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AliceH · Butter Me Up!

I agree with Bob, and I also urge people to buy/borrow/steal a copy of '69 Love Songs'. I can't think of many albums that encompass showtunes, synthpop, pop, country, ballads, disco etc, all with amazing lyrics.

ABSOLUTELY CUCKOO

Don't fall in love with me yet
We only recently met
True I'm in love with you but
you might decide I'm a nut
Give me a week or two to
go absolutley cuckoo
then, when you see your error,
then, you can flee in terror
like everybody else does
I only tell you this cause
I'm easy to get rid of
but not if you fall in love
Know that I'm the make
and if you make a mistake
my heart will certainly break
I'll have to jump in a lake
and all my friends will blame you
There's no telling what they'll do
It's only fair to tell you
I'm absolutely cuckoo

Ally · Poster

Bitter sweet memories with this one. Heard it live twice at Tori gigs and cried my eyes out both times for different reasons.

Tear in Your Hand - Tori Amos

All the world just stopped now
So you say you don’t wanna stay together any more
Let me take a deep breath babe
If you need me, me and neil’ll be hangin’ out with the dream king

Neil says hi by the way
I don’t believe you’re leaving cause
Me and charles manson like the same ice cream
I think it’s that girl
And I think there’re pieces of me you’ve never seen
Maybe she’s just pieces of me you’ve never seen well

All the world is
All I am
The black of the the blackest ocean
And that tear in your hand
All the world is danglin’ danglin’ danglin’ for me darlin
You don’t know the power that you have with that
Tear in your hand
That tear in your hand

Maybe I ain’t used to
Maybes smashing in a cold room
Cutting my hands up
Everytime I touch you

Maybe it’s time to wave goodbye now
Time to wave goodbye now

Caught a ride with the moon
I know I know you well
Well better than I used to
Haze all clouded up my mind
In the dazeof the why it could’ve never been
So you say and I say you know you’re full of wish
And your ’baby baby baby babies’
I tell you there’s peices of me you’ve never seen
Maybe she’s just pieces of me you’ve never seen well

All the world is
All I am
The black of the blackest ocean
And that tear in your hand
All the world is danglin’ danglin’ danglin’ for me darlin’
You don’t know the power that you have with that
Tear in your hand
That tear in your hand

annie · Posting Addict

AMERICAN IDIOT
Green Day

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation that's under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind**** America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information nation of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.

annie · Posting Addict

And something a little sadder.

I'LL SET YOU FREE
The Bangles

I hear you through the wire
The words all sound like noise
What happened to the fire in your voice
don't try to hide the distance
It's just too big to ignore
We work it out like business
It won't work anymore

I remember eyes that shine
As they looked so hard back into mine
Now it's just a memory
So I'll set you free
I'll set you free

Still sometimes late at night
Moonlight comes into my window
I make believe it's how it used to be
We made it look so easy
We never tried to resist
Somehow you stopped believing
Somehow we've come to this

I remember eyes that shined
As they looked so hard back into mine
Now it's just a memory
So I'll set you free

I remember words that fell
Like coins into a wishing well
It was never meant to be
So I'll set you free
I'll set you free

So now that I must go on
What more can I do?
What good is being strong
When all I ever really want is you ?

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

You make me feel like I'm a whore
Like I'm the one who's there to bore you
It's always gonna be this way
Get the f**k away
I hate what you are
I'll break you and leave you scarred
You always wanna steal the light
By stepping on the ones who fight
For you I'm always gonna be the same
Get the f**k away
I hate what you are
I'll break you and leave you scarred
I can't seem to show you what you wanna see
I cannot control you into wanting me
I'm sick of wasting time on what can never be
I can never give you everything you need
I'll break you
-Seether, "Your Bore"

One of my tracks of the moment, along with:

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no
Soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get
Away from myself
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that
It brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my
Everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its’ your sex i
Can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody
Else
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive
-Nine Inch Nails, "Closer"

me
xx

annie · Posting Addict

I've been listening to a lot of Roxette - they're still big here! Here are some sad ones. Download! Download if crying's your game.

ROXETTE
NEVER IS A LONG TIME

You build it up and tear it down,
there's no reason to follow you.
You left the song without a sound,
you left the story I made for you.
Softly angels bow and cry in the stillness of the night.

Never is a long time - goodbye.
No answers for the asking.
It's a long time - goodbye.
No mercy for the aching.
It's a long time - oh I see no light on the forsaken.
Never is a long time - goodbye.
Let's spend the night when this dream has come to an end.

Sometimes you laugh,
sometimes you cry, and yes,
I've cried over you.
You've left me blind in paradise.
You've left me hungering for the touch of you.
Snow white angels run and hide in the blackness of the night.

Never is a long time...

ROXETTE
SO FAR AWAY

In the coldest time of year,
Darkness all around my heart.
I was alone but didn't fear
To wander in the light of stars.
In the bright and silent night,
Winds would knock and disappear.
Still I felt the feeling near,
Like the first time you were ever here.

You're so far away,
So far away,
You left me,
You told me you would stay.

You never said goodbye
And I'll keep asking why,
I keep on asking how,
Oh come unto me now.

I have breathed the morning air,
I have heard the four winds blow.
I was weary but prepared to follow
Down this lonely road.
In the room where lovers sleep,
Winds would knock and disappear.
Still I felt the music near,
Like the first time we were ever here.

