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lizbian


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Along similar lines to Drew's Convert-A-Gay-Hotline, I would like to invite you all to join the wonder that is the Bitter Singles Club:

Are you sick of seeing all those smug and sickly couples snogging on street corners? Do you want to push them down the stairs when they fondle each other in the Roger Steven's Lecture Building and get in your way? If so, then join the Bitter Singles Club today!

On membership, you will receive a month's supply of arsenic to put a morose grin on all those couple's faces.

Don't delay- join today! If you don't, the world will be over run by those awful awful happy people, and then who will be left to write angry songs?

Call 0800 I HOPE ALL COUPLES DIE now!

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sarah


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i think i recently became a new member... i have my own supply of arsenic tho so no need to deliver...

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Liz I have a few suggestions for your angry music...

Oasis - Married with Children
Bon Jovi - Why Aren't you dead?
Linkin park - One step closer
Kelis - Caught out there
Backyard Babies - Ex-Files
Stone Roses - How do you sleep?


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shymike


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i think someone must have given me lifetime membership without me noticing. bastards.

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indie_hunk


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Thanks Adam for the suggestion. Caught out there is a fun song. You seem to know song for every occasion!

The only thing i don't like is that all of the couples are straight, and that there are no openly gay couples snogging in the public!!

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lizbian


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sorry, that was my fault, I killed them all already :/ oops. Songs are good. I am listening to a lot of Alanis at the moment. She fuels my angry lesbian poetry...grrrrrrrrr!

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NickyDyke85


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jus do wot they do in nottingham n do ya best 2 split couples up on nights out, at least u dun get charged 4 murder afterwards (otherwise u'll have me lookin after ya in a few years! - mwuhahahahahahaha)

ps. Hi Sarah!

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sarah


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hi as well as splitting up couples, try creating them, but only pair up ppl u know are gonna hate each other and then observe the carnage

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"hi as well as splitting up couples, try creating them, but only pair up ppl u know are gonna hate each other and then observe the carnage "


Lets change the societies constiution!!

2.4a - The Society should aim to pair up unsutiable members with each other so that other society members can laugh as they see the carnage relationships and feel better about their own singledom.

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lizbian


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that is genius. where to start? any suggestions for the first set of people to be paired up?

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John K and and and Nic should double date with Margaret and Alberto

We shall be watching the sketchbook for more posts Liz.

-- Edited by Adam at 22:01, 2005-01-25

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NickyDyke85


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makin breeder couples out of gay folks, hmmmmmmmm, i'll only go along with it if john k is in drag.....

Apart from that its a good suggestion from sarah

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