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i'm such a twat. got an essay title about half way through last term, which my lecturer decided we had to hand in by 11.59 on 24th december. towards the end of last term i started to think about it, and even got as far as finding one journal article before getting p1ssed off with the web of science and going to watch little britain at drew's (it's all your fault, britton).

anyway, now on 22nd december i am at roughly the same point as i was three weeks ago, and still ****ing about on the forum instead of doing the bloody thing.
and i'm meant to be going to visit relatives tomorrow.

my question is, why am i so bad at doing work? surely i'm not the only one who leaves things until beyond the last minute? i need someone to come and kick me up the arse. and some stories about people in similar situations will make me feel better.

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well this wont help u much

but as immoral as one can b, i always used to fake my family member being ill hence getting an extension.. if ur friendly with ur tutor it mite work. u mite not b able to live with urself afterwards however.

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blow your tutor

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Wunt mind doin a couple of my tutors, wunt even do it 4 a dead line

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Hmm.... smells like fresh vagina in here!

I always procrastinate as well - but now i'm home, the swastika's are flying and the sisters engaged to a chav, work is looking like a lovely escapism!
I find a good way to do it is to break it up into 5 equal parts and take lengthy breaks between doing the parts!

You could of course, as the majority suggests, blow your tutor.

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Are you talking about my vagina?



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yeah we r adam cos its that huge

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it has its own tour guide

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i heard theres a small village up there 2, they've reported been sucked in2 the black hole of the universe but havent been found yet

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yes they are stuck in a strange 1950s time warp and it is full of swwet old ladies u just know are up to some big evil sinister plot which they attend to after the tea rooms close

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It's like waving a cocktail sausage down briggate..

As regards procrastination..I would like to awards myself a prize for being so good at it..I really can't motivate myself to work up until the last minute and I know I have to get it in...Once I get into it it's fine but I just don't go and do it.. Why god, why?! There's always something else to do for just 10 mins or 5 mins or till tomorrow..and then u realise uve only got 2 hours 2 get it finished.. Every time I hand something in on time I feel very impressed with myself.. I've always been like that.. Just call me lame. It's very hard to break a habit like wasting time...it's certainly all i know.

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am quite good at wastin time 2 n have 2 write bits n bobs in2 my essay xxxx

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Hi Shymike.

Everyone struggles with your problem of procrastinating their work. So don't feel alone! Sometimes it is only the final deadline that motivates students to get something done...but just a day or a few days before the deadline. You are using the pressure of the deadline to get it done.

But there are other ways of motivating yourself to start work earlier. People have different ways of doing this. Try breaking your essay down into smaller chunks that are more manageable. For example:-

1) Brainstrom what you already know of the subject
2) Identify what you don't know and need to find out.
3) Find books and articles that fill the gaps in your knowledge.
4) Divide books and articles into high, medium and low priority for reading.
5) Read high priority items first then medium and then low prioirty.
6) Make notes that are relevant to your essay only.
7) Re-draft your essay plan from your updated knowledge of the subject
8) Draft each paragraph...you can re-edit later so there's no need to perfect!
9) Get feedback on your essay from a friend or tutor if there's time left!
10) Re-read books for additional notes if appropriate.
11) Write the final draft of your essay.
12) Check for good spelling and grammer.
13) Don't forget the reference list!

Also, some people break down the stage of reading books into:- skimming and then thorough reading. But only thoroughly read the most important paragraphs and sections of the journal articles and books.

Once you have realised the different sections required for your essay, then allocate them a slot of time in your timetable...and be realistic! How long will it really take read the books? etc. Rewarding yourself for finishing each sub-task will give you the motivation to do it.

Different rewards:- Make yourself a tea or coffee, watch the tv for a bit, go for a walk, go for a drink in the pub with your mates, phone your friend, etc. Perhaps treat yourself to chocolate or your favourite meal. Rewards are a more pleasant way of motivating yourself do the work rather than relying on the final deadline to force yourself to do it.

For more help and techniques visit the skills website. www.leeds.ac.uk/skillscentre

Good luck with it!
Ben.

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wow, a thirteen point check list. thanks ben, i'll do my best to remember it all for next time....
you'll all be pleased to know (or not) that i've handed in the essay a full 6 hours before the deadline. go me.
unfortunately blowing the lecturer wasn't really an option, he being really rather disgusting. ben, if you know who john lloyd is, you'll understand me on this (fat greasy australian bloke, does the earth as an integrated environment module).

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Well done Mike!

I know which module you're talking about. There's lots of other Geographers having to do that work for the 24th December at midnight. It was a bit mean of him wasn't it?

I don't know what John looks like. But are there any Geography lecturers you would want to blow?! lol. i certainly can't think of any. Anyway, have a great xmas! You can rest and relax now.

Best wishes,
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i don;t have to blow my lecturers-- a good friend does that for me. you know who you are

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payin sum1 else 2do ya own dirty work, nice

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this may be the eggnog talking but i'm thick and from ULL. what the dedum is procrastination???

