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Hello everybody. I know everybody has become close during the first semester but I was wondering whether it would be at all possible to accept one with a heart of gold amogst your midst. My name is Margaret. I am intelligent, witty, loveable and a bear. I know that within the gay community bears are sometimes shunned but I truely hope that you can find it in your hearts to accept me. My hobbies include eating, swimming, hibernating and walking in the snow. I hope to see you all soon, maybe around Hyde Park of an evening and wish you all a truely splendid Christmas.

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Theres always room 4 more, plenty of acceptance n love 2 go round here, welcome 2 the society :o) Look forward 2 seein u in new year

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Hi Margaret!

I like eating too.

John K xxx

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eatings good :o) ben's buggered off 2day but left me a veg chillin in the freezer, was nice apart from been loaded wi mushrooms, i foooookin hate mushrooms

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I like Mushrooms!

Maaahgrit! Mahgrit!
































Yes!

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Mushrooms r absolutley rank!

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mushrooms are great and they go with everything

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oh and can i just say as a word of advice to you margret stay away from nic. she rapes bears!

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yeah bears, old ladies, gay men... everything u can think off apat from women n mushrooms cos they r vile

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mushrooms ming

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here here. mushrooms are rank. you might as well be eating athlete's foot. it's a ****ing fungus for god's sake.

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"mushrooms are great and they go with everything"


They're like a H&M top!

Anyway, welcome to the LGBT, Margaret. Hope you stay sane.

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mushrooms look like dead slugs - eew. but jenny makes me eat thm any way. so many jokes available about eating horrible things, i am resisting the urge.

ps. hello margaret - hope you come to some of our events. it is always nice to see new faces :)

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i thought that the b in lgbt stood for bi-sexual and not bear. you live and learn!

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tis true, mushrooms rank alongside prawns as the most grossest food ever

tis minging, minging i say

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ah, i love mushrooms and prawns. you know what do ming tho, peas. vile vile vile.

welcome margaret

love all xx

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Mushrooms r disgusting! Adam i totally disagree with u bout the prawns, i love em (no jokes bout lesbians n fish please)

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i dont know any jokes about blind lesbians in fish markets, sorry Nic

but i do think my hatred of seafood of any kind has had a small effect my sexuallity

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are sailors n things tastin of sailors included in that? if not i highly recommend u try drinkin a salty lassie from this indian place i went 2 wi liz, jenny, annie, hils n joe... u'd seriously think again

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im sorry but just read that and the thought of nic lapping up a salty lassie just made my guts lurch.

no offence nic you know i love you!

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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lassie as in the dog or as in another member of the carpet munching community (MoCMC)?

munch munch. hmm, willies aren't actually all they're cracked up to be

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Hello again everybody. I would just like to say how nice everyone has been in welcoming me to the society. I am really looking forward to meeting you lovely people and I shall be around in the new year. Is there a freshers event or bazaar where I can sign up to the society?

Enjoy your mince pies -- I know I will!

M.

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Welcome Margaret!!! Nic doesn't really rape bears, she just claims to!

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yeah, it's all just machismo.

by the way, is margaret real? or is she like santa claus?

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"yeah, it's all just machismo.

by the way, is margaret real? or is she like santa claus?
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You have to believe in Margaret. Every time someone says he doesn't believe in Margaret, a Margaret drops dead somewhere in the world.

(Watch out, Dave's mum.)

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I am real..... i am surprised that you doubt me, although i am not quite as exciting as santa claus

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Margaret, I think it's great that you've become involved, because you've proved that there are genuine people out there who aren't afraid of us benders.

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aww margaret's cute, i want a hug!

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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mum, is that you? please don't embarrass me in front of all my bendy friends. no stories about wiping my bum or what i shouted in the post office in front of that man in a wheelchair.

ta chuck x

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Your mum is a lesbian who thinks she's a bear? (No offence Margaret of course! look 4ward 2 meeting u in th enew year )

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"I am real..... i am surprised that you doubt me, although i am not quite as exciting as santa claus"


sorry if i offended you margaret. i do believe in you, i really do.

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hehe now Margaret won't bring you any xmas presents

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hi margaret if you copy and paste this link you will see how happy i am that you have joined our select group

http://www.chrisruzin.net/images/uploads/dancing_boy.gif

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hehehehe! where did u get the footage of my uncle?

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I dont claim 2b a rapist, u lot started it, i jus joined in....

Will b good 2c u in new year margret, about the stall 2 join us, its in leeds city markets about 3am, bring a drink n rest will b sorted from there, joking

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next term we should get militant and go round town banging a big pink drum and make ppl join or face the wrath of Nic

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Or a steel drum band that plays the YMCA whilst waving rainbow flags and whooping with joy...

because we wouldn't be lynched

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and we gotta go breeder bashin, be proper militant, make the str8's fear us

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One, two, gays are coming for you
Three, four, better jump for more
Five, six, gonna suck some d1cks
Seven, eight, we're gonna fvck the hate.

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i dont think we want freddy kruger on the gay scene thank you - would you wanna b fingered by him?

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I reckon it's a subculture thing. Right there with roleplaying death scenes in the Scream Trilogy with Shining Here's Johnnying mixed in.

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and this thrad started out so nicely. what happened guys? lol

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true, shall we get back to the original point of welcoming margaret again?

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nah its much more fun talkin bout freddy kruger n fingerin, how fookin painfull wud that b? u'd b sufferin from internal bleedin for months

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I always thought ETs finger with the red bit on the end looked kinda like a c0ck.

That'd be cool.


Phone home.

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i wonder what's worse - fingering from freddy kruger, or oral from hannibal lector?

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fingerin from freddy, at least hannibal lecter knows the best way 2 eat people (out!)

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I heard PeterJ walked in on Margaret the Bear "phoning home."

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mad

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" Is there a freshers event or bazaar where I can sign up to the society?


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How camp would it be to call our stall on the Freshers Fair, a 'Bazzar'

Ooooohh that reminds me, we'll be needing volunteers for it - decorating, sitting on the stall, making up goodie bags, etc etc.

Anyone fancy it?



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