Oh lordy mclord. This revision is so dull I just can't stand it. I want to go back in time and assassinate Shakespeare. And all his little wizards.
Cheer me up people. Let's play a game. One of us will say a film quote and the other will guess the film. Bonus marks for naming the character/actor. I'll keep quoting 'til you guess.
Mine's a long one, but I think it still works OK ( )
1: What is rape exactly? 2: It is when you love someone and they don't love you and you do something about it. 1: Sometimes I think my parents don't love me. 2: Well, when you get older you can do something about it.
'don't listen to her, shes just upset cos the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat'
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Give that man a daiquiri! One of my friends said if I was less Baroness Shneider and more Frauline Maria, I would have bagged a captain by now. So I'm learning the guitar. A lesson for us all.
Elizabeth Hurley's voluptious devil in 2000's Bedazzled. I know it was a flakey role, but you just have to love her in that film.
How about:
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of s**t."
Noooo. It would be pretty sad if you knew all the lines, songs and scene locations and had memorised Director Robert Wise's DVD commentary. That would be sad.
Why, if that were me I'd flagellate for shame...Ouch...Ow...
That's from Hedwig and the angry inch. My quote is:
"They're all going to laugh at you!"
Clue: V. haunting
P.S Breconboy, I know what you mean! I hate it when ppl stare at you in the library or the cluster. Esp. when you just have to laugh cuz your friend send you a hilarious e-mail, and you got like three guys staring at ya. What, they never laugh?
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I've got a sweet poison cake, gonnabe high Take me higher higher I've got a sweet creature song, It's a lemon, lemon lemon & I scream
Rainbow Warrior: Charlotte from Lost in Translation John K: Murial's Wedding? I forget which character
You guys rock. Haven't got mine yet though...
Same film. Same character.
"Who said that? Who the f**k said that? Who's the slimy little communist s**t, twinkle-toed f***er down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f**king godmother said it. Out-f**king-standing. I will PT you all until you f**king die. I'll PT you until your a**holes are sucking buttermilk."
'Tis indeedy. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Such a card.
Okay. This one's a little more obscure...never quite made it to the canon.
Here are several quotes:
"I call this one The Pepper Mill. Enjoy!" "I did the Fax Machine for you! Arghh!" "I'm not a slut! I'm not a slut! I'm not a slut! I ain't no slu-arrgh!" "Christy Turlington and Naomi Campbell are two of my very best friends. When we get togther it's just total, utter, utter INSANITY! INSANITY"
Someone somewhere must have seen it. Here's one more favourite quote.
"These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap 'em back and support them because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs..."
I know! What is it with those old guys in bomber jackets rubbing themselves on the edge of the dance floor? Made all the more disturbing, actually, by the gaggle of local schoolboys wearing rib-tight H&M vest tops and bouncing like fraggles.
Your first quote is Worth from 1997's Cube
Your second quote is Rocky from 1969's They Shoot Horses Don't They?
Mine is far easier to get than either of those and I do declare you to be a tensy bit pants for not spotting it yet.
One more:
"Inga! You don't shove the food down Shitake's throat. You place it on her tongue. Don't they have dogs in Sweden?"
over board staring goldie hawn the story of a rich biatch who loses her memory and is tricked in to being the mother of the tree sons of the carpenter she mistreated its a rom com and we love it.
There are two things i dont like about you falicia your face so shut both of them
Gasp!! No you didn't!! 'Tis, of course, the sensational The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. "That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock". Such an education. Worth pointing out how extremely fit Guy Pearce was in Momento. I spotted him as Mike in Neighbours when I was, like, six. I think he may have been my first crush, actually.
"Milking a yak is no picnic, but once you pick out all the hairs it's very nutritious."
For some strange reason I wanna say Ace Ventura...
"now now the canadian government has apologized for bryan adams on several occasions"
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LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
That's from Miss Congeniality II, Armed and Fabulous. I only know 'cos that very quote was on the trailer. Is it worth seeing? I do like Sandra Bullock. She'll never be Lady MacBeth but darn it she's lovely. Could watch her all day. Sidebar: How fit was Keanau Reeves in Speed?