Well I’m sitting here on my computer, well not on the computer cos that would be a bit inadvisable given the size of my enormous arse but you get the idea. So you can picture me here in my little Christmas cell, glass of champagne in one hand and a mince pie in the other, well, a bottle of Lambrini in one hand and a pot noodle in the other when I heard a noise coming from upstairs. It was coming from the roof but I had no idea what it was. So I went to go investigate as you can imagine thinking it was the jolly portly red-faced pedo Santa clause. You can imagine my horror when I found it not to be Santa at all but a dirty Chav robbing off with my video player. I’m well ****ed off!!!
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don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
That is awful!..Obviously I've had mobiles/wallets stolen at various times and for a bit it always feels like the end of the world/loss of faith forever in human nature..But I can't imagine what it must be like to actually hear/spot someone.. Hugs to you babe.. Not a nice thing to happen especially at this time of yuletide.. My dear friend Miss Kirkman came back to find muddy footprints on his bed one night..It's crap and you have all my sympathy, which I'm sorry will do absolutely nothing to make the situation seem any better! I hope the ghost of Christmas Chav comes and gives them a slap. take care poppet.x
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Shock me, shock me, shock me with that devious behaviour!!
(splodge9@aol.com)
hugs, honey. hope he slipped and died so he couldn't get his ambulance-chasing lawyer to sue your arse for making burglary entrances to your home hazardous.
scum. that's the only word for them.
chrimbo love to one and all x
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
and a lovely mess to boot!
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