You're so far away,
So far away,
You left me,
You told me you would stay.

You never said goodbye
And I keep wondering why,
I keep on wondering how,
Oh come inside me now.

ROXETTE
THE HEART SHAPED SEA

Babe it's time
to tell me that it's over,
tell me that it's over,
it's plain to see.
And this time
we won't be starting over,
no crying on your shoulder
into the heart shaped sea.
Oh you've been a-running
from our door
and you've been enchanted
by the gracious voice of love.

Babe it's time
to look me in the eyes,
time to say goodbye,
it's clear to me.
And this time
I won't let you down,
you can turn around,
I'll set you free.
Oh you've been a-sailing
from our shore
and you've been enchanted
by someone from afar.

Babe it's time
to gather all the harvest,
to pray before the winter
and sail the heart shaped sea.
Oh you've been a-running
from my love
and you've been enchanted
by the powers up above.

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

Here's an absolutely fantastic song...makes me feel happy and hopeful that life can actually return to a good state when things are bad: The Cure - Doing The Unstuck

Lyrics

It's a perfect day for letting go
For setting fire to bridges
Boats
And other dreary worlds you know
Let's get happy!
It's a perfect day for making out
To wake up with a smile
Without a doubt
To burst grin giggle bliss skip jump sing and shout
Let's get happy!

"But it's much too late" you say
"For doing this now
We should have done it then"
Well it just goes to show
How wrong you can be
And how you really should know
That it's never too late
To get up and go...

It's a perfect day for kiss and swell
For rip-zipping button-popping kiss and well...
There's loads of other stuff can make you yell
Let's get happy!
It's a perfect day for doing the unstuck
For dancing like you can't hear the beat
And you don't give a further thought
To things like feet
Let's get happy!

"But it's much too late" you say
"For doing this now
We should have done it then"
Well it just goes to show
How wrong you can be
And how you really should know
That it's never too late
To get up and go...

Kick out the gloom
Kick out the blues
Tear out the pages with all the bad news
Pull down the mirrors and pull down the walls
Tear up the stairs and tear up the floors
Oh just burn down the house!
Burn down the street!
Turn everything red and the beat is complete
With the sound of your world
Going up in the fire
It's a perfect day to throw back your head
And kiss it all goodbye!

It's a perfect day for getting wild
Forgetting all your worries
Life
And everything that makes you cry
Let's get happy!
It's a perfect day for dreams come true
For thinking big
And doing anything you want to do
Let's get happy!

"But it's much too late" you say
"For doing this now
We should have done it then"
Well it just goes to show
How wrong you can be
And how you really should know
That it's never too late
To get up and go...

Kick out the gloom
Kick out the blues
Tear out the pages with all the bad news
Pull down the mirrors and pull down the walls
Tear up the stairs and tear up the floors
Oh just burn down the house!
Burn down the street!
Turn everything red and the dream is complete
With the sound of your world
Going up in the fire
It's a perfect day to throw back your head
And kiss it all goodbye!

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

ANother post on the board at silly o'clock, lol, but I'm just so happy to be alive as melodramatic as it sounds!!!

"Always Everywhere"

You turn off the light, kiss me good night
And mother, I know that I'm going to be alright
I just can't wait to grow up
Find my own life, be a good wife
And a smart one, I'm sure
I never took us for granted and I always knew
You and I are special
But I never knew how much I'd miss you
So much has changed and been rearranged
And I see that I've lost
What made me so young and incredibly strong
And never ever wrong
You were always there
Because you're always everywhere
I used to cry for no reason
And that's still the same
Except that I had adolescence to blame
But not now
Now I feel sad because I don't know what's true
And I miss thinking I could be just like you.
So much has changed and been rearranged
And I see that I've lost
What made me so young and incredibly strong
And never ever wrong
So much has changed and been rearranged
And I see that I've lost
What made me so sure that I could endure
How hard it is to lose and live again
And never understand
You are always everywhere
You're always there
You turn off the light, and kiss me goodnight
And mother, I know that I'm going to be alright

that's by K's Choice, fantabulous music from the Belgians/Dutch

lalalala
me
xx

Phil · I didn't buy it!

We started as friends
But something happened inside me
Now I'm reading into everything
But there's no sign you hear the lightning, baby

You don't ever notice me turning on my charm
Or wonder why I'm always where you are

I've made it obvious
Done everything but sing it
I've crushed on you so long,
But on and on you get me wrong
I'm not so good with words
And since you never notice
The way that we belong
I'll say it in a love song

I've heard you talk about
How you want someone just like me
But everytime I ask you out
We never move pass ‘friendly’

And you don't ever notice how I stare when we're alone
Or wonder why I keep you on the phone

I've made it obvious
Done everything but sing it
I've crushed on you so long
But on and on you get me wrong
I'm not so good with words
And since you never notice
The way that we belong
I'll say it in a love song

You are my very first thought in the morning
And my last at nightfall

You are the love that came without warning
I need you, I want you to know

I've made it obvious
So finally I'll sing it
I've crushed on you so long
I'm not so good with words
And since you never notice
The way that we belong
I'll say it in a love song

And sing it until the day you're holding me
I've wanted you so long but on and on you get me wrong
I more then adore you but since you never seem to see

