Ok so it happens all the time your on a bus and suddenly you hear someone say something like "oprah wimphreys ass" but you have no idea what they are talking about because you didnt hear the rest of the conversation (ps yes i did steal this prom the student paper)
Is it chewable? because i dont think its chewable Health sciences computer cluster 1/11/06
"the thing is i dont think i love him but he did buy me these new shoes and that necklace s i guess i can stick it out for longer" Some skanky Rah in parkinson cluster 09/11/06
hmmm, this thread, like so many others recently, has just descended into rah-bashing. Abandon all hope ye who enter here
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
this is not something i overheard, but oversaw. A student driving a brand new BMW. made me mad
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
"I don't think we have any recorded mail for a Peter File" - my groups HQ & "Mike Oxard! Oi Mike Oxard, any1?" - reception area
Thankfully I work with a bunch of nutters who love nothing more than prank calling each other... so immature but so flaming funny
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2days slightly disturbing conversation i overheard was...
"u ever had that done?" p1 "what?" p2 "where they hold ur balls in their hand and check them" p1 "yeah it has 2b done" p2 "my headmaster did that 2 me and made sure i had 2" p3
not the brightest ideas to get the kinda balls ppl r talkin about mixed up & tryin 2 chip in2 a conversation about male medical tests with a comment bout a headmaster & tennis balls. Rest of the convo was unrepeatable filth about kiddy porn n fiddling.
-- Edited by Rt hon NickyDyke85 at 20:03, 2006-12-19
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2 teenage boys talking about Christams, one of them getting excited, the other says
"we open our presents on Christmas Eve so we can have a lie-in on Christmas Day"
That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard! No wait, someone I work with didn't know whether Scotland was North or South from here, bless her lol
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Oh my. On the bus home today I had the joy of sitting bear some 15 year old scrotey girls.
The best bit was when they started talking about some lad who "like boys aswell". This then went onto the girls in their year.
Girl 1 - Charlotte does things with girls. Girl 2 - Yeah I know. Girl 1 - But she'd never go out with one. She does things with them, but would never go out with one. Girl 3 - Really? I could never do anything with a girl. Girl 1 - I know. It's so weird. Girl 2 - It's not normal. Girl 3 - I just want to ask a bisexual which one they prefer. It'd be well funny.
Hahahaha. I just sat there laughing to myself. Girl 3 was the best one... she was so sweet, and the other girls were bitches. They kept putting her down, especially when she started talking about Harry Potter.
i'm surprised u didnt rise to her rescue. i thought noone could besmerch the good name of harry potter infront of u?
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
Oh my God Jen that's totally just reminded me - I was on a bus to uni aaages ago and made the mistake of gettin on when all the school kids were going home from Hyde Park corner. Somehow they ended up talking about gayness and the girl SAT NEXT TO ME was like:
"err I've never even seen a lesbian"
I had to try so hard not to say, "actually..." (I'm sure I would've been jumped if I had) lol
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"Just a bit of harmless brain alteration..."
RainbowWarrior wrote: "I think I'll call it Fenton if it's a boy, like the pub, or Diamond if it's a girl" -- slightly chavvy girl in Leeds a few weeks ago.
ooohhh its back that whole thing the beckhams started where you call your kid after the place it was concieved.
Two chav boys on a bus cb1: ****in poof
cb2: im not a poof
cb1: yeah you are
cb2: not what you sayin that for
cb1 coz you are i mean if you wont throw it you must be
cb2 f off im not a poof
me: oh for christs sake your both poofs now get over it
I couldn't help but laugh my arse off when this little gem popped up in a conversation about hairstyles & nights out
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I heard some more lovely 16 year old Warrington girls having a chinwag on the bus. After gossiping about stabbings etc, they started to sing Vindaloo. Which was weird on it's own.
Anyway:
Girl 1: Vindaloooooo Girl 2: Vinda- what's vindaloo? Is it a place? Girl 1: What's vindaloo?! Girl 2: Yeah. Girl 1: It's a curry. Girl 2: Oh aye. AHHAHAHAHA.
Then they started to sing American Pie.
Girl 1: Why is it called American Pie? Girl 2: Because Madonna is american, and they make really good pies.
"It's not about sex, it's about connecting in bed..." One end of a phone conversation I overheard at work today which left me a little puzzled. Does anyone know of a way to "connect in bed" which isn't sex??
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
nah meccano is definately not a board game, just like lego isn't either
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hahaha that's just ridiculous! They should've been at Lupton last year, we had some well ace water fights, which included tipping buckets of water over Emma Mase from a window (Which she requested!). They couldn't have handled our water slide by the sounds of it
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Aww that waterslide was ACE! Definitely a highlight of my first year :)
I miss Lupton at Summer so much... For a whole month we had no work and life consisted entirely of sleeping in the sun, bbqs, big fires at night, sleeping outside, the world cup and water fights.
far too much alcohol tho. but lupton ppl were very friendly
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
oxley 04/05 - my god its scary how many times wenearly burned down various blocks.
-- Edited by Ditzy_fck at 16:25, 2007-01-13
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
hmm hani where ever you live its a fire hazzard. you smoke in bed leave candles burning leave incense burning and your last house had a gas leak.....................
Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
Property man: "well it's been decorated by proffessionals so if you painted it pink then painted it back to it's original colour when you leave it won't be in the same condition... so...no"
Rah: *shocked/ b*tch slapped face* Oh!
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The loud one wrote: hmm hani where ever you live its a fire hazzard. you smoke in bed leave candles burning leave incense burning and your last house had a gas leak.....................
how the hell are you still alive
nothing can kill me, except maybe cheese
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
The loud one wrote: hmm hani where ever you live its a fire hazzard. you smoke in bed leave candles burning leave incense burning and your last house had a gas leak.....................
how the hell are you still alive
nothing can kill me, except maybe cheese
that's where we've been going wrong then!
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or leodis!