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(thick but still let lose with radiation nearly everyday. Sleep well)

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procrastination is the art of doing everything and yet doing nothing. it's about making a meal of the little things and generally avoiding the important things.

and i didn't pay him. he did it of his own accord in the disabled toilets in the shakin stevens building.

and x-ray dave must be the only person under 67 to get ****ed on egg-nog at christmas! you still comin to chris's for new year BTW?

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Which dictionary did you look in? Procrastination means simply to put off doing something. see www.dictionary.com

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ARGH!!! sorry, if this is the wrong thread, but i have to vent my frustration somewhere! i have done NO revision yet, yes i repeat NO revision, one more time, NO revision. and i really should but im just too lazy, i guess thats procrastination. still not quite sure what it means tho. and what is egg nog? isnt it like an american thing they have instead of milk at xmas or somet. heard it once in the simpsons, and prob friends, and still dont know what it is! is it nice?! sounds vile tbf.

any.hoo

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i looked in the dictionary of dave. or should that be daves, for we are many.

eggnog indeed sounds gross. i have no idea what it is, but i think it involves eggs and, erm, nogs.

if anyone can enlighten me as to what a nog is, then i'll probably reach nirvana or something. then again, i have a friend from nottingham who calls a lump of cheese a 'nog' of cheese. cheese and egg. in a drink? you can't be serious...

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ooh, yeh, lets turn this into the 'who-knows-what-the-hell-eggnog-is" thread instead of the procrastintion oh however you spell it thread. mmmm cheese and egg, tho not in a drink. ming. nog? sounds like something off harry potter. an ugly something, which would explain eggnog, as in egging a nog, tho not entirely sure you could drink it or if this has anything to do with eggnog really. oh dear, im babbling again. hmmmm. when should i have stopped?

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Good evening

Hi i never had eggnog i was actually a bit tipsy on whiskey and coke but i liked the sound of eggnog so i said it. I will indeed be at chris's on new year night without eggnog and hoping to have an excellent time. don't forget to send me the finer details like where does chris live (i remember standing outside his flat once but it was late and i was drunk and i can't remember) also time and all of that through my text contraption or snail mail.

And i think the nog in egg nog is a blended frog

back to the radiation

good night sleep well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and yes i am on the whiskey and coke again)

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nog n. - 1: a wooden pin pushed or driven into a surface 2: a wooden block built into a masonry wall so that joinery structure can be nailed to it

sounds like an, erm, a treat of a drink. does your throad hurt, dave?

****, there's me forgetting you're a well hard super hero who eats nails for breakfast ;)

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eggnog aside, i'm still in the throws of doing-nothing-ness.
got an exam tomorrow, so obviously thought it would be a great idea to stay in bed till 2 this afternoon, having done a grand total of 3 hours revision yesterday. now i've spent 2 hours in the library downloading more journal articles than i could possibly read in a month, which will no doubt sit on my memory stick unread while i while away the evening p1ssing about on the internet and worrying my little cotton socks off about passing tomorrow.
ah, the joys, the joys.

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Snap.

I'm surfing rather than typin!! I really need to finish this essay, but no doubt I'll not finish it till gone midnight after another 7 hours of procrastination, coronation street and digital spy.

Oh dear.....

And I have exams too!! Darn!

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and now i've just spent a further three quarters of an hour looking at cars i can't afford on ebay. woe is me.

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is it not student loan time soon I hear the shops calling me

Ive done bugger all work as well, and my flatmates are being geeky and making me look bad, im not sure if its me whos odd or them... probably them

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It's you.

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I went to get an eggnog late at starbucks once, hoping that i'd have alcohol in it. I get free starbucks a lot because I know the people that work there, so got a grande (otherwise known as HUGE). It was like a pint of eggnog. I don't know what i was doing drinking all that, but i did.

Felt kind of sick afterwards; then had to do Christmas shopping. Mad.

And yet I still, despite gorging over Christmas, managed to loose weight over Christmas.
I don't know how!

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"It's you."


No its them, i have been shopping whilst they slave over their books, which won't, in the great scheme of things, make them happy.

I lost weight over xmas despite the 30,000 odd mince pies I apparently got through

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And yet I still, despite gorging over Christmas, managed to loose weight over Christmas.
I don't know how!
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*Gives evil looks to Patrick*

ARRRGGGGHHHH!!


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The internet becomes all of a sudden interesting in comparison to revision! Ahhh, oh to fail a third year exam! :P

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i lost weight over christmas, and i must have eaten more mince pies than adam.

i'm being 'observed' next week in school. twice. fuçk. they have the power to remove me from school with immediate effect if the lesson goes rather badly. and they've chosen to observe the worst ever class in the history of humankind.

minimum wage here we come...

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"i lost weight over christmas, and i must have eaten more mince pies than adam.

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Don't worry, fatty, your more than making up for it now with the amount of crap u keep chucking down your neck!

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