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NickyDyke85


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Please 4give me 4 this... its like 5am I can't sleep, tired stupidty combined with a 10 hour shift & after work drinks has gimme inspiration 3 write this anyway wot dya reckon 2 it? Xmas number 1 or wot.............

Hole Again (goes 2 sound of Whole Again by Nuclear pussy or wotever the hell they r called)

If u c me standin on the street
legs apart offerin u a treat
dont jus pass me by
get me against the wall n gimme a try
u can fill my hole again

And if u c me with another man
suckin n blowin doin wot i can
i wont gulp it down
i'll spit it on the ground
u can fill my hole again

lookin back on where we first met
i'm still horny n so very wet
baby ur the 1 u still turn me on
u can fill my hole again

stick ur fingers in my part
ride me rough, call me ur little tart
work it 4 a while, then **** me wild
u can fill my hole again

(chourus)

Come quikly i cant wait
screw me til i lose my mind
dont b 2 late
cos i cant hold on
shag me all nite long
f***in fill my hole again

(chorus)
(Chorus)

oh baby ur the 1
u still turn me on
u can fill my hole again

****END****

I have waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy 2 much time on my hands

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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oh. my. god.

nic, you're a lyrical genius. someone phone sharon osbourne, quick!

x

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NickyDyke85


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hehehehe :o) cheers

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AliceH


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Impressive use of rhyming there, Nic!

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NickyDyke85


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I should try it out on karoke... but i cant sing, any1 else wanna sing it?

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ChipsAndLube


Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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why sing when you can rap?!

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NickyDyke85


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True am gonna have 2 get sum practice in, mite even try n sing it 2 the tune, ya never know, i cud b on top of pops, watch this space...





















Nothing much happenin is there???

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thaidave


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Hehehe! Nic you have a gift!
A very scary horny gift! But a gift nevertheless!

Really should get back to writing that essay!

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NickyDyke85


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cheers dave :o) I have got a pretty dodgy talent there eh?

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thaidave


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the dodgiest darling, the dodgiest

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By the way, how in the name of god have you managed to rack up 145,000 posts in the time you've been here! Ladbrokes have stopped taking bets that your gonna be the number 1 poster in europe by the end of ze year!
We should give you a special star

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NickyDyke85


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I have my special ways of doin it :D Ohhhhh n just for further information every1... I've nearly cracked singin it in tune!!!!!

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NickyDyke85


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dave babe, wots wi the dodgy kinda french accent?

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NickyDyke85


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Hey Hey thought I'd kick this back in2 action cos theres been talk of doin this 4 charity... excitin news, I can sing it in time wi the music now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets roll on the band n make a go of it!!

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i can play the bongos.

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NickyDyke85


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Wanna b part of the band?

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I'm gonna organise a meeting for this... will keep you posted as need permission from LGBT comittee in order to make it official event i'm thinking. Lots of interest though so don't see why not xxx

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NickyDyke85


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yeah go 4 it :o) push 4 us 2 do a video 4 it n all, am thinkin Adam in drag 4 the 1st verse cud b really fittin, wud b much better than the boring video by atomic kitten even if that kinda fit 1 wer in it

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