To recap

The quest for the pink diamond is crucial as it has the power of gay and will protect society from being overrun by breeders. We have saved Queen adam from the dragon who turned out to be her brother and deeply in love with her (ewww) and defeated the guardian of the pink diamond the fearsome rugrap beast. However the diamond was stolen by the Dark lord trinity John K, Dave and Hils, king Alberto and his court set out in pursuit to find the perpetrators in Queens court.

Phil in his shiny new suit of armour finally made it to Queens court and managed to find Emily who had been warned to look out for him. UNfortunately due to the length of time that phil had kept emily waiting she had decided to do something productive and was near the end of her third 10000 word dissertation, how amazing the word GAAAAAYYYYYYYY is. When Phil interrupted her Emily pressed the wrong key by accident and deleted the entire thing. This made the lovely Emily much vexed with phil however the fashionability of his armour soon persuaded her to forgive him.

Phil made his way along the corridor and up the dark stairs and beheld in horror the sight of the entire royal court, petrified and covered in cobwebs. Phil realised in horror that the doorway had been enchanted and anyone who stepped through would be petrified, looking further into the room he saw that the threee dark lords had also suffered the same fate. What could he do, the greatest wizard in the land Joe had been trapped as well. Phil turned around to go back and get help from those faithful lords guarding the kingdom in Rm 5 of the ARC. EMily appeared in front of him and blocked his path. "I need you in my collection to make it complete, then it can be sold on ebay" she cackled as she pushed him through the doorway. There was a blinding flash and suddenly the spell was broken as phil's shiny armour was so fashionable that it destroyed the spell entirely.