Hobophobia

PretentiousPuff · Posting Addict

Hobophobia

Adam · *Censored*

They have small hands, and smell of cabbage. Austin Powers says so.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

n they rip u off cos their fairs aint that brill. Talkin of fairs, any1 fancy goin 2 the leeds valentines fair at elland road, its bluddy brilliant, went a few years ago

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

ross- the littlest homo.

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

gypos. wouldn't trust 'em as far as i could chuck 'em. they'd nick your shoes if you weren't wearing them.

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

hehe, i wonder if i've been offensive enough to a minority group to have my first ever deleted post?

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

i threw chewy at a family of gypos once but then realised it was actually johnK on a family outing to collect 'souvenirs' from skips.

can i delete my own post?

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Thats cheatin Dave! plus i dun think any1's gonna beat the total of posts me n my son have had removed from the bad gags thread

AliceH · Butter Me Up!

quote:
Originally posted by: NickyDyke85
"Thats cheatin Dave! plus i dun think any1's gonna beat the total of posts me n my son have had removed from the bad gags thread"

No offence, m'dear, but if you didn't have some of your posts deleted, your post count would rise so high it'd break the forum!

Speaking of Hobos, what's this Valentines thing?

Date: Wed Feb 2 00:12 2005

Basically a load of Hobo's set up some rides that break every health and saftey rule ever, and Dave's Mum, Marghrit, comes and does some 'catering' (ie. shoves bettabuy sasuages into bettabuy buns and charges £3 a piece) Hobo-Children steal you wallets and then you get the bus back to town.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

tis true but its worth checkin out 4 summat 2 do

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

no it'ts not.

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

ok. nah posts been deleted dun affect ur ratings cos they r still counted, jus not around4 every1 2c

PretentiousPuff · Posting Addict

Never trust a hobo hotdog, made up of mainly cat!!! - i wanted dog not cat.

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

i heard they were mostly seagull

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

i heard they were mostly hobo

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

they are made from the ground up clothes of abbatoir workers

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

you mean like nic's sunday best?

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

Nowt wrong wi my sunday best!

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

i have something to say about this and i dont know if it is politically correct or not but here goes. i like to buy the big issue every week as it is good for the tv guide alone. i am just always worried about touching it and then touching my mouth just incase i catch tramps disease. does this make me hobophobic?

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

Don't worry, Duck. Dave has slept with an endless amount of Tramps he's picked up after failing to pull at Poptastic and Queens and has only suffered a few VD's in his time.

Plus he made a couple of tramps pretty happy :)

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

john = gypo. or jippo, as it was always spelt in the bogs in school :p

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

quote:
Originally posted by: ChipsAndLube
"or jippo, as it was always spelt in the bogs in school :p"

Where Dave spent most of his time wanking off 56 year old cheesey cocked teachers.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

but enough about your dad. or 'second mummy' as he's now called.

JohnK · Pieces of me you've never seen

I actually just call him Mummy, and Mum, Mum.

And you loved it....

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

The sun is shining, the sky is blue!!
Would you like to buy the Big Issue!!

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

the sun is hiding, the air is damp,
get away from me, you dirty tramp.

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

But I am so poor, take pity on me.
I'm all alone with no friends you see!

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

but what do i care? can't you see,
your dog's got fleas and you smell of wee.

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

If I had a bath, would you change your mind?
I'll borrow some nice clothes and wax my behind..

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

nothing you could do would change it, honey,
as long as you're asking for my god damn money.

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

But I implore you sir on behalf of our Lord
I only want to buy some food for me and Maud (the dog)

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

your dog's half dead, and you look munt,
so fvck off, you dirty, skuzzy cvnt.

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

but on a more serious note if you are a tramp and you do find it difficult joining in with the lgbt community then im sure that we have more than one member that will help to slowly ease you in as it were. oh and by the way if you are a tramp how the hell are you reading this? no answer to that one eh? well you just think about that you smelly vagrant!

-- Edited by inlowercase at 17:38, 2005-02-06

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

I am now sad. And so I cry.
I'll sit with my tramp mate Dave, and look up to the sky.

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

oh, stop your whinging, you fvcking pie,
go find a bridge and hurry up and die.

i would like to second drew's comments. no vagrants who join the lgbt will be encouraged towards a messy death on the m621.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

here i am with my tuppence worth
have you seen my willy's girth?

inlowercase · I caught you a delicious bass.

i heard all that i want to hear
you couldnt satisfy a mouses ear!

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

do you think adam could set this to music? it could be the grand finale of the lgbt musical.

(sorry, that post wasn't a rhyming couplet)

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

lies, fries, burgers and pies
but enough of mike's shopping list.

me and em are tramp buds for life
and my knob is so huge it causes her strife.

Adam · *Censored*

I'm not good at this rhyming **** so I'm not going to bother trying but I could certianly write a little tune for the tramp poem it would be a duet i think between mike (baritone) playing the tramp and emily (soprano) as the passer by. In fact I probably will write a song because i get very bored.

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

But remember that Maud the dog is an integral part of the mood of the scene and clearly indicates the true sadness of the situation...

Adam · *Censored*

I think Maud would be more fairly represented in the choreography than the words. I actually have written 4 lines so far then I becames less bored.

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

ho-bo-phobia: fear of the body odour of strumpets

EmilyL · Hallo, My Name's Goody

He he he..Every time I look back over this thread it makes me giggle!

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

mojophobia: the fear of horny straight men with hairy chests and bad teeth

ChipsAndLube · Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine.

doughphobia

the fear of bread products like bagels, waffles, hovis, etc.

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

mofophobia: the fear of mother****ers.

Date: Thu Feb 10 18:12 2005

banjophobia the fear of all things george formby

shymike · I don't vote Tory!

alloallophobia: the fear of farcical world war II sitcoms.