Moniker: Ace Jeni. Age: 19 Occupation: Acest person in the world. It's a hard job but someone has to do it. Your interests/hobbies: Being ace. Knitting tiny scarves. Gilmore Girls. Stu. Would like to meet: Gillian McKeith. The Gilmore Girls (in character). Why you're single: I'm too ace. It scares people away. Bad habits: Having toes/shoes that make farting noises. One song that sums you up:Touch of My Hand - Britney Spears.
Well, its a well known fact that at least 1% of people using dating services are married & a few more aren't single... so am just adding 2 the stats :o)
Moniker: Nic - King Dyke
Age: 21
Occupation: uniform wearing, key wielding, public protecting, half screw
Your interests/hobbies: footy, rugby union, watching films, politics, messing about on internet, drinking & women.
Would like to meet: an orgy... who's interested?
Why you're single: caz is abusive!!! It was just one slap 2 many....
Bad habbits: snorin
One song that sums you up: Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing (it was actually wrote about me!)
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Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
Occupation: lazy lazy student! and double bass player when orchestra rolls around.
Your interests/hobbies: drinking obscene amounts of coffee and alcohol, compulsive 24 watching, shopping, classical music and sleeping! oh and how could i forget dear, dear orchestra!
Would like to meet: keira knightley where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?
Why you're single: because i am.....................
Bad habbits: i am *incredibly* untidy as my axe wielding flatmates will tell you...
One song that sums you up: my humps by black eyed peas!
Moniker: Hanipants, Hanifer, Ditzy_fvck (delete as appropriate)
Age: 20
Occupation: Gentleman of leisure
Your interests/hobbies: Listening to music, watching movies, clubbing, painting, writing poetry (as cliched as a gay poet is) lying in the sun
Would like to meet: Stephen Fry, Ian Mckellen, Marcus Patric and Eliza Dushku
Why you're single: I have many wives
Bad habits: Talking incessantly about stupid and pointless things, unpredictability and biting my nails
One song that sums you up: Apparently Mr. Blue Sky by ELO, although I'm not sure how that works
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
Occupation: Closet fan of ethno-rahs. Gin spilling pest. On and off student.
Your interests/hobbies: Listening and dancing to wonderful music, buying obscure vintage memorabilia (and dressing up in said items), being environmentally fastidious, watching David Lynch films, reading russian literature, looking innocent, etc.
Would like to meet: Deft fingered hasbian seeks fit electro-loving clean-smelling man for ironic romance and rock climbing holiday.
Why you're single: I don't know enough men, evidently.
Bad habits: Going to gay clubs, having an army of gay friends, fancying ladies, dating ladies, staying up late, bedroom-dancing to Nelly Furtado.
Bad habits: Going to gay clubs, having an army of gay friends, fancying ladies, dating ladies, staying up late, bedroom-dancing to Nelly Furtado.
Just an observation... the men u come in2 contact with might be gay, which could pose a slight problem. Try a butch lesleybean, she look like a man but allows u 2 enjoy ur bad habits :o)
I should be an agony aunt! :o)
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Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote: Just an observation... the men u come in2 contact with might be gay, which could pose a slight problem. Try a butch lesleybean, she look like a man but allows u 2 enjoy ur bad habits :o)
Yeah, for a bisexual the best people are pretty girly looking guys if you're a man, and a butch girl if you're a woman.
Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote: Just an observation... the men u come in2 contact with might be gay, which could pose a slight problem. Try a butch lesleybean, she look like a man but allows u 2 enjoy ur bad habits :o)
Yeah, for a bisexual the best people are pretty girly looking guys if you're a man, and a butch girl if you're a woman.
I would say I disagree with this but look who I'm going out with! lol!
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Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
Occupation: Chemistry person/ Asda person/ Weird person/ Person person
Your interests/hobbies: drinking obscene amounts and not realising I'm drunk. Winding people up and having a stupidly freaky sense of humour that noone (other than a few other freaks) actually understand!
Would like to meet: Audrey Hepburn or Jonny Depp (Both amazing actors/ actresses)
Why you're single: I'm not but butch lesbians are evil and mean! :op
Bad habbits: (See interests)
One song that sums you up: Do what you want - Bad religion! or Barbie Girl - Aqua
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