if i was a....

Shogg · Posting Addict

RE: if i was a....

sedated_nights · Newbie

Wacky Races so i could catch the pigeon myself, it's way too smug!

If you were a mythical creature, which would you be and why?

Semyaza · Forum Member

Veal. Lovely but slightly immoral.

If you were a Monty Python sketch which one would you be?

The loud one

id be the miricle of birth part 2 the third world (yorkshire) from the fantastic movie the monty python the meaning of life

or id be the hes not the messiah sketch as its fab

if you were a dictator who would you be

also does anyone else think firn cotton is a robot who just gets wheeled out to present shows then gets switched off and shoved in a dark store room with ant and dec and all the bbc news presenters?

Captain Tim · Forum Member

Saparmurat Niyazov, who until his death in 2006 was the dictator of Turkmenistan. He named a town, several schools and airports, a meteorite and one of the months of the year after himself. He banned beards, ballet and the wearing of makeup by newsreaders, just for the hell of it. And, best of all, he built a rotating golden statue of himself. ROTATING GOLDEN STATUE. Now that's the fabulous side of absolute power.

If you were a parasitic organism, which would you be?

CrowJake · Forum Addict

The loud one wrote:
also does anyone else think firn cotton is a robot who just gets wheeled out to present shows then gets switched off and shoved in a dark store room with ant and dec and all the bbc news presenters?

No but i do think she's an idiot... i bet she does LOADS of drugs and shags like an absolute maniac...

I'd be a leech; slimy, intollerable and found in stagnant waters...

If you were a bob dylan song.... ?

miserablizm · Forum Addict

CrowJake wrote:

i bet she does LOADS of drugs and shags like an absolute maniac...
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No. No. I bet she shags like a limp doll. Slash Paris Hilton. Ugh. No. Maniacs are at least fun.

I would be Lay, Lady, Lay. Not an accurate reflection of my character (calm? seductive? moi?) but I would like to be that easily shagorific ... *swoon*

If you were an accessory ... ?

CrowJake · Forum Addict

No. No. I bet she shags like a limp doll. Slash Paris Hilton. Ugh. No. Maniacs are at least fun.

Time will tell! (Though now i have an image of her as very vunerable)

Um.... I'd bee.... an exotic hairclip that gets regularly complimented but that you don't think is actually that special! Such is life.

What famous scientist wouldst thou be, if to be a famous scientist thou wouldst?

-- Edited by CrowJake at 03:47, 2008-03-28

The loud one

id be madame marie curie the founder of reseach into the atom and the inspiration for marie curie cancer reseach one of the best brightest charities in the world.

if you were a charity which would you be