Oh! Pepto Bismol tastes like paint. Try that to curb your paint hunger.

Creosote. yum. (that weird varnish they put on fences)

Freshly cut grass

petrol

The Roger Stevens Building

Haha. I wonder who on earth that could be?

But it is true. I am delicious. Like Davina McCall.

Wilbur wrote:

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those smelly lip balms

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I used to eat those as a kid

Soph4 wrote:

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Oh, oh, stop it, she looks so edible...i'm so hungry.

Sally will like this...Davina is fit.

There is a rah near me in the eddy boyle cluster who won't shut up. Oh god, someone stop her talking...

I want to eat her oesphogasus just to end its purpose.

-- Edited by Soph4 at 20:28, 2006-11-01

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loel that funny whats a rah lol

haha, that is the best description i have ever heard..or rather read

Soph4 has missed out a few facts from her discription.

1. History of Art now seems to be the most favored subject as it takes, as demonstrated by brian suel, no effort at all to get a 2;1 in it and then work for a friend of daddys HR company, that he will one day buy and leave to you along with a feeling you never knew him as well as a feeling, that at the funeral, there are alot of prity women who you never met but all seem to know a hell of alot about him and all giving your mother dirty looks.

2. The "ethno Rar", is a rar, either boy or girl, who after finishing from there collage in the home counties or in south kensington london whent to veitnam, india or cambodia for a bit.
This slight inconvenience of not having there 3 meals a day, not being in total contact with mummy and daddy or not being able to attend the partys of people they dont really like but smile at anyway, just so they can try to get off with the son of Lord peirson of Ranoch, while they were away they feel, now entitles them to.
A) for the girls, to dash out and snap up the 20 cheapest gypsy skirts they can find, stack as many copper bangels on as possible and make there hair look even more ratty then it all ready does.
B)for the boys, to ware even baggier trousers with there flip-flops in winter, have badly bleached hair and put on alot more of them plastic bands that show you support somthing but not so much as to really do anything about it
C) for the both of them to now feel that they can now tell you about world suffering, AID's, fair trade,carbon emissions and how it was strange being the only white and or attractive person for miles arround with glaised expressions as they try to remeber, but, like goldfish have forgoten who you are and what your name is and are now looking for someone in the party your at that they know becuase you are now asking to many hard questions and to be honest seeign as you dont own half of wilkshire, they dont care who you are in the end anyway.

i think its time for an upriseing!!
pich-forks, sythes and flaming torches for all, and then to devonshire halls to destroy the monster and its lair!

chris i thought we agreed you'd stay away from torch wielding angry mobs this year

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haha, that is the best description i have ever heard..or rather read

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Oh, I have it recorded on facebook in 3 voices...

- Angelina Jolie
- Gina Gershon

and last but er, by no means least...

- Nic Turner

ewwww theres a line and you stepped over it i now have no choice but to eat you

Soph4 wrote:

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A rah is a rude person (females are more obvious) who is so rich they don't need a loan because their parents pay for everything. They are different from plain old rich people because of the way they look and act as if they are the most important thing on the Earth.

They live in Devonshire Halls in the first year and swarm around Onestop and Uni in pj bottoms, leavers hoodies, Ugg boots, scarves, gigantic sunglasses and really big messy hair where they have just got out of bed and thought "I'm the sh1t, yah, that is such a hot look." Their leavers hoodies are from their public schools/Chelsea women's hockey clubs. They study arts subjects, which are more lenient than science subjects and allow them to sleep in more often/get massages in the mornings. Most popular subjects have been found to be Sociology, English, Spanish and History (for clever/lucky rahs.)

They have dyed blonde hair, permatans from summers in Thailand/winters in Chamonix/Swiss Alps, loads of makeup (especially eyeliner and foundation) and are usually called something like 'Eleanor Felicity Bovey-Pomme' or Henry Tarquin Frederick Smythe. They sneer at everyone and everthing and will own either a pony, jaguar, lexus, or a small naval fleet.

Beware of the rah! There is a group on facebook dedicated to the cause of maiming rahs with sticks - use this to vent any frustrations.

-- Edited by Soph4 at 19:57, 2006-11-02

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Love it!!! Nearly wet myself laughing. Leeds is full of thse *******s...............

I'd eat a rah just 4 the fun of it!

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grrr that is annoying. i love the word rah used as a verb tho hehehe

i overheard one talking about her brand new mini bought for her by her dad. she complained that it was blue, and that she didnt like blue. she laughed about crashing the last one.

arrrgh. there were three rahs in my lecture yesterday chattin crap to each other and doing su do kus. actually why would you come to a lecture if you wanted to do that. i couldnt even hear what the lecturer was saying.

whats worse, rah toryboys with stupid hair, or the girls that follow them around laughing like idiots?

what a load of boobs.

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boobs where where oh sorry you meant the rahs well i say they are as stupid as each other and must all be shot into the sun

pashminas, ponies and pearls, oh my!!

from my experience working for a bank of questionable moral integrity, i can honestly say that rich people are, majoritively, thick. one of the perks of the job is patronising rahs and denying them refunds on charges incurred by over-spending in coffee shops, sainsburys and general ethno-tat emporia. i mean: for frig's sake, who uses their credit card in starbucks?

burn them, BURN THEM!

To get this thread back on track....

I would eat the produce of the shop Lush. It all looks so tasty!
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u want to buy it n try it tho dontcha?

My Ikea rug. It's looks like a cake.

ha ha how mature...

i want to eat a car steering wheel. i dont know why, just do

would it be a steering wheel with one of those, may I say, god awful pink fluffy covers or just a regular one?