But you never seem to see
I'll say it in this love song

thaidave · Not Thai Dave

Argh! Westlife!
____________________________________

Hear Me Out

I join the queue on your answerphone
And all i have, is wasted breath
Just pick up, i know you're there
Can't you tell i'm not myself?
So go ahead and lie to me
You can say anything
Small talk will be just fine
Your voice is everything
We ought to love and it all depends on you

So listen up, this sun hasn't set
(refuse to believe that it's only me who feels this)
Just hear me out, i'm not over you yet
(refuse to believe that its only me who feels this)

So how do i do normal?
The smile i fake, the permanent rainbows
Cute cards and fix it gifts
Can't you tell i'm not myself?
I'm a slow motion exhibit,
Taking coffee breaks, and heartfelt fakers
Spinning round in parody
Its for you, yeah it all depends on you

So listen up, this sun hasn't set
(refuse to believe that it's only me who feels this)
Just hear me out, i'm not over you yet
(refuse to believe that its only me who feels this)

Hey listen up
Lets get this straight
I need you now
Can't hesitate
Can't stop myself
Can't hold down this
Can't make you cry,
Is that your final answer?

I join the queue on your answerphone
And all i have, is wasted breath
Just pick up, i know you're there

So listen up, this sun hasn't set
(refuse to believe that it's only me who feels this)
Just hear me out, i'm not over you yet
(refuse to believe that its only me who feels this)

Tashie · Newbie

A song of few words but it gets me evey time!

Maps by the Yeah yeah yeahs

Pack up
I'm straight
I'm not
Oh say say say
Oh say say say
Oh say say say
Oh say say say
Oh say say say

Wait they don't love you like I love you
Wait they don't love you like I love you
Maps...........
Wait they don't love you like I love you

Made off
don't stray
well my kinds your kind i'll stay the same

Pack up
don't stray
oh say say say
oh say say say

Wait they don't love you like I love you
Wait they don't love you like I love you
Maps...........
Wait they don't love you like I love you
Wait they don't love you like I love you
Maps...........
Wait they don't love you like I love you

*wipes tear from eye* Yep!

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

That son is great Tashie. I love Karen O's voice in it :)

souljacker · Posting Addict

so emotional... NIN (hurt)

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of ****
upon my liar's chair
full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
you are someone else
I am still right here

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end

you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
if I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

A song that helped me through a break up last year:

Take The Box
Amy Winhouse

Your neighbours were screaming
I don't have a key for downstairs, so I punched all the buzzers hoping he would be there
And now my head's hurting
You say I always get my own way
But you were in the shower when I got there, and I don' wanted to stay, but I got nothing to say

You were so beautiful before today
And then I heard what you say…man that was ugly

The Moschino bra you bought me last Christmas
Put it in the box, put it in the box
Frank's in there and I don't care
Put it in the box, put it in the box
Just take it
Take the box

Take the box

I came home this evening and nothing felt like how it should be
I feel like writing you a letter but that is not me…you know me
Feel so f*cking angry; don't wanna be reminded of you
But when I left my sh*t in your kitchen, I said goodbye to your bedroom and smiled at you

Mr False Pretence, you don't make sense
I just don't know you
But you make me cry, where's my kiss goodbye?
I think I love you

The Moschino bra you bought me last Christmas
Put it in the box, put it in the box
Frank's in there and I don't care
Put it in the box, put it in the box
Now take it
Take the box
Just take it, take it
Take the box
And now just take the box
Take the box

Take the box

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Skin
Don't Let Me Down

You always say
I want too much
Is it such a crime
To want more than just lust
Oh baby
Why have you frozen now

I can't conceive
The way this feels
You've grown so old
like you're counting the tears
Oh, baby
Why have you frozen now

And you say it doesn't matter
We'll always be
The best of friends

Still I need you
To stay right here

So don't let me down

I've always said
I can't abuse
Your lust for life
And the choices you choose
Oh, baby
Why have we broken now

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Continuing the Magnetic Fields theme:

I Don't Belive in the Sun
The Magnetic Fields

They say there's a sun in the sky
They say there's a sun in the sky
but me, I can't imagine why
There might have been one
before you were gone
but now all I see is the night, so

I don't believe in the sun

How could it shine down on everyone
and never shine on me

How could there be
such cruelty.

The only sun I ever knew
was the beautiful one that was you
Since you went away
it's nighttime all day
and it's usually raining too

The only stars there really are
were shining in your eyes
There is no sun except the one
that never shone on other guys
The moon to whom the poets croon
has given up and died
Astronomy will have to be revised

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Strange Glue
Catatonia

It was strange glue that held us together
While we both came apart at the seams
She said, 'Your place or mine
While we've still got the time'
So I played along with her schemes

But I don't have the right to be with you tonight
So please leave me alone with no saviour in sight
I will sleep safe and sound with nobody around me
When faced with my demons
I clothe them and feed them
And I smile, yes I smile
As they're taking me over
And if I cannot sleep for the secrets I keep
It's the price I'm willing to meet
The end of the night never comes too quickly for me

But I don't have the right to be with you tonight
So please leave me alone with no saviour
I will sleep safe and sound with nobody around me
When faced with my demons
I clothe them and feed them
And I'll smile, yes I'll smile
As they're taking me over
And if I cannot sleep for the secrets I keep
It's the prize I'm willing to steal
Oh the end of the night never comes too quickly for me
And I smile . . .
The end of the night never comes too quickly for me
I smile, smile, I smile as they're taking me over
I smile A
The end of the night never comes too quickly for me
Never comes too quickly for me

falafel · Gay Lord

Here's some Wesley Willis.

