours cautiously,
Sonesta Chardonnay (£2.99 from One Stop.)

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Hmm. The wine is whining?

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"Wine" in the loosest sense of the word.

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AlbyFC


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Dear Sonesta,

What a rude Valentines date I am! Well, I'll swallow your liquid gently and then I'll croon Fly Me to the Moon to you. Does that sound better?

Smooches,

Alby xx

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You can swallow my liquid gently Alby, just promise not to sing!

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I don't like the entendres in this thread!

Everyone knows my Valentine message goes to my boyfriend. He's short, has a crap beard, looks a bit like a trampy Chris Martin and forgot my birthday but I love him anyway. Puke, puke, puke, I know.

Otherwise my message to singles: the Hyde Park Picture House is showing Breakfast at Tiffany's and The Chalets are playing at The Faversham. Two ways to spend your evening that won't involve stuffed fluffy bears, crap chocolate, and satin heart-shaped ****e.

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AlbyFC


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I'm seeing Breakfast at Tiffany's with a few friends (hopefully). My date will be a packet of tissues. I always cry with that film!

Rich, you're a naughty boy. Get away from me.

And, Alice, that's terribly sweet, although I don't think you do your bf justice. He looks cute even in a crap photo.

-- Edited by AlbyFC at 00:13, 2006-02-14

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My date will also be a packet of tissues.

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Who are the Chalets? Are the good?

Happy Valentines Alice!

x


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AlbyFC


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This is unusually grim for you, Rich.

WAIT!

What EXACTLY are you planning to do with the packet of tissues in question?

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Oh nooooo don't encourage him!!

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AliceH


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Rich just has a heavy cold. Either that, or he'll be perving at fit boys and using tissues to mop up some drool. Anything else is too hideous to contemplate.

JohnK -- check the Chalets out! (By which I mean download illegally first.) They're quite fun, bouncy, indieish girl/boy vocals. The type of stuff they may've played at Razz, bless its heart.

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Phil


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Alberto, are you sending yourself valentines messages in the guise of a wine bottle?

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I think my valentine's messages may well be heading to Ben and Jerry.

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Ben and Jerry are still alive and well, whereas Dr. Atkins perished from a heart attack a couple of years ago. I know what I'm scarfing down on the sofa this evening.

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My valentines shall involve Canal St...gee, won't that be fun?!

*Cynical mood*

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AliceH wrote:
Ben and Jerry are still alive and well, whereas Dr. Atkins perished from a heart attack a couple of years ago. I know what I'm scarfing down on the sofa this evening.


Tim?

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AliceH wrote:
Ben and Jerry are still alive and well, whereas Dr. Atkins perished from a heart attack a couple of years ago. I know what I'm scarfing down on the sofa this evening.


I'm pretty sure either Ben or Jerry died from being really fat or something...

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certifiablysane wrote:
My valentines shall involve Canal St...gee, won't that be fun?!

*Cynical mood*


a romantic liason in the essential toilet cubicle of your choice? enjoy!!

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JohnK wrote:
Who are the Chalets? Are the good?

Happy Valentines Alice!

x



the chalets played fuzz in sheffeild after B+S on thursday - went down a treat by all accounts

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sorry for clogging up your lovely forum thingamy - bit of a technophobe is me. here's a message for you all this merry Valentine's Day...

Rose are Red
Violets are bloo
I'm scitzophrenic
And so am I
......me too



-- Edited by special_k at 12:09, 2006-02-14

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PatrickT


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Dude, that's so rude! It's schizophrenic not scitzophrenic!

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special_k wrote:

JohnK wrote:
Who are the Chalets? Are the good?

Happy Valentines Alice!

x



the chalets played fuzz in sheffeild after B+S on thursday - went down a treat by all accounts


Ooh, did you see B&S?

Sorry for thread hijacking.

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hooray for hot southern austrian boys!!!

i love vienna, the real City of Dreams!

sash, valentined to the hilt
xxx

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chemicalfears


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Sorry for double-posting guys, but I just want to say a little message:

To all of You who do not have a Valentine,
Happy Valentine's Day from me! You look sexy
and that way you smile is so amazing that it makes
me melt!

Thinking of You - Yes, You!

Sasha
xxx

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ChipsAndLube


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ditto john. saturday should be ace!

i got up for work this rainy morning and found i'd been dumped by text at 2am. then again, i dragged myself out of my ridiculous misery and, working for a bank, smiley contentedly at all the sad desperate knobs in suits running around in the rain, their wallets a tad lighter for the armfuls for roses and hearty-lovey-puke-puke teddies. unfortunately clinton's don't bank with us.

love to all my friends x

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*Hugs Dave*

Men should be disposed of in the "general rubbish" bins.

John, Saturday is gonna be ace! And expensive, but I'll try not to drink much. Believe it?

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