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how was 2004 for you? [12 vote(s)]

f00king amazing, i tell thee!
16.7%
reet good
41.7%
i can't grumble
8.3%
so so
8.3%
nicht so gut
0.0%
hmm, could have been way better
0.0%
a bit shít to be honest
0.0%
if you were to ask me on a monday...
16.7%
horrendous. truly horrendous.
8.3%
i wish i was princess di. there were 3 of us in that marriage you know.
0.0%


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let's see how much attention people have been paying to the forum in 2004. on this, the penultimate day of the year i launch the LGBT FORUM QUIZ OF THE YEAR! the prize is a nosh off nic under the arches by the station. here goes:

1) name emily's ex hamster.
2) how much did nic sell her rug rap sign for?
3) what did thai dave get his drama teacher for xmas?
4) what drink is xray dave's christmas tipple?
5) what hairstyle does hils sport?

and now for the hard ones:

6) name helena and bob's band.
7) what are nic's two favourite of her own body parts (don't be rude now!)
8) what would it take to reunite the beatles?
9) name nádia almada's crap song which everyone raved about so much.
10) how old is your treasurer?

and now for the REALLY hard ones:

11) what is ross's favourite post cold war beverage?
12) which terrestrial channel showed the french film presque rien earlier this year?
13) name the chief lobbyist of australia's Victoria Gay and Lesbian Rights movement.
14) what is ASCII pr0n and what does ASCII stand for?
15) in what form was mount majestyk recounted to the gentlefolk of the shire?

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O.K, here's my shot.
8) what would it take to reunite the beatles?
Emotional maturity and more open-minded brains.

10) how old is your treasurer?
Easy, a little bit older than me, but not by that much. Hey, it's personality that counts, not the age.
I completely forgot this one. I think it was 23?



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Hallo, My Name's Goody

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And anyone who says Bungle for the hamster is just plain wrong! Shamone..

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indie hunk:

hahahaha, wrong on both counts! serves you right for answering the hard ones first!

who is this BTW? i can't even ascertain the gender of some of these silly screen names (mine included), never mind whether or not i know you!

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-- Edited by ChipsAndLube at 02:11, 2004-12-30

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good clue, emilia though i thought folk would say bungle. come home, i proper miss thee! x

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well I proper miss thou!! Hugs to my GAY Dave!.. xx

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lol
I've never heard hunk being used to describe a woman!
As for me, you should know. Hint: I like indie stuff.
As for you. Hmmmm.... Sexy, ripe, yet not too overdone. 24?

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Good clue...? Emily, did you name your hamster Bo'? Or Selecta by any chance?

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close...but actually no...Think along the lines of Bungle (which Dave thought was easier to pronounce than its actual name) and change one of the letters... *clue*-it's the letter 'g' - to something else.....

-- Edited by EmilyL at 02:21, 2004-12-30

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Erm... A...B...C... Bundle?


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*cue applause, the giving of flowers and a speech by the mayor*

i.e. correct answer.

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Great! So, it's not Jungle.

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Nope, definitely not... and it's not Sinbad either..

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lol, jungle the hamster. bundle is correct. just another 14 to go.

you're not japanese perchance?

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Dave is..that's why he asked...

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Wait, are you telling me that you are either 22 or 25?
And as for Presque Rien, it's Channel 4, wasn't it? They do Extreme Cinema and other interesting films.

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no, i'm being thick and not reading numbers properly. yes, i'm 24 :)

correct answers so far:

1) bundle
10) 24
12) channel 4

20% - must try harder :P my usual comment for such a mark would be 'see me' but i'm starting to get scared. i don't know who you are! x

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Well, have you read my msg that I sent you?
As for 20%. Well, I think I exhibit an alluring talent in different areas than in my ability to answer the quiz correctly. I'm quite sure you can bump up my grade by doing other things to make up. Would you like to see my skills in extracurricular activities?


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As for Hils hairstyle... I don't know the right way to describe it, so I didn't answer it. The sexy one!!! Is that good enough?

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3) am i right in saying nothing, just a card?
4) eggnog
5) bling
6) jean genet?
8) paul mccartney to hurry up and die
9)a little bit of action
10)very
11) communist coke
12)channel 4
13)is it pauline?
14)porn made of alphanumericalsymbolly characters from the keyboard
15) a mountin

i need to get out more

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can i ask as well - how can u be an indie hunk if ur location is the rave scene?

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I do like techno music. But my biggest passion is rock music. I like indie music, and hey I eat granola bars. And wear non-brand item clothes and boots. But the name comes from the fact that I like indie films.

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i am seeing holes in your story - next we will find out you weigh 7 stone and have no muscle tissue

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Originally posted by: Adam

"3) am i right in saying nothing, just a card?
4) eggnog
5) bling
6) jean genet?
8) paul mccartney to hurry up and die
9)a little bit of action
10)very
11) communist coke
12)channel 4
13)is it pauline?
14)porn made of alphanumericalsymbolly characters from the keyboard
15) a mountin

i need to get out more
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4) correct
5) noooooooooo!
6) correct
8) i'd like to say correct, but noooooooooo!
9) correct
10) bastard.
11) correct
12) correct
13) it most certainly is not! for god's sake man, read the question.
14) you can have half a mark for this answer. it's a two part question, remember.
15) noooooooooo! the hint is in the word 'recounted'

37% - nearly scraped a pass but you need to pull your finger out my son!

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I obviously don't look like the picture (I wouldn't be here will I? I would be somewhere else selling myself to some agency), and I know, it is not a scene from indie film.
As for holes in my story.
ChipsAndLube can tell me that I'm not lying!! I'm legit.

