Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

It's full of poofters, they are not straight!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

"theres lezzers, biers and trans folk too"

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

and they all smell better than the treasurer's shoes.

*poooooooh*

Date: Sun Sep 12 22:35 2004

It's fun to play games, and frolic on the beach...

Date: Sun Sep 12 22:37 2004

with buckets and spades and sex toys each

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

OH

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

...

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Emily works there, she looks quite a fright!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

(prepare to die miss kirkman)

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

In his soft top car, he looks rather cool

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

His Mummy wears pashminas and has a Swimming-Pool

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

The public are all a waving, as the committe drive down the street..

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

They're off to shop in Morrisons, for some lambrini and a copy of Heat!

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

Poem

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Don't bitch cause you're jealous, we just don't care! :D

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

But we are nice really, lovely infact

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

We don't like queeraphobes, we think they are prats

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

You'll often find members dancin at Queens

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Bacon, Handbags, Paper, Swivel Chairs and Beans

Date: Mon Sep 13 15:49 2004

surreal epic poems is not all we do

Date: Mon Sep 13 15:52 2004

We sit around checking out bums and drink wee and eat poo!!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Don't be scared when we prance about and don some fancy clobber

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Despite the fact we're disguised with masks (at razzmatazz dahling), we will not try to rob ya!

Date: Tue Sep 14 11:15 2004

But one cloudy day, something strange began..

Date: Tue Sep 14 11:16 2004

It involved a big bad wizard, and his naughty naughty plan!

Date: Tue Sep 14 11:18 2004

He lived up in the hills, where none could stop his game...

Date: Tue Sep 14 11:19 2004

He had a long black cloak, and Wilfred was his name..

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

He was a fascist Homophobe, evil as can be

Date: Tue Sep 14 15:54 2004

who ate baby lesbians and poofters for tea

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

So one day he went down to Meeting Room Four

-- Edited by JohnK at 13:48, 2004-09-14

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

And found some queers, what an uproar

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

the air was heavy with faghaggery

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

So he shouted 'Get the hell away from me'!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

He took the folks prisoner in his evil lair

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

And made them do his bidding, in just their underwear!!

Date: Thu Sep 16 01:17 2004

At night they were locked, in his dungeon of yuck...

Date: Thu Sep 16 01:18 2004

And they ended up covered, in all sorts of muck!!!

Rhys · One foot out of Narnia

He then revealed his dastardly plan

Rhys · One foot out of Narnia

To build a blonde muscle-man

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Hetro, butch, tough as can be

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

to kill all queers his eyes could see

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

"NOooo!" said Pete, ex-Prezident, then

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

"We'll fight you too the bitter end!"

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

So, cunningly using the power of his ginger hair,

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

He made the butch bloke stop dead and stare.