Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Sun Oct 17 09:02 2004

RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Sun Oct 17 09:05 2004

My own army of phantom listeners had I,

Date: Sun Oct 17 09:06 2004

(I trust you know I'm a poetic kinda guy)

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I feel that now the time has come

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

For this love-affair to be over and done.

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

A ha! Result, I have guessed who you are!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I remember seeing you in the old bar!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I guess the last posts made by you

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

contained within them some kind of clue!

Date: Sun Oct 17 16:57 2004

Methinks dear John you do guess too much

Date: Sun Oct 17 17:01 2004

'tis true our correspondence lacks the human touch

Date: Sun Oct 17 17:07 2004

That's the way it's to be. (Don't think me a pest)

Date: Sun Oct 17 17:09 2004

What else can I say? Amor caecus est.

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I'm afraid, invisible love, that I must depart

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

No more on this poem I'll post - I must protect my heart

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

The thing is you see, this is the only way

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

that someone will show interest in me these days

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

But forum love is not for me my dear

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

so byebye this thread, my return you need not fear

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Date: Mon Oct 18 14:09 2004

one day a donkey came to coffee hour

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:10 2004

said he "I need slippers and a shower"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:32 2004

".... a loaf of bread, lemonade (3 jugs)

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:34 2004

"and an extra large bag of mint humbugs".

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:42 2004

"Thank you" said he. "Your kindness is moving"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:43 2004

"To meet such fine people is really quite soothing"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:45 2004

"I'm sure you'll agree I'm an unusual guest"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:46 2004

"The truth of the matter is I'm on a strange quest"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:48 2004

"From a magical land in the clouds I fell"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:50 2004

"To discover the source of a magical spell"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:52 2004

"Maybe you know it? I'll quote the first line:"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:53 2004

"Give me a sign, hit me baby one more time!"

Date: Mon Oct 18 14:55 2004

"So LGBT, will you help me?"

Date: Mon Oct 18 16:26 2004

Of course we will donkey

Date: Mon Oct 18 16:27 2004

said Peter, (who's wonky).

Date: Mon Oct 18 17:54 2004

I thought we had love in store

Date: Mon Oct 18 17:55 2004

Keep on knocking on every door.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

now the lesbians love their new pet donkeee

Date: Mon Oct 18 19:09 2004

though some would prefer a rampant rabbit.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

grab its ears and really shag it

Date: Tue Oct 19 08:48 2004

Now I know the girl you tell

Date: Tue Oct 19 08:50 2004

It has to be EmilyL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Tue Oct 19 17:38 2004

I think too many hands defile our Emily's name

Date: Tue Oct 19 17:39 2004

She actually is a lovely lass, totally free from blame

Date: Tue Oct 19 18:02 2004

Nobody doubts that she's a real great dyke

Date: Tue Oct 19 18:03 2004

That's why she's known as the LGB bike

Date: Tue Oct 19 18:13 2004

When I joined the LGBT I felt scared and hot

Date: Tue Oct 19 18:15 2004

I found out they are a crazy and fun lot

Date: Tue Oct 19 18:35 2004

But what do they do with the rest of their time?

Date: Tue Oct 19 18:36 2004

Apart from creating this insane rhyme?

Date: Tue Oct 19 18:43 2004

well naming no names (for reasons you'll see)