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yongee


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why am i a newbie??? a third year newbie thats pathetic.. how do i get out of this shameful title?

ah i suppose im too intimidated to go to coffeehour to socialise (or workin) hence the name newbie. oh well!

this site is funny hoever, apart from not understandin any fo the private jokes but never mind..

quick question; if u go for a HIV test, do they stick a big rod down ur knobbly? i thought all it took was a blood test.. know i gotta go hav it done cuz apparently everyone should, but the idea.. yikes. mayb it dont hurt so much? i dont no.

hope u dont mind a 'stranger' here gibberin on about nothin'

p.s. t'was nice seein yer again Pete. O and cant wait till Paul gets back with his highly energetic dance routine performed at mission usually hehe...

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To get outta newbie ratings post random **** everywhere, i was a newby jus a few weeks ago, look at me now am the HRH of GAY.

Erm HIV tests, its just a blood test luv, notin gets stuck down anything else.

N u shud come n join in, in the new year, we dont bite (hard, or unless u pay us)

Btw am Nic, hello :o) i talk loadsa **** n will talk 2 any1

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yongee


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how would you know you are a woman!!

the idea of somethin up ur johnson.. and what, do u have to have wood for it? i mean, its traumatising!!!

besides all that, thanx nic, good 2 meet yer

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Nic's a girl??? I'm stunned!

She is however right, a HIV test is as simple as a blood test... no sticks down knobs, unless the doctor is really into incense.....

but thats another story!

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Incencse? Like those sticks you burn that make you cough?

Well, a HIV test is blood only, but a sexual health screening (tests you for most STI's) sometimes does involve a swab of your knob pipe (ohh i like that word!)!

whoo!

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this site is funny hoever, apart from not understandin any fo the private jokes but never mind..

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its mostly 'Little Britain' quotes or something that happened at an event. Like the whole 'Rug Rap' saga. (I stole the sign, lest yee forget!)

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NickyDyke85


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Yeah am a girl... did u not notice the dirty pillows?

Its true John stole the rug rap sign but i wore it round my neck, told random breeders 2 stay aware n sold it 4 2pints in the eldon

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PeterJ


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Yeah John's right as far as I know.
I only ever went for the Full Screening(TM), and they stuck a swab thing up my pipe, but if you want to go & get tested for HIV, I recommend you actually get the full screening because just cos you don't have HIV doesn't mean you're not clear of gonorrhea, chlamydia, hepatitis etc (oh what a fun life we lead).

and re: the rod thing up yr tube, it's kinda like a cotton swab but not quite as soft, i'm not gonna lie yes it does hurt but it's over in a second or two. And it's worth it to know you've not got the STI of the week (i really can't remember which one that swab was testing for).
The most traumatic thing for me was the blood test! My body packed in and I fainted (proper fainting NOT wimpy fainting!)

Which reminds me, i think i'm due.

-- Edited by PeterJ at 05:45, 2004-12-17

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NickyDyke85


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I dont mind needles n blood tests etc, used 2 have tests ran on me every 2 weeks when i worked at hospital cos i worked on nut wards n wards where people had the nastiest of nasties (its amazin the amount of **** u catch am now pretty much immune 2 most stuff, which is y i can survive livin wi kitchen in our flat)

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i think we should sell nic's kitchen for children in need. or pour boiling water on the floor and make soup. then give it to tramps for a bit of chrimbo good will

my boyfriend's surname is dye, and when he went for an HIV test they asked him how to spell his name. the nurse's exact words were, "it that die as in death?" god bless the NHS

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NHS r gr8, been in LGI's a&e bit (again) 2nite, turns out they'd put "male" on my a&e form 1st time round, NOT impressed!

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you should have flashed them!

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My first blood test that i can actually remember the woman kept telling me it was just going to be a little scratch...And then scraped a great big needle into my arm..I was not happy..

And Nick... someone in my year at school got a letter addressed to Mr Alice Valentine..people are very cleverxx

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i know, had it 2nite from sum drunk breeder woman, back home, was drunk enuff 2 show her i wernt a bloke... bouncers wernt 2 amused, oh well

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