Dating Tips!

RainbowWarrior · Gay Lord

Dating Tips!

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

Never pretend to be a wheely bin on your first date!

AlbyFC · You best sima!

Don't take anyone to eat spaghetti on a first date!

MrDarcy · Dame Poofy

dont mistake your date for spagetti on your first date

RainbowWarrior · Gay Lord

MrDarcy wrote:

dont mistake your date for spagetti on your first date

Well that depends on how well it goes dontcha think??

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

I'd offer sum, but my tips come at a price :o)

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

don't ask "The Questions"

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Don't tell your housemates/friends you are going. They might follow you.
(Not my house this year, but in first year this happened)

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Do compliment the other person, and don't sell yourself, but don't be shy of being 50% of the conversation. Don't be 90% of the conversation, or 10% either. Wear sunscreen. Don't think mathematically. Don't talk about your obsession with final fantasy 7 action figures.

proughan · je suis perdu.

If you want a second date dont sleep with them on the first.

Adam · *Censored*

One might think that sleeping with them on the first date would be an excellent way to secure their return providing you don't bite or cry.

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

lol!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

dunno if ur skilled enough shaggin onj 1st date works

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Nic, are you saying Paul isn't skilled at shagging? Or that you are? Another one for the vicious rumours i think

how is the honey monster by the way?

EmmaMase · Guru of the Gay

Oh crap. I bite, maybe that's my problem...

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

thaidave wrote:

Nic, are you saying Paul isn't skilled at shagging? Or that you are? Another one for the vicious rumours i think how is the honey monster by the way?

I never shagged the honey monster... thankfully excessive amounts of alcohol and substances consumed in space of 6hours that nite made me black out b4 owt happened.

Adam · *Censored*

Never dress like Imogen Heap on a first date!

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Adam wrote:

Never dress like Imogen Heap on a first date!

OR!

Do, and Jeni will love you and bum you.

My advice (whispered in my ear by Stu) is don't be an emosexual.

Jeni
xx

Adam · *Censored*

If you're are on a date with an emo it sounds like very good advice to me.

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

erotic chat or email is bad advice and hairy women porn

love stu and housemates

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Dressing up as Boba Fett never goes down well....

Adam · *Censored*

Discussing ecofemenism doesn't go down so great. If someone dressed up as Bobba Fett on a date I'd certainly consider taking them home with me though...

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

I once went on a date with a girl who looked exactly like 7 of 9. It was eerie

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

don't me you are engaged to marry.

true story.

proughan · je suis perdu.

thaidave wrote:

Nic, are you saying Paul isn't skilled at shagging? Or that you are? Another one for the vicious rumours i think how is the honey monster by the way?

Hmmm do you think thats where I'm going wrong or is it just seeing me first thing in the morning when I've had no sleep and hungover....

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

thaidave wrote:

I once went on a date with a girl who looked exactly like 7 of 9. It was eerie

Me too. I'm doubting it was the same girl, though.

Tips from my experience:

If you bring them wine, for the love of God, not Jacobs Creek or Blossom Hill.
Calling Pitzacano at 11.30pm is not 'getting them dinner'
If you take them to see a film, make sure it's not a cheesy romance film
Listen to them and nod lots, to give a sympathetic image
A 'date' is not taking them to Mission and pulling someone else in front of them
If you shag on the first date, remember their name in the morning and take your make-up off before you go to bed as you'll wake up looking like an emaciated panda

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Hmmm do you think thats where I'm going wrong or is it just seeing me first thing in the morning when I've had no sleep and hungover....

It's hard to say really... i'm sure things are all well!

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

dont forget about the date

Irish Dom · Forum Guru

AliceH wrote:

thaidave wrote:

I once went on a date with a girl who looked exactly like 7 of 9. It was eerie

Me too. I'm doubting it was the same girl, though.

Tips from my experience:

If you bring them wine, for the love of God, not Jacobs Creek or Blossom Hill.
Calling Pitzacano at 11.30pm is not 'getting them dinner'
If you take them to see a film, make sure it's not a cheesy romance film
Listen to them and nod lots, to give a sympathetic image
A 'date' is not taking them to Mission and pulling someone else in front of them
If you shag on the first date, remember their name in the morning and take your make-up off before you go to bed as you'll wake up looking like an emaciated panda

Classy Alice lol- Now that made me laugh. Great Advice xx

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Rohypnol helps to get things moving...

