Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

and in houmous she made this butch-hunk drown

-- Edited by JohnK at 05:33, 2004-09-17

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Whilst Hils stood by shouting ''Shamone, i tell thee!"

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

And Annie threw on some elderflower tea

-- Edited by JohnK at 05:35, 2004-09-17

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Then Dave, with a big fat Mosher Shoe

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Beat the butch-hunk till he was black and blue

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Then Alberto fought with a tactic, as cunning as a Beaver

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

He blasted out music by a long-dead drug addict diva

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

It was sending him deaf, he shouted out noooo!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

So Dan joined in by playing ELO

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

But this torture wasn't working, he wasn't yet dead

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

What he needed was a bash to the head

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

So Emily and John showed what gay power can bring...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

With their power of PENETRATION, they suddenly began to sing!!....

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Moo Moo, Oink Oink, Baa Baa, Neigh Neigh

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Woof woof, meow meow, cheep cheep, wahey!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Then Ally the Doctor swung in on a rope

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

and hit the butch hunk with her big stethascope

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

"alas," he said with a big booming voice,

Date: Sun Sep 19 02:55 2004

You have forced me to make a difficult choice...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Paul T, john C and the rest of the folk..

-- Edited by ChipsAndLube at 07:24, 2004-09-19

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

feared for their lives at the hands of this bloke...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

And Paulie meanwhile got angry as hell....

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

And shouted 'But in all fairness, we're going to push you down a well'!!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

so he grabbed him by his shrivelly schlong

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

And chris took dave's dildo and catapulted it with a thong!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Then along came Ginger Richard, and Sonia too..

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

With their powerful minds, they knew what to do!!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

they baked an essex souflé, it rose a treat

Date: Tue Sep 21 00:11 2004

(it was vegan, dairy free, with not an ounce of wheat!)

Date: Wed Sep 22 09:34 2004

NO1 KNOWS ABOUT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Wed Sep 22 17:43 2004

People think he was sent to please us. But really he was meant to make us feel guilty. Historically people believe that God sent his only son down upon this earth to save our souls from sin... In the end he died on the cross to save us. On the third day he rose again...Some say it was a magical sight... But does he really exist, or he is he like santa or the easter bunny and we are fooling ourselves?!! Today, we often say 'the lord is here, his spirit is with us'.. Religion is popular among people of today and Christianity has spread throughout the land (see the christian society tent for more info)...We praise god and jesus in songs and prayers in church.

Although we here believe he is actually working in disguise in Gipton serving panninis and ham rolls in a sandwich shop...Mmmmm delicious!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

As a result of this..

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

RE: RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Fri Sep 24 15:38 2004

When the freshers came to the Riley Smith Hall..

Date: Fri Sep 24 15:39 2004

they were given lots of lube at the fabulous stall!!

Rhys · One foot out of Narnia

They got to meet the committe, who were wonderfully bubbly,

Rhys · One foot out of Narnia

and were made to feel welcome. It was oh so lovely!

Date: Tue Sep 28 13:37 2004

At coffee hours this week, there's been chatting galore...

Date: Tue Sep 28 13:39 2004

.....Pumpkin seeds, plastic fishing, and oh so much more!!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

the story of the man who cut off his arm

Date: Sun Oct 3 16:39 2004

..And a nameless midget, who lives on a farm!

Date: Mon Oct 4 18:01 2004

On the scene tour I met blonde Mick

Date: Mon Oct 4 18:02 2004

Now every night he's sucking my dick

Date: Mon Oct 4 18:04 2004

It felt so right, but it can't be long

Date: Mon Oct 4 18:05 2004

before we're having a threesome with John

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:04 2004

There's just one problem, (please don't think I'm bitching)

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:05 2004

It's just that John's never shagged in the kitchen

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Hey Hey, I shout Which John do you mean?

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:07 2004

There's no shame and no sin