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Now, as we all know Valentines Day is looming and your elected cutest couple have decided to try to bring love into your lives.

This thread will be a place for you to shed light on your sparkiling personalities and bring you together. Just copy and paste the text below:

Moniker:

Age:

Occupation:

Your interests/hobbies:

Would like to meet:

Why you're single:

Bad habbits:

One song that sums you up:





-- Edited by Wilbur at 12:20, 2007-01-26

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Moniker: Ace Jeni.
Age: 19
Occupation: Acest person in the world. It's a hard job but someone has to do it.
Your interests/hobbies: Being ace. Knitting tiny scarves. Gilmore Girls. Stu.
Would like to meet: Gillian McKeith. The Gilmore Girls (in character).
Why you're single: I'm too ace. It scares people away.
Bad habits: Having toes/shoes that make farting noises.
One song that sums you up: Touch of My Hand - Britney Spears.

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Moniker: Wilbur

Age: 19

Occupation: Loyal husband

Your interests/hobbies: Horse riding, karate, swimming, getting drunk and being cool

Would like to meet: Gillian

Why you're single: I am married

Bad habbits: Having a voice which travels

One song that sums you up: QOTSA: A song for the deaf


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Moniker: Chibbins

Age: 21

Occupation: Freakazoid

Your interests/hobbies: Computer gaming, avoiding working, watching many films and reading not quite as many books

Would like to meet: Stephen Fry

Why you're single: I like people that are clinically depressed and chusley... a rare find

Bad habits: Buying K Swiss shoes

One song that sums you up: Filthy Gorgeous according to my housemates

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Moniker: Johnnie

Age: 20

Occupation: Student by day....dancer by night!

Your interests/hobbies: drinking, dancing, kissing and chilling

Would like to meet: YOU!

Why you're single: it's a matter of taste...

Bad habits: drinking, dancing, kissing and chilling

One song that sums you up: 'Music is my hot, hot sex' - CSS

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Moniker: Dom

Age: 20

Occupation: Drug maker (or more formally, chemistry student)

Your interests/hobbies: Tea, hobnobs, funny things

Would like to meet: A slightly shy swimmer with a great sense of humour, a brilliant mind and an amazing bod who lives two minutes walk from my house.

Why you're single: Because people like that don't actually exist.

Bad habits: Indecisiveness. It took me ten minutes to decide whether to put that or not. And an inability to eat any less than five hobnobs at a time.

One song that sums you up: I Touch Myself - Divinyls

-- Edited by RainbowWarrior at 17:12, 2007-01-28

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RainbowWarrior wrote:



One song that sums you up: I Touch Myself - Divinyls

-- Edited by RainbowWarrior at 05:49, 2007-01-28



 



legendary song!

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Moniker: Hannah (boring as that is)

Age:19

Occupation:master chef

Your interests/hobbies: guiding , forums and face book, some sport(so long as it isnt tooo strenuous) um and lots of other exciting stuff:

Would like to meet: a gorgeous woman(or mildly attractive, or to be fair a dog lol) who was dead nice and fancied me sooooooooo much lol

Why you're single: cos i suck at keeping birds, mainly cos i "dump em" lol ooops

Bad habbits:i am burp on cue but i am quite proud of that one ...

One song that sums you up: i'm too sexy for my........ etc



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Well, its a well known fact that at least 1% of people using dating services are married & a few more aren't single... so am just adding 2 the stats :o)

Moniker: Nic - King Dyke

Age: 21

Occupation: uniform wearing, key wielding, public protecting, half screw

Your interests/hobbies: footy, rugby union, watching films, politics, messing about on internet, drinking & women.

Would like to meet: an orgy... who's interested?

Why you're single: caz is abusive!!! It was just one slap 2 many....

Bad habbits: snorin

One song that sums you up: Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing (it was actually wrote about me!)

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Moniker: Jenny (the blonde one)

Age: 18

Occupation: lazy lazy student! and double bass player when orchestra rolls around.

Your interests/hobbies: drinking obscene amounts of coffee and alcohol, compulsive 24 watching, shopping, classical music and sleeping! oh and how could i forget dear, dear orchestra!

Would like to meet: keira knightley where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?

Why you're single: because i am.....................

Bad habbits: i am *incredibly* untidy as my axe wielding flatmates will tell you...

One song that sums you up: my humps by black eyed peas!




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Moniker: Hanipants, Hanifer, Ditzy_fvck (delete as appropriate)

Age: 20

Occupation: Gentleman of leisure

Your interests/hobbies: Listening to music, watching movies, clubbing, painting, writing poetry (as cliched as a gay poet is) lying in the sun

Would like to meet: Stephen Fry, Ian Mckellen, Marcus Patric and Eliza Dushku

Why you're single: I have many wives

Bad habits: Talking incessantly about stupid and pointless things, unpredictability and biting my nails

One song that sums you up: Apparently Mr. Blue Sky by ELO, although I'm not sure how that works

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Moniker: Payling

Age: 20

Occupation: Closet fan of ethno-rahs. Gin spilling pest. On and off student.

Your interests/hobbies: Listening and dancing to wonderful music, buying obscure vintage memorabilia (and dressing up in said items), being environmentally fastidious, watching David Lynch films, reading russian literature, looking innocent, etc.

Would like to meet: Deft fingered hasbian seeks fit electro-loving clean-smelling man for ironic romance and rock climbing holiday.

Why you're single: I don't know enough men, evidently.

Bad habits: Going to gay clubs, having an army of gay friends, fancying ladies, dating ladies, staying up late, bedroom-dancing to Nelly Furtado.

One song that sums you up: Beck: Mixed Bizness

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Soph4 wrote:

Why you're single: I don't know enough men, evidently.

Bad habits: Going to gay clubs, having an army of gay friends, fancying ladies, dating ladies, staying up late, bedroom-dancing to Nelly Furtado.




Just an observation... the men u come in2 contact with might be gay, which could pose a slight problem. Try a butch lesleybean, she look like a man but allows u 2 enjoy ur bad habits :o)

I should be an agony aunt! :o)

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Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

Just an observation... the men u come in2 contact with might be gay, which could pose a slight problem. Try a butch lesleybean, she look like a man but allows u 2 enjoy ur bad habits :o)



 



Yeah, for a bisexual the best people are pretty girly looking guys if you're a man, and a butch girl if you're a woman.

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Thanks you two, it's appreciated - although my entry isn't supposed to be taken quite so seriously

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Since when have i been serious???

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Anonymous wrote:

Rt hon NickyDyke85 wrote:

Just an observation... the men u come in2 contact with might be gay, which could pose a slight problem. Try a butch lesleybean, she look like a man but allows u 2 enjoy ur bad habits :o)



 



Yeah, for a bisexual the best people are pretty girly looking guys if you're a man, and a butch girl if you're a woman.


 



I would say I disagree with this but look who I'm going out with! lol!

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Damn right woman! Lead by example!

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Moniker: Caz

Age: 19

Occupation: Chemistry person/ Asda person/ Weird person/ Person person

Your interests/hobbies: drinking obscene amounts and not realising I'm drunk. Winding people up and having a stupidly freaky sense of humour that noone (other than a few other freaks) actually understand!

Would like to meet: Audrey Hepburn or Jonny Depp (Both amazing actors/ actresses)

Why you're single: I'm not but butch lesbians are evil and mean! :op

Bad habbits: (See interests)

One song that sums you up: Do what you want - Bad religion! or Barbie Girl - Aqua

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