i love the boys who do. i love the boys who don't. i hate the boy who says he will, and then he says he won't. but the boy i like the best of all, and i think youll say im right. is the boy who says he never does but he looks as though he might!
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don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
I don't like boys. I like the boy who walks in tune with the afternoon breeze, the boy who doesn't know where he's going but who knows that before the twilight the charm of love oozes from a chimney.
(Who said poetry had to rhyme?)
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'I've discovered the secret of life. A lot of hard work, a lot of sense of humor, a lot of joy and a whole lot of tra la la.' Kay Thompson
the boys i like have sparkling eyes and can make me laugh the boys i like aren't scared to cry and don't think Steps are trash the boys i like are gentle and kind and like to take control the boys i like speak their mind and are the boys i like to hold
the boys i like love to dance and have a sense of style the boys i like take a chance and own a lovely smile the boys i like are honest and true and stay when life gets tough the boys i like like to like me too and are the boys i like to love
Once upon a wensday boring, Woke with yawning, stopped the snoring, Read the forum, browsed the sections, Each as lurid as the last Thought I’d read the ‘boys I like’ Thought (considering which fiend wrote it) That the page would be a blast! When I got there, read the score, Such dirty poems not seen before!
Although guys I like are plenty, Most of them now over twenty, Boys in school I remember liking, I did not tell for fear of striking, God I’m getting old, though not as old as some blokes here I’ve read your poems, such skill and wit… does not seem to here appear Time for grace, for style, for more, Although some of you I’ll no doubt bore
I’ve got a thing, I don’t know why, For gelled back hair, so shallow I, But what I seek, all said and done, Is someone who likes trekkie fun, Though I’m a geek, a fact which I will first acknowledge, I’d like a guy who has a fair bit of the old computing knowledge, And though there is, oh so much more, That is the guy that I’d fall for
And then there’s music, as most y’all know, Classics through to the concert show, Pop and rock don’t hold a candle, To pieces soft, or deep, (no Handel!) So this is how I would describe he who would my life enhance Though doubt and fear tells me I’ve not got a chance! I hope this post’s struck some rapport, Your own response I’ll now explore. ~~FIN~~
-- Edited by auroboros at 17:27, 2004-12-22
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He lied to us through song. I HATE when people do that!
Nic I have written u a poem in my infinite boredom!
The girls I like will catch my eye across a crowded floor The girls I like are beautiful but dance like dirty whores The girls I like will flirt with me with subtle smiles and winks Not noticing the powder now dissolving in their drinks
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quote: Originally posted by: Adam "Nic I have written u a poem in my infinite boredom!
The girls I like will catch my eye across a crowded floor The girls I like are beautiful but dance like dirty whores The girls I like will flirt with me with subtle smiles and winks Not noticing the powder now dissolving in their drinks"
The perfect girl would play football, and know the way to score, The perfect girl would love rug-rap and always ask for more; The final words of this perfect girl, would be lost upon my bed, You'll never hear them again retold, for the victim now is dead.
The girls I like are lovely girls they taste like sunshine dust A trusting face and winning smile really area a must Now if you have these features we really could go far As you drink your drink, get woosey and get piled into my car
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don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
this thread would b a brilliant GCSE English poetry anthology, sure as hell liven things up instead of havin 2 learn "the wooden box" or wotever the **** it was by Thomas Hardy in school, drove me round bed that did
-- Edited by ChipsAndLube at 18:43, 2004-12-28
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Nic - Union Council LGBT Assembly Chair
Contact me at - lgbt.assembly@leeds.ac.uk / nicturner_85@hotmail.com
What my friend texted me one day. Don't know the exact lines, which is shame. Some boys lead and others fallow Some boys bring joy and sorrow But the best boy for you is the one that suck and swallow.
Made my day.
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I've got a sweet poison cake, gonnabe high Take me higher higher I've got a sweet creature song, It's a lemon, lemon lemon & I scream
The boys I like are made of paper. Poetry is written by subconscious ladybirds. Who am I? The first person you read on the page. You'll read these lines and forget them and deconstruct them with your theoretical love.
Postmodernist poetry :oP
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'I've discovered the secret of life. A lot of hard work, a lot of sense of humor, a lot of joy and a whole lot of tra la la.' Kay Thompson
i´m reviving this thread for absolutely no good reason at all!!
I like the guy who shows me thing i never thought i´d know, and better still i like the guy whose preference is to blow... but then i also like the guy who´s big and strong and tough, with kinks and whips and chains and **** he´ll give it to me rough!
but what about the girls out there for whom the cvnt is best? i´m sure they´d like to get some minge before their daily rest! so here´s a toast to **** and cock - forest-like, trimmed or bald - and may your kinky ****ing days last until you´re grey and old!
sash xxx
(god, i know i should be working, but...)
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Three things that mark the Good Man: Truth, Honour and Love
The boys I like are not boys but men Strong, Athletic and caring ye ken Tall, dark and handsome, rocks my boat FIdelity too keeps me afloat. Someone to cuddle, someone to hold Who will be with me throughlife til I'm old What i want seems pure fantasy but somewhere out there is the guy for me
The boys I like Are clean, and nice. That's all I ask. I don't mind As long as they wash, And buy me dinner. (Once in a while, I mean, It doesn't have to be Every day).
the boys i like have slicked back smiles, yellow and tarred, they float in the brokeblack, break back river, and scarred, to touch dark fossiles of lost continents, desireless familiars, never thought to utter or think, grey as olws, singing hymns to hell, wind and the sea.
the boys i like are stupid because all boys are stupid but then i am a boy making me doubly stupid for chasing stupid boys hence why i am posting on the forum when I should be finishing me essay which is about god, who is possibly male and therefore possibly stupid
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