girls football team

greatfun · Minge Eyes

girls football team

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Well, there are alot of lady lovers in the girl's football team. But I'm not sure how many of them have actually joined the LGBT. A couple of them have.

Jeni
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greatfun · Minge Eyes

whats the ratio of gay to straight?... you can make one up.

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Of those on the team/at training, I'm not sure. I think it's around 1:1. You'll have to ask Football Helen. But of those that go out with the footballers, it's 100:1 (gays to straight) approximately.... hehe.

Laura · Vodka! Books!

hehe....she will love you, football helen, i love that name, an i love how EVRYONE knows her b that...

i have a headache, and bloodshot eyes, so attractive

Helen · Forum Member

Hmm. See how my name here says Helen and not Football Helen!

The balance has actually been readdressed since September since lots of people left last year and we have lots of new freshers that are mostly straight (...)

There are definitely a few of that persuasion on the team though, I live with five of them!

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Hahaha. "Straight" eh?

But didn't you lot claim to be straight for the first couple of months when you joined the team. And now look at you!

Jeni
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Helen · Forum Member

Well yes...

We're not ALL gay though... most of the 2nd team in particular are straight but of the ones who hardcore it every Wednesday and Sunday night, a higher percentage are gay!

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Helen wrote:

Hmm. See how my name here says Helen and not Football Helen!

The balance has actually been readdressed since September since lots of people left last year and we have lots of new freshers that are mostly straight (...)

There are definitely a few of that persuasion on the team though, I live with five of them!

yeah but now nobody knows who you are?! took me a while.... an im still not convinced,.,..

Soph4 · Forum Addict

Helen wrote:

Well yes...

We're not ALL gay though... most of the 2nd team in particular are straight but of the ones who hardcore it every Wednesday and Sunday night, a higher percentage are gay!

Heh, take this example:

My housemate last year - Becky aka Egg from the first team, (at the time she was in the second team)

Straight except for a month or so last spring!! And with a 'dirty Met' person.

how i laughed...

Sally · Big Gay Al

haha, another thing about the football girls is they all have peculiar nicknames, e.g. egg, tank, esso etc...

Helen · Forum Member

The only bloody nickname I have is Football Helen from you lot!

Although Tank, Esso, Chicken, Egg, Juicy, Chubba, Special, Maaaf, Baby Burge, Forest, Chelsea, Foz, Dobby, Eraser, Flash are all footballers with nicknames... I didn't learn the real names of some of the older ones until about six months into last year! I'm sure I've missed a few out too...

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Same in every team tho, few nicknames my old team-mates had were: midget (she were 4ft tall), plaster (blue plaster over eyebrow piercing everyweek), gouldie, riley, pebbledash (had a special talent 4 gipping outta car window every sunday mornin after been on sauce & making the car look like it wer pebbledashed), clones (used 2 shout her fullname but if u shouted it fast it sounded like clones), kit-kat (unfortunate drunken incident where she pulled n got the wrong hole, followed by a punch), sooty & sweep (they were practically joined at hip, 1 wi black hair n 1 ginner), crab (had a thing 4 pinchin ppls arses when we wer havin team pics done), Judd (just cos she called every1 judd), Wrong (last name was right) & cvnt (she was).

Some of mine included titch (baby of team), tubs (used 2 have 2 leg it from lessons str8 2 college matches so I'd eat on go, everytime i met me team i'd have a sandwich in hand, got labelled as being a fat bastard), mush (gob was already taken by sum1 else), Tor (shortened down from tourettes... used 2 swear ALOT when i wer in net) & fist (came about after I got red-carded 4 punching our captain a.k.a cvnt... but she deserved it n shouldn't have swung 4 me 1st)

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

lol was someone on the prowl here with this thread?

Actually, why does everyone call you Football Helen; do we know any others??

Helen · Forum Member

No and this is something I've queried many a time! If there are no other Helens why do I have Football attached to my name?

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

Irish/Geordie Helen.
Helen of Troy.

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

who's Irish/Geordie Helen?

