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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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no, not adam's IQ (46, if you want to get down to minutiae) but the advets which appear at the top of our wonderful forum.

activeboard scans through the content of a page/thread and chooses commercial adverts accordingly. the only ones on the main topic page at the moment are for poetry - obviously we're all budding hughes and plaths!

either that or activeboard deems the rest of our ramblings here too innapropriate for the kind of adverts they use

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Hey! My IQ is 130 thankyou

And my adverts are all for amphibious cars and dirt bikes - what on earth do I want with a dirt bike???

awaits jokes about traction in the mud...

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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if you're on about dropping the anchor in poo bay, i don't think the forum is that intelligent

no, i see the same ads on this thread too. i meant the main page when you click 'forum' from the society's website.

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nope if i do that i get an offer 2 choose my baby's gender

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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your baby? and there was me thinking it was just the mince pies

maybe i've been out-smarted by the forum ads. i'll just go and eat worms...

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best un on these selected ad's wer a site bout bereavement when we wer doing the funeral/cremation songs thread

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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i just had to laugh at these ones:

Meet Randi Ettner, Ph.D. a transgender specialist.

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