Dirty Little Secret

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

Dirty Little Secret

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

*ahem*

Isn't this just like anonymous confessions, young sir?

But I'll play later on. When more people have replied.

xx

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

no cause this involves gr8er secrets than anon confessions. we're talking deep dark sh1t here

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

copy and paste vicious rumours thread?

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

lol could do but it'd b 13 pages long n all false info

Date: Tue Dec 19 20:15 2006

I have a really hairy bum

Date: Tue Dec 19 20:17 2006

I also have hobbit like feet.

I am a female.

It is not right.

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Sod anonymity.... I really like that gonnohrea advert where theres loadsa ppl snogging, mainly cos it looks like its all girls

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

oo i love that advert. i want a necklace that says gonorrhea on it

Date: Thu Dec 21 13:00 2006

I am sure one will turn up......someone might even give you it for christmas

Date: Fri Dec 22 23:07 2006

i once bitchslapped a bartender

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Be glad u dint ever do that 2 me cos i'd have dragged u2 the door n threw u down the steps :)

Date: Sun Dec 24 17:47 2006

I 'borrowed' some clean underwear from a one night stand who had got the same underwear from a different one night stand who forgot them. I still have this underwear and wear it regularly even though I don't know whose it is.

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

whaaat??

Date: Tue Dec 26 12:08 2006

really religious people turn me on

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

I know who that is! hahahahaha

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

lol me too, and gonorrhea for xmas - cheers anon theres a nice thought

Date: Wed Dec 27 14:25 2006

surely you dont know who i am...?

Date: Thu Dec 28 00:13 2006

I once had a one night stand with a guy who later told me he'd video'd me giving him a bj and passed it round all his mates at college...

(It's not really a secret, I just quite enjoy telling the story)

Date: Fri Dec 29 18:11 2006

on the train home from manchester I was sat near the toilets this really cute guy walked past kept staring at me he waited outside the door to the toilet then pushed the button to open it. He invited me in. To my shame i went in with him and thats how i lost my verginity. best sex i ever had though

Date: Fri Dec 29 18:21 2006

I did some nude photos with my ex just for fun i kept the disk in a shoe box and forgot about it a few monthlater my mate called me gobsmacked asking me when I had done porn I asked what he meant and so he gave me the link i was shocked to see a picture of me and my ex on the internet i called the sight and asked them to remove them they said that the pics had been up there for a year.

Date: Fri Dec 29 19:21 2006

I lost my virginity on a fold out uncomfortable hotel sofa, to some guy I met, from what i can remember, in a lift.
I was 15.
It wasn't pretty.
I'm not proud.

Polo fiend · Lord Gay Van Gay of Gayville

Anonymous wrote:

I lost my virginity on a fold out uncomfortable hotel sofa, to some guy I met, from what i can remember, in a lift.
I was 15.
It wasn't pretty.
I'm not proud.

Aww I want to give this person a hug!!

Date: Tue Jan 2 16:57 2007

i really fancied this guy i spent forever chasing him he turned around one day and we went out for a drink we ended up sleeping together after that he never spoke to me i havent been on the gay scene ever since

Date: Tue Jan 2 18:12 2007

Polo fiend wrote:

whaaat??

I wear underwear that is third hand from a stranger and a one night stand.

Date: Tue Jan 2 18:15 2007

I lost my virginity at 13 when drunk on cider after a few spliffs. We broke into an industrial site and a car there to have sex on the backseat. Classy. Sadly I am proud of it.

Date: Thu Jan 4 19:30 2007

Anonymous wrote:

I lost my virginity at 13 when drunk on cider after a few spliffs. We broke into an industrial site and a car there to have sex on the backseat. Classy. Sadly I am proud of it.

ew the only way that could be more chav was if you said you jizzed all over your bon bleu trackie

blondelottie · Gay Lord

Ditzy_fck wrote:

oo i love that advert. i want a necklace that says gonorrhea on it

I want the belt!

Date: Sun Jan 7 13:00 2007

Anonymous wrote:

I did some nude photos with my ex just for fun i kept the disk in a shoe box and forgot about it a few monthlater my mate called me gobsmacked asking me when I had done porn I asked what he meant and so he gave me the link i was shocked to see a picture of me and my ex on the internet i called the sight and asked them to remove them they said that the pics had been up there for a year.

I have photos on the internet... some with me and a girl and some of me on my own! And yes I knew they were going on the net before I had them taken... was a fun photoshoot though!

Helen · Forum Member

My dirty secret is that I can't stop listening to that Dragostea Din Tei song from a few years ago! Oh well.

blondelottie · Gay Lord

isn't this supposed to be a secret?

:op

Date: Mon Jan 8 19:49 2007

y wud loving that song be a secret?? its an amazing song. my sister and i had a little dance routine all worked out for it and everything.
unfortunately cant remember it tho....

jenny
xXx

Date: Wed Jan 10 23:54 2007

Anonymous wrote:

ew the only way that could be more chav was if you said you jizzed all over your bon bleu trackie

Adidas trackies actually

scarymary · Forum Addict

-- Edited by scarymary at 00:27, 2007-01-12

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

lol mary u look so impressed :o)

Date: Tue Jan 16 12:51 2007

I had sex in a lift at halls during term-time!

Sally · Big Gay Al

hmmm...that narrows it down to only a few halls then cos not all have lifts...

we're onto you!

Laura · Vodka! Books!

I've always wanted sex in a lift...

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

me too but there isnt enough time really is there. unless u hit the emergency button but then there are claustrophobia issues.

blondelottie · Gay Lord

Sally wrote:

hmmm...that narrows it down to only a few halls then cos not all have lifts...

we're onto you!

Which halls have lifts?

scarymary · Forum Addict

hmmm the only one i know of is leodis..........

jess?

Jeni Jeni Jen Jen

C block at Clarry D has a lift.
But it wasn't me.

Laura · Vodka! Books!

scarymary wrote:

hmmm the only one i know of is leodis..........

jess?

this was exactly my initial (and only) thought

Helen · Forum Member

Charlie Mo has lifts.

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

i was thinking charles mo aswell.

mase? (altho am edging more towards jess too)

RainbowWarrior · Gay Lord

Tetley had a lift. And this particular lift had a sign in it saying that there had been many incidents the year before I was there where the lift was jammed, and then when the maintenance guy arrived to let people out they'd already escaped... So I think we are looking for someone who was at Tetley and has the mechanical know-how to prise a lift open... Hmmmm....

Laura · Vodka! Books!

Ditzy_fck wrote:

me too but there isnt enough time really is there. unless u hit the emergency button but then there are claustrophobia issues.

sod the claustrophobia! get down to it.. you might never get the chance again!

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

Halls with lifts.....

Clarence Dock
Leodis
Charles Morris
Tetley
Sentenial Towers
Carr Mills
James Baillie

Hmmmmm really limits the search I guess :o)

Helen · Forum Member

Well Carr Mills wasn't there last year was it?

Ditzy_fck · Dame Poofy

Anonymous wrote:

surely you dont know who i am...?

hmm, simon?