Oh yeah, I forgot Helen of Troy was an LGBTer

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

There are actually other helens connected with the LGBT or has been in previous years... so if u mention helen to a couple of other ppl confusion arises

monkey · Forum Guru

Perhaps the "Football" part of your name was for my benefit?
I feel i know a few too many Helens for my own good; they are always trouble!

Laura · Vodka! Books!

you're trouble..
i nearly wrote like your mum, but mrs bates is lovely

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

you are and shall always be 'football helen'. i feel we should go about legally changing ur name to it - so that its official

monkey · Forum Guru

It worries me slightly that Laura has such affection for my mother.......

Laura · Vodka! Books!

She is lovely

greatfun · Minge Eyes

i think Football Helen is a beautiful name

Laura · Vodka! Books!

alright alright... you're not in that broom cupboard anymore

greatfun · Minge Eyes

there were no brooms as far as i recall

Helen · Forum Member

I don't feel this is relevant to the topic!

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

I think it's relevant.

And I am one half of an important part of this society (Cutest Couple. *ahem*) and so, yes. I've lost my train of thought.

Carry on making me laugh.

Helen · Forum Member

Jenifer are you back in Leeds yet?

This is relevant to the topic.

Football starts again soon. We have a cup match.

See?

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

I'll be back tomorrow afternoon.

This is relevant:

I'm captain of the girl's football team.

Helen · Forum Member

On a side note, I want to meet Mrs Bates.

This is entirely not relevant.

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

I'm going to meet Mrs Bates... when Jess and I come out to our parents at a lovely meal. Hahahahahaha.

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Mrs Bates is ace...
Back to the brooms... A cupboard then, maybe not with brooms, but the expression would be 'broom cupboard'.
i think this is more relevant.
As Jeni did, I've lost my train of thought...

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

you're all just ranting now. i want to meet mrs bates too!! but i wasnt allowed to

Laura · Vodka! Books!

You lot would probably frighten the poor woman half to death...

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

On a completely different note, when am i gonna be introduced 2 mrs n mr hani?

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

ha! i may do it just for the comic value.

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

I want to meet Mrs. Bates cos she's been so hyped up!

I wasn't even aware there was a 'broom cupboard'. Is that relevant?

Laura · Vodka! Books!

I doubt it
Mrs Bates. hyped up?! by me maybe, but she is cool

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Ditzy_fck wrote:

ha! i may do it just for the comic value.

film it as well just cos u'll have that 'priceless' moment forever etched into film

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

i'll sell the footage to mastercard for their new advert

*ambushing your parents with a butch lesbian. - priceless -*

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Hell yeah! it'd b original!

monkey · Forum Guru

So Jeni when do you fancy that big, joint family meal?!

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

that would've been ace to do for that channel four thing, if you'd ever gotten round to it! :P

xxx

hannahb87 · Man Down! Sexy dyke!

you guys are so funny

well why dont we invite mrs bates to curious as our special guest,

some football/ rugby/ netball names make sense like nic's and football helen,

mine for rugby on the other hand makes no sense.

As i am a guide leader and apparently there is nothing else interesting about me aside from that, and baden powell started guiding i got named BADEN

what the hell lol needless to say no one actually calls me it lol

Laura · Vodka! Books!

I don't think Mrs Bates would quite know what to do with herself at Curious. Being mauled by lesbians may be our idea of fun, but I don't think it's hers...
Oh how we love Baden Powell. legend

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

I'm sure I've been to some rock somewhere that is important to Scouts and Guides because it was to do with Baden Powel.

I can't remember. It was taller than my head though.

I'm going back to bed.

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Ha I bet you are.
I shall be when I get home.
Too much to do at uni for a friday.
Which = my not attending Mission much, yes!

Sally · Big Gay Al

How scary are the met football girls? Found myself in the taps toilets with about 40 of them, which isn't as sexual as it sounds. They were all shouting 'get your rat out' to each other. Which was nice.

Laura · Vodka! Books!

I don't believe that...
I think the truer version may be that there were 40 of them and you, and you we're shouting "get your rat out" in the vain hope of grabbing some shots for the art event. It would go under the section 'mysterious creatures'.
Entitle it ... 'why you do not want to sleep with the met'. Damn I cannot think of anything witty or funny to add to this. My head really hurts and I no longer want to think about the topic.