He's weird. And dead.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
You are my favorite movie star
you are my big buddy
you are a low down rotten man
you are crazy like a roll lizard (?)

Arnold Schwarzenegger! (4x)

You are the greatest
you are my kind of guy
you are my buddy
you are my main man

Arnold Schwarzenegger! (4x)

I love your movies!
I love you too!
you are the best man I ever liked
you are my rich man
you are my big millionaire

Arnold Schwarzenegger! (4x)

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!

Rock And Roll McDonalds
McDonald's is the place to rock
it is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
it is a good place to listen to the music
people flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock 'n Roll McDonald's (4x)

McDonald's will make you fat
they serve big macs
they serve quarter pounders
they will put pounds on you

Rock 'n Roll McDonald's (4x)

McDonald's hamburgers are the worst
they are worse than Burger King
a big mac has 26 grams of fat
a quarter pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock 'n Roll McDonald's (4x)

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!

Casper the Homosexual Friendly Ghost
Casper was fúcked in the ass by fifty Muslims.
He was fúcked twenty-five times on top.
He was also fúcked thirty-seven times bent over a wheelbarrow
And eleven more times at the bank.
He was fúcked at night in the ass.
His ass was a bit ruptured.

He was born for getting ass-rammed!
Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper got fúcked in the ass brutally
And the fifty Muslims' semen was pissed on his tonsils.
He was up to his eyeballs in Muslim jism.
He was so full of cum, he had to shít.
This guy really took a shít, pushed away the Muslim jism
And took his own foreskin
And started fúcking himself in his ass brutally.

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper was taken to a hospital by an ambulance.
At the hospital, he told the doctor to say "ásshole licker".
After the doctor said "ásshole licker".
He got on top of Casper and started fúcking him in his ass brutally.
So far, Casper was diagnosed with holy freakaholic
And became loose for super duper maneuvers!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
Western Union: It's the Fastest Way To Send Money!

----------------------

I mean, jesus.

(edited for curse clarity)

-- Edited by falafel at 21:37, 2005-05-01

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

i laughed so hard at the casper one that wee came out. oops.

Adam · *Censored*

Tori Amos - Cool On Your Island

If You Don't
Treat Me Better
Baby I'll Just Run Away
Baby I Don't
Know What Drives You
To Play All These
Silly Games
C'mon Baby
I'm Much Stronger
Than You Know
Sometimes
I'm Not Afraid
To let It Show

When Will You Wake Up
I Want You
More Than The Stars
And The Sun
But I Can Take
Only So Much
Cool On Your Island
Is It Cool On Your Island

I Gotta Brand New Dress Babe
Could It
Make You Wanna Try
I Guess
I Didn't Want To Notice
The Stars Gone
From Your Eyes
C'mon Baby
I'm Much
Stronger Than You Know
Sometimes
I'm Not Afraid
To let It Show

When Will You Wake Up
I Want You
More Than The Stars
And The Sun
But I Can Take
Only So Much
Cool On Your Island
Is It Cool On Your Island

We Could Buy
An Airplane
Build A Home
In The Sand
You Could Tell
Your Secrets
I Could Understand
But Then By The Morning
Comes Crumblin' Down
And As Your Leavin'
Wait

When Will You Wake Up
I Want You
More Than The Stars
And The Sun
But I Can Take
Only So Much
Cool On Your Island
You're So Cool On Your Island
Is It Cool On Your Island
Is It Cool Baby

If You Don't
Treat Me Better
Baby I'll Just
Run Away
If You Don't
Treat Me
One Day
You'll Wake Up Cold
Then You'll Know
You'll Know
You'll Know
You Love Me

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

somethign that sums up exactly how i feel at the moment. lyrics look a bit poo but download the song and youll see it is great.

"One"

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
one is the loneliest number even worst then two
yeah
its just no good anymore since you went away
now I spend my time just making up rhymes of yesterday
one is the loneliest number
one is the loneliest number
one is the loneliest number
since you went away
since you went away
(one is the loneliest number since you've gone away)
one is the loneliest number
one is the loneliest number
one is the loneliest number
since you've gone away
Its just no good anymore since you went away
now I spend my time just making up rhymes of yesterday
one is the loneliest number
one is the loneliest number
one is the loneliest number
since you went away
since you went away

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

Love And Affection
I am not in love
But I'm open to persuasion
East or West
Where's the best
For romancing

With a friend
I can smile
But with a lover
I could hold my head back
I could really laugh
Really laugh

Thank you
You took me dancing
'Cross the floor
Cheek to cheek
But with a lover
I could really move
Really move
I could really dance
Really dance
Really dance
Really dance
I could really move
Really move
Really move
Really move

Now if I can feel the sun
In my eyes
And the rain on my face
Why can't I
Feel love

I can really love
Really love
Really love
Really love
Really love
Love love love love
Love love love love

Now I got all
The friends that I want
I may need more
But I shall just stick to those
That I have got
With friends I still feel
So insecure

