Leeds LGBT - An Epic Xmas Carol

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:17 2004

Leeds LGBT - An Epic Xmas Carol

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:18 2004

Not a creature was stirring, not even Bundle the mouse.

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:34 2004

A horny little lesbian laid in bed

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:35 2004

wearing her xmas stockings, with her legs spread

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:38 2004

Waiting for the sexy big breasted xmas elf Mildo

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:39 2004

2 cum & make her smile with the special xmas dildo

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:44 2004

Suddenly there was some stirring and a sound

Date: Thu Oct 28 16:45 2004

the lezzer looked down 2 find Mildo licking her mound

Date: Thu Oct 28 17:35 2004

In the next bed along lay a gay with his arse in the air

Date: Thu Oct 28 17:36 2004

Just waiting for Santa to f00k him like a bear

Mike · One foot out of Narnia

good grief! what's happened to the world! xmas used to be a sacred time filled with laughter and hope and child like innocence. now it's about elves eating p***y! at most it should be about glitter and sparkle and twinkling fairy lights, and the giving and receiving of something special. oh, hang on....

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

I think...

Date: Fri Oct 29 01:07 2004

RE: Leeds LGBT - An Epic Xmas Carol

Date: Fri Oct 29 07:53 2004

The committe were huddled, all snug in their beds

Date: Fri Oct 29 07:54 2004

While dreams of Santa danced through their heads

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

They were going to get presents, and a fat turkey dinner...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

With so many goodies, who cared about getting thinner!!

Date: Fri Oct 29 16:49 2004

Dave cooked the dinner, John decorated the tree

Date: Fri Oct 29 16:50 2004

Al, John, Pete and Alison cleaned up for Christmas day

Paulie · Poster

Sorry, the computer ballsed up and I forgot to sign in so couldn't rectify, I'll correct it...

David cooked the Dinner, John decorated the tree,
Hils bought out the biscuits whilst Annie made the Tea
John, Al, Alison and Pete cleaned up for Christmas day.
Emily watched the telly. It was probably better that way (love you x)

Date: Sat Oct 30 00:42 2004

*likes poem muchly*

but i'd like to end on this line (or two):

emily bought 5hit, bought 5hit on ebay
she did it, did it all day,
tarrarra bum dee ayy
she bought 5hit all day

dave x

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

But then Dave ate Big Bananas, Big Bananas I say!
He just wouldn't stop, the Banana Eating GAY!
And soon there were no bananas left, but Emily saved the day...
Because she found some for sale, going cheap and mouldy on ebay!!

Date: Sat Oct 30 19:55 2004

Pete in his teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

Date: Sat Oct 30 19:56 2004

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor Pete went dry

Date: Sat Oct 30 19:57 2004

Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while he played with himself

Date: Sat Oct 30 19:59 2004

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

Date: Sat Oct 30 20:01 2004

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

...What's a Teddy and why was I wearing one?

Date: Sun Oct 31 08:32 2004

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years... Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christian heart.

God bless you all.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

amen.

but the true spirit of christmas is gin. i only ever used to drink gin at christmas.

gin.

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

I'm sure xmas programmes aren't what they used to be.
When I was younger there used to be such great t.v.
Oh to go back to when I was a kiddie,
And revisit those cartoons and films, yippee!

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

Xmas telly.

Mike · One foot out of Narnia

RE: Leeds LGBT - An Epic Xmas Carol

Date: Tue Nov 2 10:13 2004

The devil needs y'all!

She is the antichrist

Date: Tue Nov 2 12:27 2004

***POST DELETED***

Date: Tue Nov 2 12:42 2004

Why do the voices laugh out of the tyre tracks of the buses and whisper in the screaching of the motorcars?

Mike · One foot out of Narnia

quote:
Originally posted by: Anonymous
"The virgin Mary was really a cheap slut!"

okay, so who is it who has nothing better to do than try **** me off!

i'm not religious at all, but posting **** like this really gets on my tits!

if you wanna post stuff like this, have some balls and put your name to it, otherwise stop trying to offend people just for the sake of it!

***OFFENDING POST HAS BEEN REMOVED***

-- Edited by JohnK at 14:59, 2004-11-10

Date: Tue Nov 2 18:24 2004

Ummmm.... could it be YOU posting these messages Mike? NOT funny.

-- Edited by JohnK at 18:25, 2004-11-02

Mike · One foot out of Narnia

i give up. if people can post offensive stuff on the forum or just use it to wind others up, then i'm not gonna take part in it anymore.

Date: Tue Nov 2 20:31 2004

How I long for that Christmas morn

Date: Tue Nov 2 20:34 2004

When I open my gifts in the light of the dawn

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

*** Right I want to make one thing quite clear***

Offensive postings will be removed.

I DID NOT edit the post above where its says in regular type, that I did. If a moderator edits a post it will appear in smaller, italic writing so it is distinguishable.

If nasty comments and impersonation goes on I will close the thread. Simple as.

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I just want to apologise to mike for the person who posted saying that I edited the post.

I did not, and I am sorry if someone cause you offence.

Date: Fri Nov 12 16:33 2004

I love Christmas pudding, smoothered in cream

Date: Fri Nov 12 16:34 2004

I love sitting down and watching the Queen.

(not you John)

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

***

Just a general note, if you are going to refer to another Forum Member directly in your post, and especially if you are doing it in a joke-like way, then I suggest you make yourself know and join the forum.

I don't mind being called a queen, but it ****es me off that your to f-ucking wet to let everyone know who you are. Thats cowardly **** taking - not funny at all.

And which ever knob head is going round bumping random topics, can you please stop. Its frickin annoyin and adds nothing to the debate. if you want to make the thread more noticeable how about adding to the bl00dy conversation.

Rant over.

John K x

***

Date: Sun Nov 14 16:34 2004

Bah! humbug!

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

nowt better at xmas than layin out in front of the fire on a big furry rug

PeterJ · Dame Poofy

And...

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

RE: Leeds LGBT - An Epic Xmas Carol