A humble hello

Adam · *Censored*

RE: A humble hello

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

sounds ace! am up 4 it!

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

RE: Fingering

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

RE: A humble hello

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

the day nic can pull a 'straight' face i'll shag goofy.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Am gonna practice now jus 2c that happen, i'll make ya regret sayin it lol

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

*has vision of nic daubing lippy all over her face and creosoting her eyelashes*

'i'm a lady'

lol x

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

go nick sum car stereos :oP

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

i'll get ya a goodmans for twenty nicker. place your orders now, ladies and gents.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

am alr8 cheers, thanks 4 offer tho :oP

Fairie · Poster

Don't trust Margaret. She's not what she seems.
If the white haired b!tch knows what's good for her, she'll avoid me. Otherwise, she'll end up in bear hell, where they're made to dance on hot coals with rings through their noses, and wear silly chequered trousers and Burberry scarves like Rupert, and there are NO marmalade sandwiches.

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I think that last post confirms my suspicions!

even though I can't spell!!!

Fairie · Poster

Why might you be suspicious, Mr John?
I'm sure I've done nothing untoward.

Adam · *Censored*

Margaret has been nothing but polite and curteous to all scoiety members and this is how she is repayed? You sir are a bear facist and should be slapped accordingly.

Margaret · Forum Member

Oh my, I am terribly sorry Faerie if I have caused you any untoward offence, it is far from my intention to upset any members of this society, as you have all been so welcoming towards me until now. I do hope that in time you will come to see me in a more positive way, as I am sure that we could grow to become friends in time. Please tell me you can find it in your heart to give a bear a chance?

Margaret · Forum Member

I must also say that I do not belive that slapping people will solve Faerie's deep routed emotional problems, I would much prefer to see love used as a tool to help such people rather than violence. I would like to think of myself as a bear with a lot of love to share, and hope that you would consider me as somebody who could be of help to you rather than as an enemy, as I do feel saddened that you could think ill of me.

Fairie · Poster

on the contrary margaret the only thing that i would love is to see you flayed alive. ever since the day a maurauding pack of polar bears invaded my fairy village and decapitated my mother i have felt the need for vengence!!!! i can see the family resemblance between you and your murdering kin. but then again you all look alike to me!

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

i think that you should just lay off margaret she is the nicest most kind bear that i have ever met in my life. i beliebe that if there were more people like her in the wold then we would be living in a better place!!

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

quote:
Originally posted by: inlowercase
"i think that you should just lay off margaret she is the nicest most kind bear that i have ever met in my life. i beliebe that if there were more people like her in the wold then we would be living in a better place!!"

someone's angling for a free glacier mint. ignore him, margaret, he only wants you for your fur.

Adam · *Censored*

I feel sure threatening to kill other society member's is a breach of forum rules.

falafel · Gay Lord

quote:
Originally posted by: inlowercase
"i think that you should just lay off margaret she is the nicest most kind bear that i have ever met in my life. i beliebe that if there were more people like her in the wold then we would be living in a better place!!"

Bromley?

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

quote:
Originally posted by: Adam
"I feel sure threatening to kill other society member's is a breach of forum rules."

It is indeed Adam.

I will warn posters only once that a post which a moderator feels breaks forum rules. (See 'Forum Rules' thread) will be deleted.

Whether your post is meant to be a joke or not is irrelevant.

I will also take this oppurtunity to remind posters that they should only use one screen name on this forum, and not create fake or multiple screen names in order to wind people up or cause argument.

Enough Ranting!

I better get dressed!

Date: Tue Jan 25 16:28 2005

does bear taste as good as veal? if so, i'm for a slap-up bear supper.

carniverous, leeds x

Margaret · Forum Member

Come and stick your head between my furry thighs and find out for yourself, one is in need of a good fisting. Call me on 01132424440 or 01132455103 to arrange a date time and place, bring alot of crack though I am back on the devils dandruff!

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

i get so cold in bed at this time of year that i'm considering pretending to be a lesbian with a particular interest in tundra-dwelling mammals just to be able to cuddle margaret at night.

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

lol. i hope i never get that cold. not that i am saying that i dont find you attractive margaret its just that i find the though of kissing you on the fishy minge makes me gip! you can always come over to mine mike!!!

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

it's not her fishy minge i'm interested in, it's her warm snugglable fur. and frankly, drew, you don't have that.
and don't mention dale. he may be hairier than brian blessed in a cotton wool factory, but i have my limits.