Drunken Injuries!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Drunken Injuries!

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Haha. You spoon! Is it okay now?

My one and only drunken injury (apart from the usual random bruises and scrapes) was from the last Courtyard Party Sunday. Hani, Nic and I were leaving Mook heading to QC and I somehow lost my footing on the curb and went over on my ankle. I proceeded to dance the night away, then as we left QC I was unable to walk. The lovely Nic and Hani looked after my ankle though. Thank you!

The nurse lady said I'd torn some ligaments or something. So that was fun for a while.

Jeni
xx

Date: Wed Jul 26 11:25 2006

Wendy wrote:

Haha. You spoon! xx

wow that is like my favourite saying.. spoon

laura xx

Date: Wed Jul 26 11:26 2006

i once fell flat on my face down a very small step in a club, in heels, amusing for my friends watchin from afar, bt i was s drunk i didnt try stop myself or anythin jus hit the floor like a lead balloon... yey. not sure if it hurt, i didnt feel any pain

i got a bust lip playin netball on mon, bt i wasnt drunk,,,

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

Bruises and things are mandatory with drunkeness, so they don't count

My worst would have to be from Curious (yes another mention of that bloody night). At some point I fell over, I think it was outside before we got in, but I haven't got a solid clue. Tore my jeans and stained them with blood. But I only noticed when I went to the loo the next day, looked down and saw this huge blackish mess on my knee! And in fact, there's still a mark there to this day; I think I've permanently scarred myself haha. There could be worse mementos of uni life

xxx

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

I've got a scar on my right elbow where I fractured it outside Dempseys. To cut a long story short, me & my m8 Kris were pretty drunk n started throwin soil in the plants at each other, b4 chasing each other round climbin on walls and various statues etc, throwing soil, I lost my footing fell off n landed elbow first in2 the pavement. My other mate Dyson saw it as a photo opportunity cos I actually bawled like a baby n up2 that point non of my m8's had seen me cry... (if u notice on the pic my whole arm was bruised n stuff almost instantly)

proughan · je suis perdu.

This one has to go down as a classic.

Was at a friends birthday party and after 2 bottles of wine several beers and gulps of bourbon it was time to say goodbye. We all walked down to HP fisheries as the others were going for chips so I gave my friend a hug the only problem was that I'm quite a bit bigger than her and was not that coordinated for some reason and I fell over dragging her with me. Landed on the tarmac face forwards with Missy by my side. Got up and staggered home back to Burley and it was only when i woke up the next morning and went to the bathromm I remembered what I had done. I'd split my lip and chipped a tooth and i have a lovely trail of dried blood down my goatee. Think it was around then that I damaged my glasses as well but cant remember if theat was before or after that night and had to walk around with them helfd together by selotape until I got my next loan installment after easter and could afford some new ones.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Ouch that sounds harsh!

Classic mega embarrassing injury is where I broke my ankle in 6 places. Had been out with friends during the summer b4 coming 2 uni, then the thought that it'd be a great idea to climb the tree's at bottom of my road came up and we did, I got to top branches like I did when I was eight but forgot that I was heavier than I was when I were 8, anyway branches gave way, I fell outta top, landed on pavement, staggered 2 get my balance n fell of the kerb gettin my foot stuck in drain (thats when it snapped). Imagine tryin 2 explain that to A&E nurses and Dr's at 3am...

Soph4 · Forum Addict

god that sounds yuk yuk yuk. i'd offer my sympathy but it's a bit late now.

i'm much too boring to have experienced any drunken injuries - altho i often throw drinks over people and try to kick arrogant ppl occasionally...oh and i attacked a bouncer in the union before arriving at curious in february this year.

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

Dont know how i got it but in my first year we went to thinktank one night (now called wire for some reason) and i dont remember anything past twelve. Woke up in my m8s kitchen in the morning with a massive cut on my knee and caked blood all down my shin

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Sounds similar 2 my first year experiences (I spent most of it fooked) woke up one morning with a sore back, checked it out in the mirror n I'd proper ripped it 2 shreads, cuts n bruises all over... luckily my housemate could fill me in on all the details, she was on her way out (bout 11pm) I was messin round with mates sum1 threw a snickers at me it fell in the bushes next 2 the block door, so i offered 2 get it 4 them & jumped over the wall thinking it was just as low on the other side n was wrong... my m8 then tried 2 pull me up n out but dropped me so i ended up fallin in again & this happened bout 3 times cos we were 2 wasted 2 stand up nevermind owt else.

Another dumb thing we did last year was jump outta the 2nd floor window, amazingly didnt get any injuries at all, its the walls n bushes at Clarence Dock... avoid them at all costs!