Little darling I believe you could
Help me a lot
Just take my hand
And lead me where you will
No conversation
No wave goodnight
Just make love
With affection

Sing me another love song
But this time
With a little dedication
Sing it, sing it
You know that's what I like
Once more with feeling
Give me love
Give me love
Give me love
Love...

falafel · Gay Lord

More Wesley:
I'm Sorry That I Got Fat (I Will Slim Down)
This is the song that I'm gonna rap about
It's called that "I'm Sorry That I Got Fat (I Will Slim Down)"
This is the song that is reminding me that I'm fixing to lose weight and go on a strict diet

The first time when I got fat, I was eating those fatty hamburgers, fries, and all that
That's why I'm gonna do something about it right now
And this is the song that I just wrote about "I'm Sorry That I Got Fat (I Will Slim Down)"
So here it goes right now

Before I got fat, I was slim
That was this time when I was eating McDonalds
I kept eating McDonald's for five years from 1987
To 1991
That's when I became fat; a year later, I'm doing something about it

I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down

I've been trying to lose weight
But it's time-taking
It's been time-taking, but I'm fixing to stay away from Wendys, Burger King, and McDonalds, plus White Castles
That's what I'm going to do, and that's that

I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down

I'm getting tired of eating McDonalds
That's the same as I'm tired of eating Wendys, Burger King, White Castle, and other places
Let me tell you when and how I'm losing weight

I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down

From now on, I'm staying away from fatty foods
And eating healthy foods
And going on a strict diet

I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I will slim down
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down
Thank you

--------------------------------------
(here's one close to my heart)

Cut The Mullet
Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an ****

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore

--------------------------------

Don't Curse In God's House
Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church
I called the evangelist a stupid crucifï¿½ck
Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth

Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house

At this time, I told the preacher to fï¿½ck off
I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's dick
Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out of church
He then escorted me to the door

Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house

When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a beating stick
I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard Price in the head
He fell to the floor
Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church after I called the preacher an ****

Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house

Hardees, we're out to win you over

-- Edited by falafel at 13:48, 2005-05-07

AlbyFC · You best sima!

Sail Away, by Noel Coward, as sung by Judy Garland.

When the storm clouds are riding through a winter sky
Sail away, sail away.

When the love light is fading in your sweetheart's eye
Sail away, sail away.

When you feel your song is orchestrated wrong
Why should you prolong your stay?
When the wind and the weather blow your dreams sky-high
Sail away, sail away, sail away.

But when soon or late
You recognize your fate
That will be your great, great day.
On the wings of the morning with your own true love
Sail away, sail away, sail away.

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

For someone who I am thinking of at the moment:

I Can Dream Can't I
Mama Cass

As we eye
The blue horizon's bend
Earth and sky
Appear to meet and end
But it's merely an illusion
Like your heart and mine
There is no sweet conclusion

I can see
No matter how near you'll be
You'll never belong to me
But i can dream
Can't i
Can't i pretend
That i'm locked in the bend
Of your embrace
For dreams
Are just like wine,
And i am drunk
With mine

I'm aware
My heart is a sad affair
There's much disillusion there
But i can dream
Can't i

Can't i adore you
Although we are oceans apart
I can't make you open your heart
But i can dream
Can't i
Can't i pretend
That i'm locked in the bend
Of your embrace
For dreams
Are just like wine,
And i am drunk
With mine

Can't i adore you
Although we are oceans apart
I can't make you open your heart
But i can dream
Can't i

___________________________

Love you Poppet xxxx

AlbyFC · You best sima!

John, that is one of the most beautiful songs I've ever read. :o)

Looking forward to listening to it.

*big hug*

falafel · Gay Lord

Ne Me Quitte Pas
Jacques Brel

Ne me quitte pas
Il faut oublier
Tout peut s'oublier
Qui s'enfuit déjà
Oublier le temps
Des malentendus
Et le temps perdu
A savoir comment
Oublier ces heures
Qui tuaient parfois
A coups de pourquoi
Le cœur du bonheur
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

Moi je t'offrirai
Des perles de pluie
Venues de pays
Où il ne pleut pas
Je creuserai la terre
Jusqu'après ma mort
Pour couvrir ton corps
D'or et de lumière
Je ferai un domaine
Où l'amour sera roi
Où l'amour sera loi
Où tu seras reine
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

Ne me quitte pas
Je t'inventerai
Des mots insensés
Que tu comprendras
Je te parlerai
De ces amants-là
Qui ont vu deux fois
Leurs cœurs s'embraser
Je te raconterai
L'histoire de ce roi
Mort de n'avoir pas
Pu te rencontrer
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

On a vu souvent
Rejaillir le feu
D'un ancien volcan
Qu'on croyait trop vieux
Il est paraît-il
Des terres brûlées
Donnant plus de blé
Qu'un meilleur avril
Et quand vient le soir
Pour qu'un ciel flamboie
Le rouge et le noir
Ne s'épousent-ils pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

Ne me quitte pas
Je ne vais plus pleurer
Je ne vais plus parler
Je me cacherai là
A te regarder
Danser et sourire
Et à t'écouter
Chanter et puis rire
Laisse-moi devenir
L'ombre de ton ombre
L'ombre de ta main
L'ombre de ton chien
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas.

-------

(and here's my dodgy, untethered translation. Don't sing along with these words; it won't work.)

