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davidx


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punk rocker with flowers in my hair!

fruit shop with maggots in my pairs!

dictator with gremlins in my lair!





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daveboy


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..trained assassin to kill sandi thom.

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evie


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little bit motivated to do anything other than sit in a cool dark room.

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Breconboy


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...manga hero with an infallible sword and tinny j-pop music and a bright sparky action background wherever I went. Even if it's only to one-stop. (Unlike the people from anonymous confessions, I'd be seeking hobnobs only of the biscuit kind)



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chemicalfears


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...īnother personīs significant other.

everything else, I can get on my own.

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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A HALF SCREW!!!!

Prison stuff takes far too long.... applied 2b an OSG in September, was interviewed in January, put on their call-up list in Feb, offered (& accepted) the job in May, been under checks since then (nearly 2 months now) at this rate I'll probably get appointed in August. Stressed! So far they've not contacted me back, I have 2 keep ringin them 2 find out how far its got... evidently my name is on the board but theres no due date on there yet, I really really want it... guess its why am gettin so stressed bout it, plus my family aint been off my back about it n well i can't control the speed the checks go at.

Sorry am in post-armley phonecall stress.... ARGH!!!!!!

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'sleep

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Hani


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daveboy wrote:
..trained assassin to kill sandi thom.


HAHA, god that made me laugh out loud in the cluster. ppl now staring.

....'n old cat who can sleep all day in the sun

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Jeni Jeni Jen Jen


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daveboy wrote:
..trained assassin to kill sandi thom.


Hahaha. I agree with you there. That song is very annoying... especially when you've had to walk down the road with someone signing it/playing it on their phone.

*cough*Hani*cough*

Jeni
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ChrisH


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When you said Sandi Thom I thought you meant Sandi Toksvig.... bless her. She's only little!



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ChrisH wrote:
When you said Sandi Thom I thought you meant Sandi Toksvig.... bless her. She's only little!




i *adore* sandi toksvig - i made lots of postewrs of them and put them up in halls

no one must kill her

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i like her but her distinct lack of neck and chunnering voice does disturb me a little.



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she is the human equivalent to a ewock crossed with an lemon merangue pie...thats good btw

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Hani


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Wendy wrote:

That song is very annoying... especially when you've had to walk down the road with someone signing it/playing it on their phone.

*cough*Hani*cough*

Jeni
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I'll have you know that public bopping/singing is a glorious passtime and an old fav of mine. And you seemed quite content to bop around to maneater seconds before if i recall correctly

:P xx

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pregnant woman or a rent boy who ***** with G. Bush and expose it to the media, causing whirlpool of discord and chaos within the puritanical hypocrities within U.S, thus increasing the proclivity of acceptance of gay marriage.

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Wow. I admire your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the global good. You'd have his mid-orgasm Texas drawl ringing in your ears for the rest of your life. Erectile dysfunction must surely follow.

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Doesn't that happen anyway when u just look at him or hear him tryin 2 string a sentence together?

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The podium protects us. The little bits of brain-dead phlegm are blocked by his over-worked auto-cue. In a bedroom-style-scenario, I think his republican ram rod might help drive home the trauma. If not his postcoital celebration of sododomisination.

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Hani


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george bush having anal sex. i thank you for the mental image. thats another 5 yrs on the therapist's couch

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Hani wrote:
george bush having anal sex. i thank you for the mental image. thats another 5 yrs on the therapist's couch


oh hani there was an 80 - 85% chance of that any way no worries though still loves ya

BTW loved the song i was dancing to it all the time on holiday lol

also SANDI TOKSVIG ROCKS i vote for her to be LGBT honorary lesbian and Stephen Fry as honorary gay yes i realise the both are.

also i wish i was a little less anoying hmmmm

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Oh Chris we all wish ya were a little less annoying...

I wish I was a John Lewis worker like my sister instead of a Marks n Sparks one like I actually am. It's kinda humiliating when my little sister sells designer sunglasses and I sell scary polyester shirts and a hundred types of knickers...

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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also SANDI TOKSVIG ROCKS i vote for her to be LGBT honorary lesbian


She's not gettin the title that bluddy easily, she'll have 2 fight me 4 it... I worked damn hard 4 that certifcate, gold card n title which allows me 2 roam round the campus n union 4 the rest of my life....

