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Who is more beautiful? [26 vote(s)]

Lucindra
38.5%
Bellenda
61.5%
Jeni Jeni Jen Jen


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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the hottest beauty contest around.

Contestant one is Lucindra. Her talent involves erotically playing the recorder. Her dream is to have world peace.


Contestant two is Bellenda. Her talent is her ability to perform celebrity impressions with her genitalia. Her dream is to be able to touch her chin with her nose.


Many thanks for your participation,

Jeni, Stu, Sally and Mary.
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Laura


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not quite sure i made the right decision there....

seriously.. have you NOTHING better to do!?

amusing though... could lucindra actually do what bellendra dreamed of

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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oooohhh hard choice..

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Its NOT a hard choice, one of these beauties is WAY hotter!

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You guys set the benchmark. Loving the concept. But how does one erotically play the recorder. Is it a nether-wind style of thing? We are reminded of Dr Alan Statham from Green Wing "charming the mighty python" with his sopranino. Eugh, dirty. Man spittle.

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Definitely Lucindra... you're all so WRONG!

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JohnK


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It's quite scary but I get my year eights to make people like that when we do Frankenstein...... Without the penises and boobies though.

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JohnK wrote:
It's quite scary but I get my year eights to make people like that when we do Frankenstein...... Without the penises and boobies though.


For some reason I'm reminded of Mingemon, and the subsequent creation of LGBT Pokemons that was spurred by exam-revision-related boredom circa April 2005. Memories...

Alice x

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Breconboy wrote:

You guys set the benchmark. Loving the concept. But how does one erotically play the recorder. Is it a nether-wind style of thing? We are reminded of Dr Alan Statham from Green Wing "charming the mighty python" with his sopranino. Eugh, dirty. Man spittle.


Watch 'Sextasy' free with Maxim or something like that.

stu

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'Sextasy' was the inspiration for everything.

It also features the popular game "My girlfriend is a shelf", in which a skantily clad lady is on all fours and various household objects are placed upon her. The aim is to guess which one will make her buck. Haha.

Jeni
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Anonymous wrote:
For some reason I'm reminded of Mingemon, and the subsequent creation of LGBT Pokemons that was spurred by exam-revision-related boredom circa April 2005. Memories...

Alice x


Mingemon, Spamleymon & Ginstersmon! Has any1 still got those pictures? my computer crashed n died so I lost them

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Oh. My. God. I wondered what that slightly creepy picture on your window was all about lol

Emily
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Me and Stu are bumping this contest in preparation for the freshers.

We want them to join in the fun.

Plus... they may inspire people for the arty event which is happening hopefully.

Jeni
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my mouth is sweaty from hot crisps

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monkey


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I pity all those people hoping to see something beautiful on this page!

Currently i am feeling highly disturbed by your creations + i have seen them before!

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Lucindra has a prize place in our house F.Y.I. She will have a shrine made for her.

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The bottom one looks vaguely like Jake Shears...

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U know when ur drunk enough the bottom 1 is actually quite attractive

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I voted so long ago but the caption of "you want some?" is what did it for me... It's something I say all the time. It makes all the girls want me, yo.

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Saying it whilst making a fisting motion also helps, just incase you were all wondering.

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That sounds terrifying!

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I second Dave.
No wonder why I didnt pass my lesbianism test.

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EmmaMase wrote:

Saying it whilst making a fisting motion also helps, just incase you were all wondering.


Stop copying my god-damn pulling techniques!

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Haha, you just wish you had my skills Nic.

I'll give you a private session sometime... As long as you shave your head again so I can stroke it.

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