Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Paulie · Poster

RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Paulie · Poster

You know the truth is you really love me!

Paulie · Poster

And without me you're feeling sad and alone

Paulie · Poster

Only to be cured by my voice's gentle tone...

Paulie · Poster

Yet, alas until xmas it is not to be...

Paulie · Poster

So shut your cake-hole you dirty nob-jockey/wet fanny

-- Edited by Paulie at 16:06, 2004-10-25

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

I spekenzie eenglish well, i learn it from a book...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Dave ate the big bananas, he's a very naughty crook...

Date: Tue Oct 26 10:11 2004

Paulie, as much as I hate to deflate your ego

Date: Tue Oct 26 10:12 2004

Only the arselickers were sad to see you go.

Date: Tue Oct 26 10:13 2004

Like EmilyL who has no real mates

Date: Tue Oct 26 10:14 2004

she lies awake at night and masterbates

Date: Tue Oct 26 17:15 2004

"I love being a member" he sang

Date: Tue Oct 26 17:16 2004

Can't wait for the next gangbang

Date: Tue Oct 26 18:00 2004

Let the sunlight come streaming into my life

Date: Tue Oct 26 18:01 2004

Nobody loves money as much as I

Paulie · Poster

You know it really sad that something thats fun

Paulie · Poster

Can be ruined by such a stupid little cun'

Date: Wed Oct 27 15:54 2004

Ha ha! Methinks the 'no friends' jibe touched a nerve

Date: Wed Oct 27 15:55 2004

Failing in Russia as well as Leeds? U silly little perv!

Paulie · Poster

I just think it's sad, mr. "anon" and pretty chicken-s*it

-- Edited by Paulie at 08:40, 2004-10-28

Paulie · Poster

So as they say here, ïîøåë íà õóé íèêòî íå òåáÿ ëþáèò
(in russian pronounced poshol na khuee, nikto ne tebya lyubit...so it rhymes, don't worry)

JohnC · Forum Addict

Much as I love a good slanging contest

JohnC · Forum Addict

This one'd be boring; Paul's blatantly best.

JohnC · Forum Addict

Insults in Russian, now try and beat that

JohnC · Forum Addict

(I think the translation's, "**** off, you twat")

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

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PeterJ · Dame Poofy

Epic Poem

Date: Thu Oct 28 15:31 2004

RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Thu Oct 28 15:32 2004

Recreational drugs can be made up of many different ingredients. These drugs are illegal and there are no regulations to control quality. Heavy drug taking often leads to other problems such as not getting enough sleep, and not eating properly.

Date: Thu Oct 28 15:43 2004

Ah JohnC! So u think you're a drug tsar?

Date: Thu Oct 28 15:44 2004

Well to coin a phrase: Pièka ti materna na nosu zrasla.
(look it up retard!)

Date: Thu Oct 28 15:52 2004

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high

Date: Thu Oct 28 15:54 2004

there's a girl that I dream of, giving me the eye

Date: Thu Oct 28 15:57 2004

she's tall and blonde, a beauty to see

Date: Thu Oct 28 15:59 2004

the exact opposite of our Emily!

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:01 2004

Potselui mou zhopy Paul dear one

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:02 2004

Understand that? Now isn't this fun?

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:04 2004

The only man I admire is our PeterJ

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:05 2004

What a sound fella! What a wonderful gay!

Paulie · Poster

Right this is getting stupid, I mean seriously absurd,
This is meant to be a bit of fun you pathetic little turd.
Some coward always has to ruin it by being such a cock.
So be man and tell us who you are, or **** off back under your rock

Forum Admin · Respek My Authoritar!

Forum Admin is here to remind

Forum Admin · Respek My Authoritar!

That in your posts you must be kind
I think Anon, you should join, be known
so that our fair readers can appreciate your tone
If not you will be banned from posting again
As we're not here to bitch, we're here as friends

Date: Fri Oct 29 01:05 2004

I'm sorry but this is ridiculous..it's obvious to anyone that there is nothing friendly about what this person is posting..i doubt telling them not to be a bitch will do anthing, except encourage them.

Forum Admin · Respek My Authoritar!

I'm closing this thread not jus because of the anonymous poster but because of the reaction that they have got both on an off this forum. If someone posts a thread that is blatantly offensive, it will be removed. However, the way to go about having that thread removed is NOT having a go back yourself. Try and rise above stupid and unecessary remarks rather than acting badly towards them as, if the anonymous poster is really out to offend they will stop if they fail to get a reaction.

If you can't post nicely, don't post at all. And if your trying to hve a joke, make yourslef known, don't post anonymously.

Forum Admin.

PS Its a shame that what started out as a good thread has descended into a slanging match between some posters. I'd like to apologise to all readers for this and assure them that such people are in the minority within the society - thank god.