I love the boys who dance all night
I love the boys who sing
I love the boys that are just plian nice
cos the nasty ones all ming

But alas i find no nice boys here
and there are none accross the sea
they all turned out to be wankers
or are into poo and wee

so sod the boys in QC
stuff the boys in Fiber
screw the ones in burberry caps
and the ones that drink larger

im sick and tired of all these mongs
their getting on my twat
so il move my ass to hebden bridge
and buy a ****ing cat

Chris the lesbian lover

I like the boy who´s
nice but firm, and
generally not a twat -
it also helps if all such
boys don´t have a thing
for scat...

Boys with piercings turn
me on, I think it´s fvcking
mint;
with dreads, or curls, hair
short or long, as long as they
don´t squint!

i like the odd boys, cute boys,
bad boys, the ones who
don´t conform -
one day i think i might just have
one f*** me on
the lawn...

lol. i´m in a smutty mood. apologies!

stash
xxx

AlbyFC wrote:

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I took a friend to Hebden Bridge a few days ago. We were looking for lesbians, but we couldn't find any. We made a hilarious video about it. At one point, she went like: "there go two dykes, one dressed up as a mature man, and the other one as a boy".

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Please tell me I'm not the only person who has no ieda what Hebden Bridge is, or even where it is......................

As i was going to QC
I met a boy who was fecked on E
I did declare your such a Tvvat
For chewing on your cheeks like that

So I turned around and walked away
Till I saw a defensless young gay
I moved in quick to remove the chance
That he would fall for that guy from france

I wooed him with vodka rum and beer
Till he did become all tipsy the poor deer

So I took the young boy back to my flat
And had my wicked way and that was that

But woes me for that one night of fun
Cost me my rolex so guess I was done

Incidently this is a fictitious poem as we have all seen me after a night out. I mean bloody hell most of the time i cant remember my name.

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-- Edited by Littlelatvian at 11:36, 2006-04-03

-- Edited by Littlelatvian at 11:37, 2006-04-03

I like boys
boys I like
do I like boys
I think I might

Prince charming
Well sometimes I wish hed rescue me
ride up on his on his horse
take me to a far away land
first class all the way of course

I dream hed be tall and dark
with deep and loving eyes
hed cuddle me in his strong arms
and would never tell me lies

We would grow up and buy a house
and then we would addopt
a little baby off ebay they come with push chair and cot
we would both work and clean the house every thing would be dandy
Id never have to worry about him playing away because he got a little randy

We would grow old watch our children grow
and look back over the past
and then retire to the country
untill we breath our last
then we would lay side by side for all eternity
and that would compleat my fairy tail and that would end my dream.

unfortunatly i know your all thinking the same thing.........................................................................................................................................................................................shame fairy tales dont come true

Me & Dom are going in2 the baby trade, for 50 grand u cud have ur very own, gorgeous, kinda intellegent completely mental but very sweet child... sod ebay, the frottage cottage breeding programme is beginning!

mary said what we were all thinking!

as usual

Scotty wrote:

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the boys i like are bloody ****s

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that could have been one of two things the first slvts the seccond vvankers either way both are true. just ask my ex meh

Dahhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrling! U'd be paying for a pedigree breed of child, not sum washed up 12yr old thai child who was formerly gary glitters cum dumpster

u better not be backing out of this marriage mister chris, just because my brtunette-esque-ness clashes with your goddamn sofa...we're gonna clash with it anyway, winkwink, lol!



splash
xxx

*raises hand*

MrDarcy wrote:

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The boys i like are dead.

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Once again you are scaring me............hmmmm

MrDarcy wrote:

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Verily! And in continuing veracity I continue to vitiate and vex, voicing volatile verities in this vernal time. Via vivid visions and, in vivo I continue to vivify this virulent verse with vim.

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oooh let me guess you just watched v for vendetta

I think it is quite hard too so I'm awarding you a shiny gay round of applause





Couldn't find a shiny gay star

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