Little Johnny walks into the bathroom were his mum is taking a bath.

"Get out!", his mother yells.

"No!, says little Johnny, "Not until you tell me what that is?" he adds, pointing at her crotch.

"Get out, you dirty little bugger." his mum yells again.

"Nope. Not until you tell me what that is?" he says again.

This goes on, backward and forward, until his mum gets an idea and says,

"Okay, Johnny, I'll tell you what this is if you'll just leave, okay?"

Alright, I'll leave if you tell me what THAT is?" he says pointing at her crotch again.

"Well," says his mother, getting a very pious look on her face, "that's were God hit me with an axe."

Wow, f.ucking good shot, Mum, right in the c.unt!"

it didn't take you long did it dear?

-ThaiDave- (won't let me log in)

God.... That's horrible.....
But funny.

Why shouldn't you wear Y Fronts in Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl Fallout...

What goes *click*, have I done it? *click* have I done it? *click* have I done it?...

A blind man with a rubix cube...

some of you may have heard that before...its faberleuse I tell you!xx

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Originally posted by: NickyDyke85
"its a good un, i'd put the kylie one back up but its been deleted twice now..."

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I wonder why... Are they extremely depressed that they missed the Kylie concert?