Do not leave me.
We have to forget
All that must be forgotten -
All that has been done.
Forget the times
Of the misunderstandings -
The time we’ve lost,
Not knowing how.
Forget those hours
Which sometimes kill
The reasons for
A joyful heart.

Do not leave me.

I will offer you
Raindrops
Brought from countries
Where it never rains.
I will scour the world
Until I die
To cover your body
With gold and lights.
I will give you a kingdom
Where love will be king;
Where love will be law;
Where you will be queen

Do not leave me.

Do not leave me.
I will invent
Imaginary words,
And define them for you.
I will speak to you
Of lovers
Whose hearts set light
A second time.
I will tell you
Of a king
Who died, from
Never having met you.

Do not leave me.

We’ve seen, many times,
The fire
Of an old volcano
That we’d thought extinct;
There is
Scorched earth
That proves more fertile
Than the most gentle April.
And when the evening comes
And the sky burns
Are the red and black
Not married?

Do not leave me.

Do not leave me.
I will stop crying.
I will not speak.
I will hide
To look at you
As you dance and smile,
And to listen
As you sing and laugh.
Let me become
Your shadow’s shadow,
The shadow of your hand,
The shadow of your dog.

Do not leave me.

-- Edited by falafel at 17:16, 2005-05-12

ChrisH · Mmm eyebrows!

Cut here by The Cure

"So we meet again!" and I offer my hand
All dry and English slow
And you look at me and I understand
Yeah it's a look I used to know
"Three long years... and your favourite man...
Is that any way to say hello?"
And you hold me... like you'll never let me go

"Oh c'mon and have a drink with me
Sit down and talk a while..."
"Oh I wish I could... and I will!
But now I just don't have the time..."
And over my shoulder as I walk away
I see you give that look goodbye...
I still see that look in your eye...

So dizzy Mr. Busy - Too much rush to talk to Billy
All the silly frilly things have to first get done
In a minute - sometime soon - maybe next time - make it June
Until later... doesn't always come

It's so hard to think "It ends sometime
And this could be the last
I should really hear you sing again
And I should really watch you dance"
Because it's hard to think
"I'll never get another chance
To hold you... to hold you... "

But chilly Mr. Dilly - Too much rush to talk to Billy
All the tizzy fizzy idiot things must get done
In a second - just hang on - all in good time - wont be long
Until later...

I should've stopped to think - I should've made the time
I could've had that drink - I could've talked a while
I would've done it right - I would've moved us on
But I didn't - now it's all too late
It's over... over
And you're gone..

I miss you I miss you I miss you
I miss you I miss you I miss you so much

But how many times can I walk away and wish "If only..."
But how many times can I talk this way and wish "If only..."
Keep on making the same mistake
Keep on aching the same heartbreak
I wish "If only..."

But "If only...."
Is a wish too late...

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

E-Rotic - Max Don't have Sex with your Ex

Oh Max,
Don´t have sex

Well, I´m Max, I´m Max,
Baby call me Max
I´m in love with you and I´ll show my ex
Well, I´m Max, Max,
Call me Max
I´m thinking what I´m giving,
I´m giving what it takes
Max, Max, Max,
I´m in love with you and I love my ex
I love you both and to be true
I don´t know what I´m gonna do

I gotta warn you,
Max don´t have sex with your ex
It will make you life complex
My Max, baby take it easy
Max don´t have sex with your ex
It will knock you off your legs
Oh Max, stay cool and just relax

Well, I´m Max, I´m Max,
Baby call me Max
I´m in love with you and I love my ex
Well, I´m Max, Max,Call me Max
Cause you love having fun,
Love having sex
I´m Max, Max, Max,
I´m in love with you and I love my ex
I don´t wanna make you feel so blue
I don´t know what I´m gonna do

(Chorus)

I gotta warn you,
Don´t have sex with your ex, Max
Ahhh, ahhh

Oh Max,
Oh sex, Max

Oh Max,
Ahhh

indie_hunk · Guru of the Gay

The Cure is ace.

-- Edited by indie_hunk at 11:56, 2005-05-13

indie_hunk · Guru of the Gay

Song that I've been listening to quite a lot recently.

Where are you? "My hero" by Tommy February

I wanna run in sugar rain
I wanna get in gorgeous rainbow
I wanna know! Who is my prince?
If you are here show up in time right away

Where are you "my hero"?
How are you, "my hero"?
What do you do, "my hero"?
I'm waiting for you!

Where are you, Prince Charming?
I need just one more step
I wanna be a girl in love
I need you boy

Who are you, standing in my way?
Who are you, kicking in my nightmare?
Who are you? I'm gonna kick you out!
I never lose against anything "Oh yeah"

Go away "my shadow"!
Scary "my shadow"!
I'll kill you "my shadow"!
Hey, don't forget!

Hold, if you move and die
I need just "my hero"
I wanna be a girl in love
I need to fight

richardyoung71 · *Censored*

quote:
Originally posted by: indie_hunk
"The Cure is ace."

Prevention's better than the cure!

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

i really like this song by Switchfoot - Twenty Four

the rest of their music is poor though.