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Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

The loud one wrote:
also SANDI TOKSVIG ROCKS i vote for her to be LGBT honorary lesbian


She's not gettin the title that bluddy easily, she'll have 2 fight me 4 it... I worked damn hard 4 that certifcate, gold card n title which allows me 2 roam round the campus n union 4 the rest of my life....


in 2020, Bob and Lisa are walking on campus at 2am:

Bob - "Did you hear that urban legend about Nicola The Terrible?"
Lisa - "Nicola the what?"
Bob - "Nicola the Terrible!"
Lisa - "whoīs that then?"
Bob - "Well, Leeds legend has it, that at night, a lesbian called Nicola with seven muffs, nine tits, rows of fanged teeth and blood-red eyes flies over the campus, seeking out the lost and lonely females of the university..."
Lisa - "ooo, creepy...what else?! does she maim them?!"
Bob - "no, worse...her muffs combine to create a nexus to another world which swallows the unsuspecting victims...WHOLE..."
Lisa - "eww.."
*a bananarama song being screeched by an inhuman thin is heard in the night skies*
Lisa - "what was that?!?"
Bob - "that was her...she screeches bananarama songs to incapacitate the victims so theyīre rigid when they disappear into her muff(s)..."
Lisa - "Bob..."
Bob - "Yes Lisa?"
Lisa - "I canīt move! My limbs! They wonīt move!"
Bob - "Byebye Lisa!"
*Bob fúcks off, and the air starts sounding like a Dyson vacuum cleaner*

lol

Sash
xxx

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ChrisH


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I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her,
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat,
And a 64 impaler!

Legendary song!

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chemicalfears wrote:
her muffs combine to create a nexus to another world which swallows the unsuspecting victims...WHOLE..."



hehe genious!!!

I wish i could play guitar

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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OH christ... u've been around when i've done that! Damn! I've been rumbled!

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sash you are terrible and nic remember you dont need to be honorary lezza you are allready the queen of all lezzers every where the end

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proughan


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...person with a job, boyfriend and not living at home.

God my parents are driving me crazy and not in a Gnarls Barclay fashion.


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female ninja. And looked like lucy liu.

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....person not too cowardly to come out to my parents.
....person not too cowardly to start an argument when someone is being a dick.
....person with more self control.
....not a person at all....but a squirrel.

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supernatural investigator looking into missing nazi gold

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...person who could make their mind up and not flirt with 3 ladies; 2 of them thinking i'm an *******!



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ChrisH


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A what?? Im intigrued!

An avocado?
An obelisk?

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sadly no! Although i loved the book 'Avocado Baby'

i was trying to say that 2 of the girls thought i was an assh0le. don't you laura smith? yes, yes you. i loved our msn chat by the way. Very amusing. Yes.

is assh0le going to be blocked, like c0cktail was the other day?

let's see....


hurrah!

-- Edited by Soph4 at 01:20, 2006-07-30

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What!?

Amusing!?

I don't think you're an *******, i don't really think many people are! I think more people think i am than i think of others...
xx

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librarian by day, but superhero by night, knocking some sense into all the biggoted people in the world. And saving little kitties stuck in trees...


Also, I wish I was a better person than I seem to be

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Polo fiend wrote:

Also, I wish I was a better person than I seem to be


Y? eitherway, its fairly easy 2 change little bits 2b better... I was off the rails in my first year, over confident n ****y etc, still loud n ****tish now but nowhere as near as bad as that

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I'm just noticing some patterns emerging in my life.

Think I'm partly feeling weird cos I've been sorting through my inbox etc and finding old emails and stuff I kept from my ex. To add to the weirdness, as I've obviously been thinking about her, she randomly talked to me over the internet earlier today! Haven't spoken to her in aaages. I could've handled the end of our relationship (and maybe the middle as well) a lot better than I did.

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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every1 makes mistakes tho n relationships r never meant 2 go easy :o)

I used 2 keep hold of e-mails n stuff n all

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...lot more decisive!

I can't seem to let myself be happy. If I have one thing, I want another and vice versa!

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loaded!

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Nic, you are absolutely right.
Relationship can be tricky, and most of the time, it is never one person's fault.
And yes, I do keep my ex's e-mails as well. He was very poetic, I must say.

I wish I was a person who NEVER has to go to dentist, for whatever reason

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...t home in munich, next to the one I love instead of here :tears

sash
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hippy


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Sally wrote:

hippy



Your mum's a hippy.

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........person that could stand up more for themselves.

also i wish i was a chinchilla!

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alot less fed up n everything than i am rite now

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... Better student last semester so I didn't have an essay to write and resits to revise for. Bleurgh.

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bless ya, its evil i had 2 do it last year. Good luck x

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...person who wasn't considering using it as her theme song Ally McBeal style, even tho it suits me, cos no one seems to like it.

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