Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Fri Oct 8 16:04 2004

RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Sat Oct 9 16:39 2004

I went to the cocktail party and it wer fab

Date: Sat Oct 9 16:40 2004

I went home in a cab

Date: Sun Oct 10 10:49 2004

lost me mind in queens court

Date: Sun Oct 10 10:50 2004

lots of drugs their of allsorts

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

i had it worse tripped over in an accident

Date: Mon Oct 11 15:27 2004

tripped over your tongue or just your big t****es

Date: Mon Oct 11 19:19 2004

You were always on my mind

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Johnk Think is time, to posters he must remind

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

That couplets within this poem, always have to rhyme

Date: Tue Oct 12 15:47 2004

The anonymous poster who's being a rude tw4t...

Date: Tue Oct 12 15:48 2004

Get a sense of humour, there's no need for all that..

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Get over myself? this is meant to be fun!!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

I think you need to take your own advice dear one...

Date: Tue Oct 12 17:41 2004

So she shouted 'Get the hell away from me'!

Date: Tue Oct 12 17:42 2004

'I'm so blind I really see'

Date: Tue Oct 12 17:45 2004

the only person I really love

Date: Tue Oct 12 17:46 2004

is me me me me!!!!

Date: Wed Oct 13 09:08 2004

I've seen blue skies

Date: Wed Oct 13 09:09 2004

through the tears in my eyes

Date: Wed Oct 13 16:45 2004

Yes Anonymous loves him/herself the most it's clear...

Date: Wed Oct 13 16:46 2004

Why don't u get a life you stupid little queer.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

alas, alack, i am but a poofter

Date: Wed Oct 13 22:29 2004

And all that will rhyme with that is a WOOFTER!!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

hmmm or maybe, just I love her?!

Date: Thu Oct 14 18:12 2004

Hey hey, 'tis I! Your Pimpernel is back

Date: Thu Oct 14 18:13 2004

and this time I'm hungry to get John in the sack!

Date: Thu Oct 14 18:15 2004

so John be frank, let's make a rendevous

Date: Thu Oct 14 18:16 2004

just name the place and time, and I'll be ready for you xxxxx

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Erm Erm, I say, this ain't no knocking shop

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

but seeing as I'm desperate, I might as well cop

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I fear though, I do, because your not seen

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

That you might just be, a butch lesleybean

Date: Fri Oct 15 11:19 2004

A butch old dyke? Like EmilyL!

Date: Fri Oct 15 11:20 2004

I don't think so! Go to hell!

Date: Fri Oct 15 11:22 2004

I'm a man with a big surprise!

Date: Fri Oct 15 11:24 2004

That will satisfy you DEEP inside!

Date: Fri Oct 15 11:27 2004

So let's waste no time. We're birds of a feather.

Date: Fri Oct 15 11:28 2004

I long for the time we'll be together.

Date: Fri Oct 15 11:31 2004

So let's get things started, my big cuddly teddy.

Date: Fri Oct 15 11:32 2004

Time marches onwards, but your Pimpernel's ready xxxxxxxxxxxx

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Enough of the BIG and CUDDLY it won't be condoned!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I think you'll just find that I'm really big boned!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

But if there is something you wish to penetrate

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I'll been in the Old Bar tonight, round the hour of 8!

(For folks forget not its Weekly Wind-Down this week!)

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Alas, Alas, no apperance was made

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

And so therefore, I didn't get laid!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

But fear not pimpernel, you'll have your chance

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I'll be in PopT this Sunday, if you fancy a dance?

Date: Sun Oct 17 09:01 2004

ha ha my friend! I came and saw!