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i love the boys who do.
i love the boys who don't.
i hate the boy who says he will,
and then he says he won't.
but the boy i like the best of all,
and i think youll say im right.
is the boy who says he never does
but he looks as though he might!


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he he

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who wrote that?

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good poem

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You best sima!

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Raunchy!! (Kind of)

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I like the boys who ponder,
i like the boys who dream,
I like the boys who walk in shrifts
And talk, disguising what they mean.

I like the boys who act direct,
I like the boys who are select,
I like the boys that can't detect
The meaning, although clear...

I like the boys who smile,
I like the boys who cheer,
I love you all and wish you a
Fab xmas a ****ed up new year!



White wine and little britain taking their toll! lol!

Dust anyone? no?

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I like the boys who take the time
to smile as i pass
I like the sweet and gentle boys
who take it up the ass

i'm a poet really


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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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wrong, so so wrong!

Love Thaidave x

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i love boys who are adventurous
they’re the ones i like to kiss
but not ones so adventurous that
they are into p1ss!


-- Edited by inlowercase at 23:49, 2004-12-20

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quote:
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"wrong, so so wrong!

Love Thaidave x
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oh please, you're not the only 1 who can write poems u know

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i like the boys who play the game
the boys who play to win
I like the boys who know they've won
as cum drips down their chin

move over shakespeare

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You best sima!

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I don't like boys.
I like the boy who walks in tune
with the afternoon breeze,
the boy who doesn't know where he's going
but who knows that before the twilight
the charm of love oozes from a chimney.

(Who said poetry had to rhyme?)


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"wrong, so so wrong!

Love Thaidave x
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Why is Thai Dave posting as Dave the treasurer?! or vice versa?!

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because they have been having naughty dave sex together - hey that should be a vicious rumour!

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i hate the boys who sleep around and kick me out of bed
i hate the boys, and like the girls, i'll become a breeder instead

god i am so fooking bored (its either post this crap or continue to make notes on beethoven)

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I myself have posted as Dave,
Because here it is i dwell,
Although without you guys around,
This life resembles hell...

I am disturbed by adams rhyme,
though it connotes some come [OOH ERRR!]
Reminds me quietly (in due time)
Of the way which we succumb.

I'm slightly drunk, i've had some wine,
we've been watching Peter Kay,
Although, Richard, my darling, dear,
every dog has his day,

I'm posting as dave, (apparently)
because, as you clearly see,
The world, revolves, loves, unfolds,
And so we walk our way!!!!

Incidentally..... mushrooms, dont ming!
A weed called morning glory on the other hand.....

sigh* Myself and Alberto will explain in coffee hour x

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I like the boy who never speaks
but keeps deep inside
the source of life.

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The dream i have, of butterflies, of stardust;
erodes, fragments, placates me.
Engulfs me, alone. I cry. I die...



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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i like the boys who steal
i love the dirty rats
in burberry and kappa
and rather into scat.

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i like the boys in baseball caps
and tracksuits tucked in socks,
i like the boys with hands down pants,
holding their own cocks.

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the boys i like
have sparkling eyes
and can make me laugh
the boys i like
aren't scared to cry
and don't think Steps are trash
the boys i like
are gentle and kind
and like to take control
the boys i like
speak their mind
and are the boys i like to hold

the boys i like
love to dance
and have a sense of style
the boys i like
take a chance
and own a lovely smile
the boys i like
are honest and true
and stay when life gets tough
the boys i like
like to like me too
and are the boys i like to love

mwah xx

(p.s. 3 days til Xmas!!)

-- Edited by Phil at 00:01, 2004-12-22

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Impressed by the Maths student's command of poetry!

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U shud all publish a poetry book of ur contributions! Dint know u wer all so talented :o)

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Proof that I have too much time on my hands:

Once upon a wensday boring,
Woke with yawning, stopped the snoring,
Read the forum, browsed the sections,
Each as lurid as the last
Thought I’d read the ‘boys I like’
Thought (considering which fiend wrote it)
That the page would be a blast!
When I got there, read the score,
Such dirty poems not seen before!

Although guys I like are plenty,
Most of them now over twenty,
Boys in school I remember liking,
I did not tell for fear of striking,
God I’m getting old, though not as old as some blokes here
I’ve read your poems, such skill and wit… does not seem to here appear
Time for grace, for style, for more,
Although some of you I’ll no doubt bore

I’ve got a thing, I don’t know why,
For gelled back hair, so shallow I,
But what I seek, all said and done,
Is someone who likes trekkie fun,
Though I’m a geek, a fact which I will first acknowledge,
I’d like a guy who has a fair bit of the old computing knowledge,
And though there is, oh so much more,
That is the guy that I’d fall for

And then there’s music, as most y’all know,
Classics through to the concert show,
Pop and rock don’t hold a candle,
To pieces soft, or deep, (no Handel!)
So this is how I would describe he who would my life enhance
Though doubt and fear tells me I’ve not got a chance!
I hope this post’s struck some rapport,
Your own response I’ll now explore.
~~FIN~~

-- Edited by auroboros at 17:27, 2004-12-22

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Nic I have written u a poem in my infinite boredom!

