'tis margaret here, crack whore extraordinaire. oh fiddlesticks, i had a dream i were a bear, fishing and fisting and minge love's my chore, no hyde park quiz for me, i am a hairy bore.
i saw a wheeler dealer, but refused 2 feel her unfortunately the wench raped me on a scratty park bench
she took me away with a bag on my head i woke up tied and bound in a circus tent they force me to do tricks, with dildos and leather rescuse me my darlings before im trapped here forever
...for only £2.99 postage and packing when you collect 5 tokens only from Kellogs Cornflakes.
On a more serious note I feel sure the society constitution must have something to say about rescuing members who are held prisoner. I think we need to start a campaign to set our favourite bear free again.
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Think she got kidnapped n taken 2 a rehabilitation programme? After all she was a raging crackwhore n they are often very difficult 2 start on rehab programmes, without abit of tough love...
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I've heard on the grapevine that Margaret is actually being held captive by her Pimp, David 'ChipsandLube' Persil.
Since she has been recently been keeping all her takings to feed her crack habit and addiction to Munchies McFlurry's, said Pimp has decided to teach her a lesson. She is strapped, as we speak, to a re-enforced table on her front in the basement of Dave's house so that Punters can take her up the wrong'un. David keeps all the profits. Because he is Dole Scum.
He will be releasing Marg soon, and she will once again return to the LGBT - but tomorrows talk on the importance of capitalism and coca-cola will now be given by me and Adam - Wrong'unHouse, rather than Marg herself.
She has promised to give a lecture upon her return on the importance of PorkPies and the Danger of Orange Juice.
Marg, if you are reading this, we miss you.
Hopefully you won't have been ****ed so hard that your ability to walk on all fours is dangered.
John K
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The only freedom that you’ll ever really know
Is written in books from long ago
i had to do it. i kidnapped margaret and sliced her front passenger-side paw off cos she's a capitalist slut who spends all her ill gotten gains on crack and skag. i let her bleed for a bit then tamed the wound and gave her a hook shaped prosthesis.
she's doin well and will be around soon to apologise to the lgbt commies.
davros x
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burn down our home, RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS. Just as long as I don't have to hear anymore of your disgusting babble
it's still a bit pussy and the fur is singed from where mr chips and lewd tried to stem the blood with a burning torch, but i will get round to expounding the joys of capitalism presently. just let me know the time and place.
my dear margaret, i cannot possibly imagine the horrors you have endured at the hands of the king of the chavs. i will be on hand whenever you need me to sprinkle my magic substances over your gaping hole. if it's any consolation, i do rather have a thing about hook shaped prostheses. ever since a rather exciting run-in with the infamous captain hook, they've had a special place in my heart. he taught me all kinds of naughty things he got up to at school (he went to eton, you know). i'm ready and willing, maggie dear. let me know when you are freed and i will whisk you off all four feet and take you to the land of the fairies where we can indulge our wildest fantasies. if not, a snifter or two of sherry in the old bar will suffice. can we call it a date? i do hope so. ever yours, fairie.
