we also pointed out that you can drink a pork pie if you put it in a blender. though the thought of the resultant 'smoothie' makes me wanna gip. a cancerous smoothie, bleugh!

oj all the way x

Somehow, with discussions of pork pie smoothies, this link seems appropriate.

http://www.feralweb.com/meatshakes.htm

Needless to say, I vote for the humble pork pie.

why, alice? whyyyyyyyy?!!!!!!!!!

i just nearly shat myself laffin at that.

x

gravy! it's called gravy! how thick am i?

mmmm, thick gravy...

54 votes? Omg! Thats good!

PorkPies all the way!

xxx

has to be pork pies as long as there is no jelly as that makes me wanna vomit

The jelly is evil i must admit...

well said Ross :o) just wait til u catch cancer from the bits & all that juice goes 2 ur hips, u wont b laughin, u'll b wishin u'd chose pork pies instead, mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Sounds like a plan that :o) but pork pies r so gonna win hands down!

Theres nothin wrong wi jelly, told ya'll b4 its good fun 2 flick about

damn! dont tell me i missed out on a cancerous dinner 2day... flamin flatmates comin in at stupid hours n wakin me up again

Orange juice. At the moment not smoking makes me peckish all the time and I snack enough as it is.

NickyDyke85 wrote:

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pork pie! we need 2 get a blender n make a smoothie

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the scary part is i think you will actually do it.

if someone lends me a blender I will, I said this when the discussion started last year

my flatmate went home for the weekend and came back with a blender...you're more than welcome to come and use it if you want nic but you can bring your own pork pies and sick bucket

I'm sure you can make worse things than a pork pie smoothie.

A haggis smoothie or a eel and mash smoothie, perhaps?

i have no idea what we're gonna use this blender for. i think her mum just randomly gave her it for no reason. plus if we don't tell anyone what it was used for then they shall never know muahahaha...

1) Orange juice, according to the well-established, high-quality magazine that is HEAT, goes straight to your hips. Full of fatty goodness that everyone woman and gay man needs to bulk themselves out with.

2) The bits in orange juice are cancerous and over-consumption of said bits leads to almost immediate and painful death.

3) Pork pies are good for you, healthy and delicious - as long as it doesnt have any of that nasty jelly like substance in it which is absolutely vile and makes anyone human gip, and sometimes if over-filled with jelly, gets a little bit of sick to come up into the mouth.

4) Communism sucks big fat cock. And whomsoever the committee member of the LUU who wanted to boycott NUS and Coke needs to be hunted down like the pathetic little commi they are and strung up from the nearest flagpole.

THis was said by a greater gay then my self,but i thought it should be reiterated
(credit to pretentouspuff)