The girls I like will catch my eye across a crowded floor
The girls I like are beautiful but dance like dirty whores
The girls I like will flirt with me with subtle smiles and winks
Not noticing the powder now dissolving in their drinks

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Smooth Adam, very smooth...

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"Nic I have written u a poem in my infinite boredom!

The girls I like will catch my eye across a crowded floor
The girls I like are beautiful but dance like dirty whores
The girls I like will flirt with me with subtle smiles and winks
Not noticing the powder now dissolving in their drinks
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The perfect girl would play football, and know the way to score,
The perfect girl would love rug-rap and always ask for more;
The final words of this perfect girl, would be lost upon my bed,
You'll never hear them again retold, for the victim now is dead.



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Ur both bastards :oP lovin the poems Ad & Dave, ur poetic geniuses lol

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The girls I like are lovely girls they taste like sunshine dust
A trusting face and winning smile really area a must
Now if you have these features we really could go far
As you drink your drink, get woosey and get piled into my car


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lol Drew thats good that

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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im glad you like it. i will dedicate it to you.

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Cheers :o)

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this thread would b a brilliant GCSE English poetry anthology, sure as hell liven things up instead of havin 2 learn "the wooden box" or wotever the **** it was by Thomas Hardy in school, drove me round bed that did

-- Edited by ChipsAndLube at 18:43, 2004-12-28

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I like the girls who hold my hand
when no one would otherwise,
who whisper on my ear, softly:
"some day, honey, some day."

-- Edited by AlbyFC at 21:35, 2004-12-29

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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hahahahahahahahahaha!

am i the only one to notice that alberto, having passed the 200 posts mark, now has the title of 'big gay al'?

god one gets boring when one is 24 x

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I did notice! (Obviously.) It's so nice to finally be able to be myself.

God! How bad to pronounce was that sentence?

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What my friend texted me one day. Don't know the exact lines, which is shame.
Some boys lead and others fallow
Some boys bring joy and sorrow
But the best boy for you is the one
that suck and swallow.

Made my day.

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The boys i like have subtle smiles
And secrets not yet told...
Liking Gwen is always a plus,
As is not being bald....



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the boys i like dont like me;

Or do they?

Modernist Poetry

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quote:
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"the boys i like dont like me;

Or do they?

Modernist Poetry
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Boys,
The male species,
A forbidden country,
Doom.
Yes, is that the horizon?
No, tis a cat, eating a scone....

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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haiku

would boys were tree bark--
in the chill of wintertime
they would not be apples

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The boys I like are made of paper.
Poetry is written by subconscious ladybirds.
Who am I? The first person you read on the page.
You'll read these lines and forget them and
deconstruct them with your theoretical love.

Postmodernist poetry :oP

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i´m reviving this thread for absolutely no good reason at all!!

I like the guy who shows me thing
i never thought i´d know,
and better still i like the guy whose
preference is to blow...
but then i also like the guy
who´s big and strong and tough,
with kinks and whips and chains and ****
he´ll give it to me rough!

but what about the girls out there
for whom the cvnt is best?
i´m sure they´d like to get some minge
before their daily rest!
so here´s a toast to **** and cock -
forest-like, trimmed or bald -
and may your kinky ****ing days
last until you´re grey and old!

sash
xxx

(god, i know i should be working, but...)

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boys are rubbish
don't let them in
get rid of them
liars will be eaten by wolves


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If you're cruel, I like you more;
I'll give my heart when I feel a whore.
If you want me for your lover,
Fuck me first, then **** me over.

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The boys I like are not boys but men
Strong, Athletic and caring ye ken
Tall, dark and handsome, rocks my boat
FIdelity too keeps me afloat.
Someone to cuddle, someone to hold
Who will be with me throughlife til I'm old
What i want seems pure fantasy
but somewhere out there is the guy for me


Well I hope so anyway

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The boys I like
Are clean, and nice.
That's all I ask.
I don't mind
As long as they wash,
And buy me dinner.
(Once in a while,
I mean,
It doesn't have to be
Every day).

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the boys i like have slicked back smiles,
yellow and tarred,
they float in the brokeblack, break back river,
and scarred,
to touch dark fossiles of lost continents,
desireless familiars,
never thought to utter or think,
grey as olws,
singing hymns to hell, wind and the sea.

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the boys i like are stupid
because all boys are stupid
but then i am a boy
making me doubly stupid for chasing stupid boys
hence why i am posting on the forum
when I should be finishing me essay
which is about god, who is possibly male
and therefore possibly stupid

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The boys I like
have massive knobs
and preferably no STDs.

~fin~

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