Twenty-four oceans
Twenty-four skies
Twenty-four failures
And twenty-four tries
Twenty-four finds me
In twenty-fourth place
With twenty-four drop outs
At the end of the day

Life is not what I thought it was
Twenty-four hours ago
Still I'm singing 'Spirit,
take me up in arms with You'
And I'm not who I thought I was
Twenty-four hours ago
Still I'm singing 'Spirit,
take me up in arms with You'

There's twenty-four reasons
To admit that I'm wrong
With all my excuses
Still twenty-four strong

See, I'm not copping out
Not copping out
Not copping out
When you're raising the dead in me

Oh, oh
I am the second man
Oh, oh
I am the second man now
Oh, I am the second man now
And you're raising these...

Twenty-four voices
With twenty-four hearts
All of my symphonies
In twenty-four parts
But I want to be one today
Centered and true
I'm singing 'Spirit take me up in arms with You'
You're raising the dead in me

Oh, oh
I am the second man
Oh, oh
I am the second man now
Oh
I am the second man now
And you're raising the dead in me
Yeah

I wanna see miracles
To see the world change
Wrestled the angel for more than a name
For more than a feeling
For more than a cause
I'm singing 'Spirit, take me up in arms with You'
And you're raising the dead in me

Twenty-four oceans
With twenty-four hearts
All of my symphonies
With twenty-four parts
Life is not what I thought it was
Twenty-four hours ago
Still I'm singing 'Spirit,
take me up in arms with You'
I'm not copping out
Not copping out

indie_hunk · Guru of the Gay

Rich, I think you and I should form a band called "The Prevention." We will be considered as the best gay indie metal rock band.

AlbyFC · You best sima!

Purple People Eater

(slowly, almost spoken)
In these days of flying saucers and Sputniks
You expect almost anything to happen.
The Thing, The Fly, The Mole People, The Gamma People
The Indestructible Fossil Man, The Amazing Colossal Man
The Body Snatchers, The High Incredible Brain Scratchers
I was a teenage werewolf. I was a 50 foot woman!
And other unidentifiable flying objects.

I dismissed them all as being science fiction.
They belonged on a library shelf.
But here I am facing contradiction
'cause it happened to me myself.

The sky turned red, and then it turned green.
I couldn't catch my breath.
And then there was a roar of thunder
That scared me half to death.

Then I saw it, yeah, I saw it, yes...

I...

(sung fast, upbeat)
saw a thing a-coming out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced shaking and I said, "ooo-ee!"
"It looks like a purple people eater to me!"

We had one live, one horned flying purple people eater.
One eyed, one horned flying purple people eater.
One eyed, one horned flying purple people eater.
Sure looks strange to me!

Well he came down to Earth and he lit in a tree.
I said, "Mister Purple People Eater, don't eat me!"
He looked at me, and then he said:
"I wouldn't eat you 'cause you is red."

One eyed flying purple people eater.
One horned flying purple people eater.
One eyed, one horned flying purple people eater.
Sure looks strange to me!

I said, "Mister Purple People Eater, what's your line?"
He said, "eating purple people, and it sure is fine."
"But that's not the reason that I came to land."
"I wanna get a job in a rock 'n' roll band."

Well whisper so, rock 'n' roll, flying purple people eater,
Pigeon toed, undergrowed, flying purple people eater.
He wears short shorts, flying purple people eater.
Sure looks strange to me!

Well, he went on his way, and then whadda'ya know?
I saw him last night on the Sullivan show
Blowing it out, really knocking 'em dead,
Blowing purple music through the horn in his head.

Well bless my soul! Rock 'n' roll! Flying purple people eater!
Pigeon toed, undergrowed, flying purple people eater.
So all you blue people, all you red people, better watch what you do
Or else the purple people eaters might eat you.

---

Insane!!!

AlbyFC · You best sima!

A song that reminds me of my sister a lot. (God, I miss her!)

Acuarela

En los mapas del cielo,
el sol siempre es amarillo
y la lluvia o las nubes
no pueden velar tanto brillo
ni los árboles nunca podrán ocultar el camino,
de la luz hacia el bosque
profundo de nuestro destino.

Esa hierba tan verde, se ve como un manto lejano,
que no puede escapar,
que se puede alcanzar, sólo con volar.

Siete mares he surcado,
siete mares color azul,
yo soy nave, voy navegando,
y mi vela eres tú...

Bajo el agua veo peces de colores,
van donde quieren, no los mandas tú...

Sobre un tramo de vía,
cruzando un paisaje de ensueño,
en un tren que me lleva de nuevo a ser muy pequeño,
de una América a otra,
tan sólo es cuestión de un segundo,
basta con desearlo
y podrás recorrer todo el mundo...

Un muchacho que trepa,
que trepa en lo alto de un muro,
si se siente seguro,
verá su futuro con claridad...

Y el futuro, es una nave,
que por el cielo volará.
Yo soy nave, voy navegando,
y mi vela eres tú...

Piensa que el futuro es una acuarela y tu vida un lienzo,
que colorear, que colorear...

(my clumsy translation)

Watercolour

In the maps of the sky
the sun is always yellow,
and the rain or the clouds
can't stop so much brightness,
and the trees could never hide the road
from the light to the deep
forest of our fate.

That grass so green, so green, is like a faraway cloak
that can't escape
that can be reached just by flying.

I've travelled through seven seas
seven seas of blue.
I'm a boat, I'm sailing
and my sail is you...

