LGBT MUSICAL!!!!!!

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

RE: LGBT MUSICAL!!!!!!

Soph4 · Forum Addict

to be sung in the style of Rizzo fom Grease (slag with a heart)

'Cool' - Gwen Stefani (listen to the real one while you read...)

It's hard to remember how i looked before
When i didn't think of getting a 'wife'
Time passes, I'm now more comfortable
Nothing in my wardrobe is tight

Garden of army obstacles
And on Sunday I put up a shelf
And it's a miracle that all those girls are still my friends
After the number I've been through
I must be cool x2

My PE teacher told me I was 'passable'
Now I see her outside Queens in the rain
Male straight friends seem like so long ago
Female ones just make my eyes glaze

Remember year 11 art classes
That sculpture clay and the mess we made
You made signs with two girls on
Neither one was just the same
After all those Prides we went to
Thought we were cool (x2) (why, weren't we cool?)

And I can be happy without you
Since you're so happy without me
All those f***ing rainbow flags&now we're hanging out with your new girlfriend
Whose bed haven't I been in?
I know I'm cool (x2)

C-cool, (odd gasp noise) i'm a 'cool' fool.
(odd gasp noise) I'm your cool fool.

-- Edited by Soph4 at 12:04, 2006-04-19

Soph4 · Forum Addict

TO celebrate my 50th post...

Camp it up (Bag it up - Geri Yoga Halliwell)

I like treadmills and Keira Knightley
He likes Steve Jones and his Jake Shears tee
I like moonlight, when I look for food
He does morning yoga and says I'm "so crude"

CHORUS
Just because, we prefer our own sex
And we fancy the stars
He dripped his lube on my parcel from Fed Ex
Coz he likes penis and apparently I like va...

Camp it up
How much per baby?
Boots or Converse?
Is that a lady?
Tie him up
That queen is crazy!
Woah oh oh oh
Waxed his crack?
Got a new baby?
Love him yet?
Nice butt, so maybe
Scene queens ming
Where's my lady...woah oh oh oh

Lady....

I don't leave hairs and am careful when I wee
But I do read Loaded and burp nonchalantly
I go to Space, he goes to 'dark rooms'
He always keeps me waiting when he's in the bathroom

CHORUS:
Just because, we prefer our own sex
And we pin up the stars
He dripped his lube on my parcel from Fed Ex
Coz he likes penis and apparently I like va...

Camp it up
I don't like babies!
Boots or Converse?
Do you like ladies?
Tie him up
That queen is crazy!
Woah oh oh oh
Waxed his crack?
He your new baby?
Anal yet?
Nice butt, so maybe
Scene queens ming
Where's my lady...woah oh oh oh

Lady....

um yeah. um yeah. um yeah

He shaves like a lady
Straightens like a lady
But he don't want you lady, hah...

CHORUS:
Just because, we prefer our own sex
And we perv at the stars
He dripped his lube on my parcel from Fed Ex
Coz he takes penis and apparently I like va...

Camp it up
Do you want babies?
Boots or Converse?
Are you a lady?
Tie him up
That queen is crazy!
Woah oh oh oh
Waxed his crack?
Who's this week's baby?
Love him yet?
Nice butt, so maybe
Scene queens ming
Where's my lady...

(REPEAT)

You know who to do now
Police on patrol
Who's doing the cocaine now?

NickyDyke85 · YouCanaeSmokeNayHashOn'Ere!

****bows down in admiration****

The loud one

Wouldnt it be nice by the beach boys
Wouldnt it be nice to have a virgin
someone pure and not a vvhore
wouldnt it be nice to wake up with your wallet
No thieving queer to rob you blind
etc

ohhhh attacks on the gay community i never get bored of them he he he

Soph4 · Forum Addict

(for Sally and Mary and all fans of the film Bound. And for Vivien who wrote the first line of the chorus)

TRUCK (to the tune of Jennifer Paige's 90s classic 'Crush')

Ah….truck….Ah….

When opening up the bonnet, it doesn’t take a mechanic
To understand what’s going wrong baby.
The water tank is far too dry, I’ve left my truck oil can behind,
We could kill an animal maybe?

So let’s have a think, or maybe a drink,
Don’t be a wuss and say ‘but baby there’s no G&T…’
Here’s what I’ll do, I’ll lift the truck and you,
There must be services soon surely?

It’s just, a massive truck (truck)
Not like it creaks every time we fu(k
It’s just, off-road driving,
It’s not like everything I do, is femme like you.

Sha la la la.
Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom

I’m sure I’ve dropped the engine, you’re putting lipstick on again,
Please don’t get it on the seats baby (baby)
The other girls call you a whore
Rumours of you on the floor
Even that you’re bi, truck-trash lady.

You send me that wink, I know what you think
Don’t make me smash the carburettor in three
I know we’re through but I still want you
It’s the truck that bonds us now, can’t you see?

It’s just, a massive truck (truck)
Not like it revs every time we fu(k
It’s just, big truck lifting,
It’s not like everything I do, involves shampoo.

Buffalo pies….IV treatment in your eyes
Additions to you and me…

It’s just, a worn out truck
The tyres burst every time we fu(k
It’s just, our one last thing
It’s not like I ever trusted you; it wasn’t true.

-- Edited by Soph4 at 20:53, 2006-11-01

Rt hon NickyDyke85 · Lord of the Rings

good stuff there luv!

Soph4 · Forum Addict

Black Emo Fringe (to the tune of Rip Her To Shreds – Blondie)

Hey, (psst) here she comes now...
Ah, you know her, with the black emo fringe
Yeah, you know her, see her boy shoes
Are those self harm scars, no, a fashionable bruise
She looks like Rock’s junkie sister
She thinks she’s Brody Dalle
Her piercings are all infected
Snorting coke in the toilets at Star

Urgh, she’s so emo
Come on rip her to shreds (x2)

Ah, you know her, skin as white as whipped cream
Yeah, you know her, in the rainbow parade
Black eye shadow, thick mascara, urgh.
She don’t eat much.

She looks like she’ll never get better
She takes gay to the extreme
Her studded belts are made of real leather
Her main occupation’s the Scene

Urgh, she’s so emo
Come on rip her to shreds (x2)

She walks in a group of girl clones
The pills make her dancing obscene
Pupils as large as flesh tunnels
She lives in her black skinny jeans

Urgh, she’s so emo
Come on rip her to shreds (x3)

You know her, she flirts with your friends
Yeah, you know her, her ass is real small
Yeah, you know her, she has the polka dot tie
She’s so emo.

Debbie Harry talking:

(Apparently she’s so messed up in her mind.
She’s so, she’s so, hey there she goes now.
She works in H&M; she left college for stripes.
I hear she had a boyfriend.
But he ran off with a man.)

-- Edited by Soph4 at 20:18, 2006-11-02