If you could meet the person that you were five (or ten if you're VERY old) years ago, what would you say to them if you could only tell them one thing??
And if you could meet the person you will be in ten or twenty years' time what would you ask if you could only ask one thing??
(Inspired by my friend Emma's drunken ramblings, so don't blame me...)
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A good friend will help you move house. A really good friend will help you move a body.
for the love og g-d dont go into that gay bar it will be the worst thing you will ever do lol not really ic say something like your gonna meet some complete **** heads but dont worry the right guy will come along later he will be 5 ft 7" blond and be the love of your life. im still waiting by the way..........
five years old: Btw you get to become a zoologist so keep up the good work. ten years old: No matter what you do work hard and dont go to the london oratory!! in twenty years: where has my hair gone and what should i do now when i am about to turn 20?
Ten years ago (was 12): Look, those dodgy feelings its cos u like girls, dont worry tho you'll get through everything just fine. Just don't trust those 2-faced lasses u hang with bout it cos the whole school will know in 5mins and make ur life hard til u leave.
Five years ago (was 17): Its hard but ur coping, everything thats a problem now you'll nail, sort yourself out first then go after rest. It'll take 2years but you'll get outta here n be ur own person.
In Twenty years: Have I achieved everything I wanted to achieve over these years?
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Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
10yrs ago (9yrs old): just ignore all those bastards taking the piss out of you for having a lisp! it'll go away and will be barely noticeable. you're way cooler than any of them!
5yrs ago: ok so this is pretty ****. you're a loser with no friends. but just hang on for a few yrs and it'll all fall into place
Nic // LGBT Society Events Officer 05/06 // LGBT Assembly Chair 05/06 - NUS LGBT Society of the year 2006(winners) //
LUU honarary life member - Awarded 2006 // LGBT Assembly Mentor 2006 -Onwards.
Contact me at nicturner_85@hotmail.com
10 years ago: You'll really enjoy this next place 5 years ago: don't worry, i know its been ages but you'll get out of here just fine and be fine, and dont take that! the guys an idiot and it'll **** u over 20 years time: Crap i'm old, so What the hell should i do now?
-- Edited by Ditzy_fck at 04:25, 2007-04-11
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Mrs Doyle: I have cake!
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? They've got cocaine in em!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
