Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:08 2004

RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:10 2004

"Which John?" you cry? I'll tell you straight:

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:12 2004

The John who loves to masterbate!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

The thing is sir, the dilemma is this

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Both Johns love a wank, do not mis

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Take what I say, I am no weird bloke

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Jus be careful about who of you joke.

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:18 2004

Relax my friend, no offence is intended

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:19 2004

Who says what's broken cannot be mended?

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Well tell me with speed, of which John you speak

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

And who is mick and who you might be

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:21 2004

If you'd like me to reveal just how I knew,

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:22 2004

It's simply because I like a wank too!

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:23 2004

Questions indeed! My inquisitive chum

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:24 2004

If I was to answer, it'd spoil all our fun!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Fun -Fun? My friend you must jest

-- Edited by JohnK at 21:26, 2004-10-04

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I think there is something you must get off your chest

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

(as an aside, I know your not lame

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:29 2004

Only phlegm, but I'm no spitter

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

join our dear site, come, register your name)

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:31 2004

In fact I'm a gent, don't even drop litter!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

If your a gent as you have claimed to be

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Register to this site, and reveal your identity

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:37 2004

If I did, our love would turn sour

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:38 2004

When are you next at coffee hour?

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I will be there tomorrow anon

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:44 2004

Then I'll bid you adieu, and wish you well

Date: Mon Oct 4 20:45 2004

Your own elusive Pimpernel xxxxxxxxxxxx

Date: Tue Oct 5 14:24 2004

Because John is lean!!

Date: Tue Oct 5 14:28 2004

He is the biggest queen

Date: Tue Oct 5 14:30 2004

The lgbt sounds the most intelligent soc..

Date: Tue Oct 5 14:31 2004

But hark!! It's clear they're running amoc!

Date: Tue Oct 5 17:41 2004

Too many men using this site

Date: Tue Oct 5 17:43 2004

think cocks are better than lesbo rights

Date: Tue Oct 5 17:49 2004

In fact I feel this site should remain

Date: Tue Oct 5 17:50 2004

a 100% dyke domain

Date: Tue Oct 5 18:05 2004

You can't be serious! Oh please!

Date: Tue Oct 5 18:06 2004

We can't have these boards smelling of cheese!

Date: Tue Oct 5 18:16 2004

A fool and his money are soon parted

Date: Tue Oct 5 18:17 2004

Why, oh why was this poem started?

Date: Tue Oct 5 18:30 2004

because as queers we need to know

Date: Tue Oct 5 18:56 2004

how to dance to Status Quo!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

I feel it's time to move this on..

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

And spread the word of the world's biggest con!!

Date: Thu Oct 7 17:28 2004

Who's that knocking at my door?

Date: Thu Oct 7 17:29 2004

It is the man who never knew

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Enough of this Tish Enough of this Now!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Now who is my Pimpernel, explain NOW!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

if you were to ask me on a monday...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Just how to spot the biggest gay..