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legit like a nine bob note ;)

night folks. i have an appointment with the sandman x

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Originally posted by: ChipsAndLube

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4) correct
5) noooooooooo!
6) correct
8) i'd like to say correct, but noooooooooo!
9) correct
10) bastard.
11) correct
12) correct
13) it most certainly is not! for god's sake man, read the question.
14) you can have half a mark for this answer. it's a two part question, remember.
15) noooooooooo! the hint is in the word 'recounted'

37% - nearly scraped a pass but you need to pull your finger out my son!
"


dave my finger isnt in your son

-- Edited by Adam at 03:18, 2004-12-30

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"I obviously don't look like the picture (I wouldn't be here will I? I would be somewhere else selling myself to some agency), and I know, it is not a scene from indie film.
As for holes in my story.
ChipsAndLube can tell me that I'm not lying!! I'm legit.
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so you're an indie hunk who isnt a hunk and likes rave music? i will sue you under the trades description act

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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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you can shove your commas up your ginger hula!

love to one and both of yous. i'm really going to have to sleep now if i want to work tomorrow x

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Originally posted by: Adam

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so you're an indie hunk who isnt a hunk and likes rave music? i will sue you under the trades description act
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Just because I'm not Chris Evans doesn't mean that I am no hunk. According to the web dictionary, hunk is "a well-built sexually attractive man." I guess it depends on personal opinion on who is hunk or not.

As for rave music. I think indie film lovers can also like rave music. And also, I created the profile description after watching the film "Go" on Christmas day with my mates. Go features Goddess/saviour of the indies, Sarah Polley.

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Take care. I'm going to bed now as well. I think I was planning to do that two hours ago. Well, figures.

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hmmmm

thats all i have to say

hmmmm

i am going 2 bed

night x

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Good night.
As I like to say. Let the action speak for itself.

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1) Bundle
2) 2 pints
3) Nipple clamps
4) Egg nog
5) Mullet

and now for the hard ones:

6) Jean Genet
7) Eyes n ears
8) 2 bullets
9) Where have my balls gone?
10) 25

and now for the REALLY hard ones:

11) coke
12) 4
13) Pauline or summat cos Thai Dave keeps mentionin bout a song sum1's dun bout her or summat
14) Summat sad little wankers wi no chance of pulling get off on, make up a few pictures wi letter numbers n stuff, ermmm stands 4... Absolutey ****e Computer-porn l l
15) not got a clue


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Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

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okay, here's the correctly answerd ones thusfar. the ones you still have to get appear in bold (hopefully):

1) name emily's ex hamster - bundle. or bungle if you're me :)
2) how much did nic sell her rug rap sign for? - 2 pints.
3) what did thai dave get his drama teacher for xmas? - a christmas card. tight ba5tard :)
4) what drink is xray dave's christmas tipple? - eggnog.
5) what hairstyle does hils sport? - mullet.

and now for the hard ones:

6) name helena and bob's band. - jean genet.
7) what are nic's two favourite of her own body parts (don't be rude now!) - eyes and ears.
8) what would it take to reunite the beatles? - 2 bullets.
9) name nádia almada's crap song which everyone raved about so much. - a little bit of action.
10) how old is your treasurer? - 24.

and now for the REALLY hard ones:

11) what is ross's favourite post cold war beverage? - coke.
12) which terrestrial channel showed the french film presque rien earlier this year? - channel 4
13) name the chief lobbyist of australia's Victoria Gay and Lesbian Rights movement.
14) what is ASCII pr0n and what does ASCII stand for? - we have the first part of this - pornographic images using just keyboard characters.
15) in what form was mount majestyk recounted to the gentlefolk of the shire?

only 3 to go folks. once you've got them you can throw your own brainteasers to the floor!

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1) name emily's ex hamster.

Bundle / Bungle / Dead
2) how much did nic sell her rug rap sign for?

2 Pints

3) what did thai dave get his drama teacher for xmas?

I don't know

4) what drink is xray dave's christmas tipple?

Egg Nog?

5) what hairstyle does hils sport?

UberMuffMuncher

and now for the hard ones:

6) name helena and bob's band.

Jean Genet

(and its Bob and EMILYS band)

7) what are nic's two favourite of her own body parts (don't be rude now!)

her Tats?

8) what would it take to reunite the beatles?

Shoot Paul McCartney

9) name nádia almada's crap song which everyone raved about so much.

'A Bit OF aCTION'

10) how old is your treasurer?

24

and now for the REALLY hard ones:

11) what is ross's favourite post cold war beverage?

Coke

12) which terrestrial channel showed the french film presque rien earlier this year?

Channel 4

13) name the chief lobbyist of australia's Victoria Gay and Lesbian Rights movement.

Gay Van Gay?

14) what is ASCII pr0n and what does ASCII stand for?

Its geek porn


15) in what form was mount majestyk recounted to the gentlefolk of the shire?

I don't know!


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13. David McCarthy? it suggests it here, but it looks like, to be picky, the group is called the Victoria Gay and Lesbian Rights Lobby, and he is the chief. (That word reminds me of Blue Martin.) Unless there is also a separate movement, I reckon I got it right.

14. ASCII = American Standard Code for Information Interchange

15. re. MajestyK, apparently Gentlefolk of the shire were only told of it as a fable, they never dreamed it could be a reality... The laser lights, the DJ Sammy music, the smoke screens and the various scallies and pikeys that inhabited this vile land were treachorous

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