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Dame Poofy

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I was so disapointed, even though it is a filler movie between 1/3 and so is bound to be a bit rubish it really upset me, 1 was soooo good and this one just wasnt....it was WAY too long almost three hours and orlando bloom just cant actualy act, anyway JD was great as always, davey jones was amazing and the tia dalma (vodoo woman) has the best accent in the whole world but still not a good movie.

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johnny depp is hot!!!

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is the worst film i think ive ever seen, possibly second to the first pirates nightmare that they made. I cant believe i wasted what felt like about 4 hours of my life on that film! And be warned, if people tell u to wait for the end of the credits to see the trailer for the enxt film, they are lying! Its worse than the bloody xmen one....

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I second Scotts comment! That obviously makes it far more viable coming from me

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i thought the movie was ok. it just suffered terribly from pacing problems. otherwise i enjoyed myself quite a bit :D

i think your comments are slightly over the top.

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i quite enjoyed this actually. obviously it wasnt anywhere near as good as the first one, and did seem a bit like a filler between the 1st and 3rd but it was nevertheless quite enjoyable. Am nt usually a fan of orlando (think he looks a bit like a crow usually) but he was HOT in this, although bless him the boy still cant act,. and that voodoo priestess woman had wat was probably the greatest accent in the world! hehe

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orlando bloom is rubbish in every possible way.

the whole thing with the voodoo woman reminds me of monkey island 2.

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Big Gay Al

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Yo! Leave the piratey blacksmith the hell alone, bitches!!! We love him and he is lovely and screw you all!! Arrgghhhh!

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he's the definition of bland.

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Big Gay Al

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whilst the boy is pretty, he is just sh1t basically. no other way to describe it.

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I want a beard of tentacles

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The saviour of mankind

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i want my £4.50 back!

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Yeah, cos a convincing Hamlet is just what you look for in a pin-up.
Look at him, he's just so sweet:



A nice unassuming lad. That blonde little hussey doesn't know what she's got. I just wish they'd hanged her at the begining.



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still cant act

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Grrr. You are sooo mean!!! Act how? It's not like 'Will Turner' is the most exuberant of characters. All he's supposed to do is look pretty.

Johnny Depp is acting now scince he no longer looks fit enough to captivate us on sight.

Don't you just want to wrap him in tissue paper and adopt him?

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Dame Poofy

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i wrapped my hamster in tissue paper when it died

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Johnny Depp is still far more attractive than Orlando Bloom!

I want a man not a boy who thinks he can!

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Big Gay Al

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no orlando is far fitter. didnt used to think he was attractive at all but hes grown on me. he looks like a dutch painting - only with a crow's nose

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You have all missed the point of the film. Beards of tentacles. Or puffer fish cheeks. Or crab backs.

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Scotty wrote:

i want my £4.50 back!



hahahaha shudda done what we did... go on orange wednesday, pay 6.00 to get 2 of us in & watch the film melt on the projector (was gr8 the screen went up in flames), then join the baying mob in arsing on bout the film & be given free tickets for any other film u wanna see at the end... not bad at all, 12quid worth of tickets for a 2-4-1 deal & the entertainment of watching orlando's face just spontaneously combust (unfortunately I can't get sort of entertainment at home without burning the place to the ground cos his face is EVERYWHERE).

On the bright side kiera knightley in a corset looking like a scruffy deck hand for 2hours was quite nice... altho i'd still like 2 c a film that combines her bend it like beckham n domino look, that'd b brilliant.

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Big Gay Al

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what u mean a film about a small league footballer whose also a world renowned assassin on the side

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just for ur information womens footy doesn't work on big leagues n small leagues cos the FA and idiots don't pump in millions 2 womens teams, so the game is still at grassroots levels, outta the 4500 odd womens teams in the UK just 3 are semi-pro. Anyhow I'm not going 2 get in2 that rant.

Ermmm, well just a fim that incorparates her having short hair, been covered in mud, scrapping abit, footy kits, snoggin/shaggin a few women.... hmmm I think I've just hit on a massive idea :o) I could write my life story n just have her act it out...

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kiera knightley is.........The muffinator


a gore verbinski film coming to cinemas halloween

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Lord of the Rings

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Thats got a nice ring to it...

yes there is sum kinda pun intended 2 that..

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Big Gay Al

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jeni and stu are cool

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Dame Poofy

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i see a subtle flaw in that last comment,

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I thought the film was alright. You have to admit there were some pretty funny bits, and well-crafted fight scenes, and Stu's important point about the tentacles and suchness!! Although it did seem to go on a bit too long really. But I did like the bit at the end (the poor thing )

I never thought I'd say this, but Keira dressed as a boy was quite hot (I'm usually into the more girly type!) there was just somethin about it tho...

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Dame Poofy

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i really do hope 3 is alot better

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Polo fiend wrote:

I never thought I'd say this, but Keira dressed as a boy was quite hot (I'm usually into the more girly type!) there was just somethin about it tho...



Only reason I went 2c the thing! Have u seen Domino???

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Sally made an excellent point i must say. good show old girl.

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I'm surprised that yet another film pulled a 'matrix.'

For those that didn't like the film, this might cheer you up

Great Site



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