Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

Date: Tue Oct 19 18:44 2004

RE: RE: RE: Leeds LGBT - an Epic Poem

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

I'm only half a dyke, as a bi you know..

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

To thou who art writing these messages, are you friend or foe?

Date: Wed Oct 20 11:25 2004

It was a dark and stormy night

Date: Wed Oct 20 11:26 2004

That Mick decided to fly his kite

Date: Wed Oct 20 16:53 2004

He'd prayed for a dash of sun...

Date: Wed Oct 20 16:55 2004

But the rain just had to spoil his fun...

Date: Wed Oct 20 16:57 2004

On this sacred cruising ground....

Date: Wed Oct 20 16:58 2004

With nature so profound..

Date: Wed Oct 20 16:59 2004

The faries danced and sang..

Date: Wed Oct 20 17:01 2004

Whilst elves with lanterns formed a merry gang!!

Date: Wed Oct 20 17:45 2004

Howver, the strangest sight of all that night

Date: Wed Oct 20 17:46 2004

was Peter in his hotpants so tight

Date: Wed Oct 20 18:10 2004

John asked him "how'd u come here Pete?"

Date: Wed Oct 20 18:11 2004

"Right over my shoulder, John" (no mean feat)

Date: Wed Oct 20 18:14 2004

John said "I'm here cruising, but I aint no hussy"

Date: Wed Oct 20 18:15 2004

"It's not my fault that I aint that fussy"

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

But what about some lesbian-made, Morning Marmalard...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

To aid with these writings, inspired by the Bard!!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

no but yeah but no but yeah

Date: Thu Oct 21 16:04 2004

But hark, there's eagles everywhere!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Alas, poor Alberto, our loo has gone!!

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:18 2004

We'll have to ****e on the floor (excuse the pong)

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:22 2004

Oh darn it dear one, I've dropped a log

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:23 2004

I'd shag a man for a bog

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:26 2004

Who comes over here with haste?

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:27 2004

It's John! (I won't shag him, I have some taste!)

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:29 2004

"Emily" says John, "please don't be so shy"

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:30 2004

"What's that in your knickers? shepherds' pie?"

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:31 2004

"No dear one, I've just followed through"

Date: Thu Oct 21 18:32 2004

"You know what it's like when you need a poo"

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

i shat a hamster yester morn

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

But Dave followed this by having sex on our lawn!!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

unless you are jenny who works on the docks

Date: Fri Oct 22 19:05 2004

Rhyming couplets have to rhyme!

Date: Sun Oct 24 08:58 2004

Tell your brother next time

Date: Sun Oct 24 10:33 2004

Pete, Pete, the President man

Date: Sun Oct 24 10:34 2004

Failed his exams so away he ran

Paulie · Poster

how amusing it seemed to a far away man

Paulie · Poster

That this amusing ode would have such a span

Paulie · Poster

But oh he was so proud of his pals

Paulie · Poster

That they'd found more ways to pick up guys n gals

Paulie · Poster

And although he was far away, or so it did seem

Paulie · Poster

He sat and he thought and he missed his fair team!

Date: Sun Oct 24 16:06 2004

What lovely sentiments, so touching and true

Date: Sun Oct 24 16:07 2004

It's a bit of a shame that we don't miss you!!!

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Ignore that last poster..For loads miss u they do...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

Are u naked in Russia? You might be seen by Paul, Pete and Boo!!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

"For loads miss u they do" what rubbish is this?

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

either you're german, or tekkin' t'pi55

-- Edited by ChipsAndLube at 10:54, 2004-10-25