Not actually a thread to discuss my love for the Queen, but I have been thinking, what on earth do you buy the Queen for her birthday? Post your ideas here!
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My friend was a polcie officer who stands around the queen when shes out, and she said she has really good non wrinkly skin for an 80 year old! surgery would be wasted!!
You have to work out from a series of clues who had Di bumped off!
I reckon it was Phillip in the French Tunnel with a steering wheel.....
Either that or a jack in the box, so when she opened it it'd pop out, give her a heart attack and she'd keel over, cleverly launching the knife in her hand into Charle's chest. The Prince William comes out and Marries me and I'm the Queen.
Ha ha Queenie! Put that in your pipe and smoke it ya ol' b!tch!
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You have to work out from a series of clues who had Di bumped off!
I reckon it was Phillip in the French Tunnel with a steering wheel.....
Either that or a jack in the box, so when she opened it it'd pop out, give her a heart attack and she'd keel over, cleverly launching the knife in her hand into Charle's chest. The Prince William comes out and Marries me and I'm the Queen.
Ha ha Queenie! Put that in your pipe and smoke it ya ol' b!tch!
sooooo many things wrong with that..........besides it was the queen mum in the tunnle with a camera
Nooo! No-one is allowed to quote from THAT film!!! Ever!! How very dare you?!
Do you not remember Costner-the-charisma-vortex? The Bryan Adams horror? The complete ****ing up of the Medieval zietgiest to make it palatable for some stoopid people across a pond we shall not name?
The only oasis of quality lies with Geraldine McEwan's Mortianna. Our dear Miss Marple as a medieval witch. Her you may quote.
Breconboy wrote: Nooo! No-one is allowed to quote from THAT film!!! Ever!! How very dare you?!
well it was either that or blazing saddels and that has words that cant be used in a safe space. I think we all saw how cr@p it was after all he says cancel christmas something which at that time was still a pagan festival christmas as we know it has only been around since victorian times.
also i really do like hangins but lynching are much more fun
What about a vibrator? Philip can't be up to much at his age and it'd certainly liven her image up a bit... We could get her one with a little crown on the end. Though it could be quite painful for an oldie if she got the shakes I suppose...
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