Under the water I can see goldfish,
they go everywhere, they're not sent by you...

Over a string of railway
crossing a dreamy landscape
is a train that takes me back to when I was little,
from one America to the other,
it's only the matter of a second,
it only takes a wish
and you'll travel the world...

A child who climbs
who climbs high up a wall,
if he feels brave,
he'll see the future with clarity...

And the future is a boat,
that will sail through the skies.
I'm a boat, I go sailing,
and my sail is you...

Think that the future is a watercolour and your life a canvas
to be painted, to be painted...

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

alby, niego todo lo que dije antes. i love this song x

Date: Sat May 14 01:06 2005

A single rose in your garden dwells
Like any rose it's not itself
It is my love in your garden grows
but let's pretend it's just a rose
Well I'm sorry that I love you
It's a phase that I'm going through
There is nothing that I can do
and I'm sorry that I love you
Do not listen to my song
Don't remember it, don't sing along
Let's pretned it's a work of art
Let's pretend it's not my heart...
The rose will fade when summer's gone
The song will fade and I'll be gone
because my heart is dying too
and it's all the same to you

AlbyFC · You best sima!

quote:
Originally posted by: ChipsAndLube
"alby, niego todo lo que dije antes. i love this song x"

Gracias, corazon! I'm glad you like it now. It really moves me, this song.

Piensa en mí
------------
Si tienes un hondo penar, piensa en mí.
Si tienes ganas de llorar, piensa en mí.
Ya ves que venero tu imagen divina,
tu párvula boca que siendo tan niña me
enseño a pecar.

Piensa en mí cuando sufras,
cuando llores también piensa en mí.
Cuando quieras quitarme la vida, no la
quiero para nada, para nada me sirve
sin tí.

Piensa en mi cuando sufras, cuando llores
también piensa en mí.
Cuando quieras quitarme la vida, no la
quiero para nada. Para nada me sirve sin tí.

Piensa en mi cunado sufras, cuando llores
también piensa en mí.
Cuando quieras quitarme la vida para nada,
para nada me sirve sin tí.

(Again, one of my clumsy translations. It's a shame, because the lyrics of this song are full of quite old-fashioned Spanish, and they sound really retro.)

Think Of Me
------------
If you're melancholy, think of me.
If you feel like crying, think of me.
You can see I adore your divine image,
your tiny mouth that, when I was little,
taught me how to sin.

Think of me when you suffer,
when you cry, also think of me,
when you want to take my life.
I don't want it, I can't use it for anything
without you.

Think of me when you suffer,
when you cry, also think of me,
when you want to take my life,
I don't want it. I can't use it for anything
without you.

ChrisH · Mmm eyebrows!

I absolutely love this song, and in my opinion is the best one Alanis Morissette has done. Just reading the lyrics doesn't do the song enough justice tho!

Mary Jane
What's the matter Mary Jane, had a hard day
As you place the don't disturb sign on the door
You lost your place in line again, what a pity
You never seem to want to dance anymore

It's a long way down
On this roller coaster
The last chance streetcar
Went off the track
And you're on it

I hear you're counting sheep again Mary Jane
What's the point of trying to dream anymore
I hear you're losing weight again Mary Jane
Do you ever wonder who you're losing it for

Well it's full speed baby
In the wrong direction
There's a few more bruises
If that's the way
You insist on heading

Please be honest Mary Jane
Are you happy
Please don't censor your tears

You're the sweet crusader
And you're on your way
You're the last great innocent
And that's why I love you

So take this moment Mary Jane and be selfish
Worry not about the cars that go by
All that matters Mary Jane is your freedom
Keep warm my dear, keep dry

Tell me
Tell me
What's the matter Mary Jane...

falafel · Gay Lord

I am in love with this song...

Believer
Susanna and the Magic Orchestra

Didn't think you would trust me
Thought you would see what I see
These days have been good for me too
But I can't stay
You know why

Didn't want this to end like this
Thought I might convert
These nights have been sad for me too
But I don't pray
You know why

You are a believer; I am not
You are a believer; I am not
You are a believer; I am not
You are a believer; I am not

Didn't think I could ever love
So I had to destroy it all
But you will do fine - someone new
When I am gone
You know why

You are a believer; I am not
You are a believer; I am not
You are a believer; I am not
You are a believer; I am not

falafel · Gay Lord

You simply have to hear it. It's damn nigh impossible to get hold of.

Arsecandle · Admin Bitch

hmm, it's taking a while to grow on me

falafel · Gay Lord

I guess it's not really for everyone.. It'st not the sort of thing i normally listen to, but for some reason i think it's lovely.

the dicegay · Poster

the best version is by leonard cohen (naturally), which i believe is the original.
anyone else think jeff buckley's an overated tossface?

the dicegay · Poster

that being hallejullah

the dicegay · Poster

what kate bush album is 'kashka from baghdad' from, for i ave never heard it, it sounds lovely

chemicalfears · Queen of Quips

jeff buckley sings hallelujah far better than leonard cohen in my opinion, and no i'm not sure leonard cohen's is the original.

also, jeff buckley is dead, so be a bit nicer.

me
xxx

Adam · *Censored*

quote:
Originally posted by: the dicegay
"what kate bush album is 'kashka from baghdad' from, for i ave never heard it, it sounds lovely"

Lionheart :)