RainbowWarrior · Gay Lord

Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

Rohypnol helps to get things moving...

Nic did you ever wonder how you clock up so many restraining orders?? I think this might have something to do with it...

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

I like them, something had 2 replace all the swimming certificates i collected as a kid....

plus its been a well known fact since I started at Leeds (well after the 1st few LGBT events) that I was an escaped convict/drug rapist... ask any LGBT 3rd year n they'll fill u in

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

she is u know. freshers a friendly word of warning NEVER accept a drink from nic as u never know where u'll wake up and which vegetables will around u. o the vegetables

-- Edited by Ditzy_fck at 11:35, 2006-10-03

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Marrows are good

Anna · One foot out of Narnia

EmmaMase wrote:

Oh crap. I bite, maybe that's my problem...

yup! thats your problem alright!

RainbowWarrior · Gay Lord

More useful tips from the 50s - why not go on a date to a car boot sale??

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nC2Hx3sGYQI

But whatever you do, don't touch each other!

-- Edited by RainbowWarrior at 19:01, 2006-10-09

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

50's vids are good. anyone seen the ones of the 'dirty homosexual'? classic

-- Edited by Ditzy_fck at 14:34, 2006-10-13

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

yeah, was pretty funny

The loud one

when i grow up i want to live in a little white house with a white picket fence two children a boy and a girl a little dog called rover and drive a Volvo and be married to a woman called janie............wow this 50s properganda really does work.

never say to a date oh the sauna yeah im in there all the time i never found this to be an attractive trait

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Alternatively, don't go 2 the sauna cos u come out of it looking like a shrivelled up old person, which isn't a good thing unless they have gerontophilia.

-- Edited by Rt hon NickyDyke85 at 10:12, 2006-10-27

special_k · Posting Addict

don't go to the sauna or you'll come out with crabs

i found putting make-up on my bf worked quite well on our first date =>

RainbowWarrior · Gay Lord

The first time I met my first bf I couldn't think of anything to say so I asked him if he ever did drugs. Fortunately he thought it was funny. Kinda broke the ice anyways..

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

Asking them if they have one testicle always goes down a treat....

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

...as does serenading them wi the wombles theme tune

Soph4 · Forum Addict

Don't tell a friend of theirs that you can't get them out of your head.

Don't quote something from their facebook that you couldn't know without having read the facebook back to front.

Don't order something that you're not sure you like just to impress them (I havent done this though, so maybe it would be a culinary eye opener).

Don't squirt lemon juice in their eye.

-- Edited by Soph4 at 20:36, 2006-11-01

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

in addition to that, if they r cooking at theirs 4 a dinner date, don't try n be polite by eating summat u don't like... the grimacing as u chew it gives u away str8 off!

Also don't watch dodgy channel 4 documentaries about american teenagers n mad religious cults making them born again virgins & stuff with tooth-brushes...

I learnt this all from experience in one night, was actually really interesting n distrubing at same time, amazingly we lasted a fair while

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

don't agree to a nice date with them and then tell them half way through the meal that you are actually going on a date with someone else tomorrow night

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

don't date 2 ppl from the same area at the same time & then agree to meet one of theirs best mate... quickest way of gettin busted! (to be fair i didnt know they knew each other til that nite)

The loud one

My ex and I went out one night and i introduced him to my best mate he spent the rest of the night telling my how fit my mate was a few weeks later we broke up he ended up sleeping with my mate and i found out . when i went round to my ex's a few nights later i cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush. revenge is sweet unlike his skanky breath. morral of the story dont piss mr off or you will pay

would like to add wouldnt have done it if he hadnt of been gloating about how good it was

-- Edited by The loud one at 18:16, 2006-11-20

blondelottie · Gay Lord

nice one!

I once set up a hate site to get back at an ex... wonder if it's still there!!!

Once on a first date I didn't read the ingredients of the meal properly and didn't realise why my mouth was on fire. I'd managed to order the hottest thing on the menu and was eating all the chillis. My date looked at me worriedly coz I looked a bit red and flustered... This was actually one of the best first dates I've had! lol! Something to laugh about!

Tips are not showing them how wacky you are by meeting them randomly in town whilst on a bender with your mates, waiting for the other person you were kinda seeing at the time, and struggling standing up because you've had that many vodka redbulls and shots of sex on the beach!

Should probably have gone anon on this but who cares!