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Polo fiend


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"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee dee..."

How about finding as many perfectly innocent comments that could be easily misconstrued as possible?

I offer a couple of mine:

"Let's lie down and do something"

"I think we should all go to bed"

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(we should come up with PLENTY of replies to this one I feel)

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Rt hon NickyDyke85


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Anything seemingly innocent can be turned well dirty!

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"Should we do something? im not tlking float but maybe going down together?"

written by Scott in the committee forum teehee (in reference to Leeds Pride btw)

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hehehe thats quite good but i can't see anything innocently tho so am screwed 4 joinin in wi this thread

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Ditzy_fck


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'would u like a lick of my lollipop'. always a good innocent innuendo x

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"Can I sleep at yours?"
When sleeping is the ONLY thing you want to do

"Do you want some of my nuts?"
Whilst passing peanuts



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maybe we should meat up later?

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in reference to spare food

would you like a portion?

when will was telling me about his appearance in the sms wizard of oz and how the audience clapped so loudly whenever he came on the stage he said

'oh how i do love a warm hand upon my entrance'

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inlowercase wrote:

'oh how i do love a warm hand upon my entrance'


lol that's a good one!

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Jeni Jeni Jen Jen


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Hmmm... a semi-innuendo occured tonight.
My friend Rosie said "Come to the petting zoo and tell me all about it".

Like I say, it was only a semi-innuedo, but I laughed. I think it's just because everyone present had well dirty minds.

Jeni
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"poilished me off" - Laura talkin about... that last glass of wine in anon confessions

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-Talking about playing Tomb Raider
"Oh, I'll just play with myself."

"Neil, you know how to excite me,"
-when I should simply have said "you're funny,"

"Can you make it nice and hard for me?"
-talking about cooking



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(my aunt, talking about what to do with the day)

"we'll do whatever you like. i'm easy"

always makes me giggle

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Ditzy_fck wrote:

(my aunt, talking about what to do with the day)

"we'll do whatever you like. i'm easy"

always makes me giggle


hehe I'm with you on that

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Football Helen: I'll just lie here moaning!

Yeah, i bet!

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"Shall I see if Jess and co want to play?"

That text cheered me up yesterday :o) Anyway r we still on 4 2nite Jeni?

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do u like my pipe? its nice and big

(honestly not made up its wat my m8 said when he brought a new argeelah pipe)

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"have u got a cloth so i can clean up my wet patch?" - i had 2 piss myself laughin at the customer who said that... she didnt find it as funny

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do you want to come up for.......coffee??

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"i'll let u in round the back" - Sally's wonderful slip up the other night

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Nic and Hani, that was hilarious! I can't believe your friends said that!

My recent guilty slip:

"I should have taken dentistry instead. I mean I don't mind playing with other people's mouth."

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come one lets go and play together. something i recently said to my 5 yr old cousin and then realised the wrongness of it.

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"Additional entrance at the rear" - Notice in Pulse & ****tails window

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Emma Mase:

"No one will play with me!"

lol

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i think she means that in all senses tho

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Wah wah wah Hani.

Daryl:

"Hey, I haven't even had a finger yet"

... after I had eaten the majority of a box of chocolate fingers before Daryl had eaten any.

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hmmm. Finger whore

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"Sit on my face" - Laura trying 2 commentate/predict the next line in a porn film... she literally just came out with it.

"Actually just thinking about it, all I've got in my fridge is a block of cheese & a cucumber" - Jess, not the best thing 2 say after watchin a sex scene involving cucumbers..

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"I wish some guy would give me some seeds"

(Referring to torrents)




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The loud one


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hello

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Whilst playing Mariokart I shouted at Fran:

"Stop coming up my arse".

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An embarrassing one I said this weekend to a few people including my housemates parents 'I've been flicking beans all morning'

It was true in the fact that I was stirring Davids baked beans and catapulted half of them onto the floor by accident. Oh how we laughed

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Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

"Sit on my face" - Laura trying 2 commentate/predict the next line in a porn film... she literally just came out with it.

"Actually just thinking about it, all I've got in my fridge is a block of cheese & a cucumber" - Jess, not the best thing 2 say after watchin a sex scene involving cucumbers..


omg did i say that?! oh dear

i think Gemma had some this coffee hour.... she has huge bunches, and has become veyr slack ( about going out)

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christ be quiet your always banging away behind me.

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